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« Reply #125 on: 28/01/2009 09:54:46 »
Was 2002 a milleniumdrome?
 

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« Reply #127 on: 28/01/2009 10:14:26 »



It's all to do with a giant waste of money that sits on the bank of the Thames.

If you ate lots of kebabs, would that be a waist of money?
 

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« Reply #128 on: 28/01/2009 10:17:14 »
What are you talking about? Waist = Waste???????
 

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« Reply #129 on: 28/01/2009 10:18:14 »


Doner Kebab or Turd on a Roundabout.
 

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« Reply #130 on: 28/01/2009 10:21:19 »
How many calories there are in a kebab
 

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« Reply #131 on: 28/01/2009 10:22:10 »
What are you talking about? Waist = Waste???????

Yup. Clever, isn't it..... [xx(]
 

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« Reply #132 on: 28/01/2009 10:56:09 »
Speaking of Turd on a Roundabout (Kebab), I need to mend a puncture in the tyre of my sack truck


Do you think this man can help? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfzm9dfqBw
 

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« Reply #133 on: 28/01/2009 11:07:42 »
Sack Truck aye?
 

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« Reply #134 on: 28/01/2009 15:21:55 »
If you see some comedy that is as funny backwards as it is forwards, that's a Michael Palindrome.

An anagram of Bolton is Ipswich
 

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« Reply #135 on: 28/01/2009 15:26:56 »
If you see some comedy that is as funny backwards as it is forwards, that's a Michael Palindrome.

An anagram of Bolton is Ipswich

Ever been to Newark?
 

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« Reply #136 on: 28/01/2009 15:40:24 »
Notlob!!! My twin brother lives there. Or he would, if I had one.
 

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« Reply #137 on: 28/01/2009 15:43:26 »
If we had some eggs, we could have ham and eggs, if we had some ham.
 

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« Reply #138 on: 28/01/2009 15:46:32 »
And there he was! Gone!
 

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« Reply #139 on: 28/01/2009 17:17:22 »
To summarize then, the only thing needed is enough superimposed room for all that ham and eggs.
And perhaps, some laxatives?

Flush me up Scotty:)
 

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« Reply #140 on: 28/01/2009 17:51:08 »
Green eggs & ham?

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
 

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« Reply #141 on: 29/01/2009 01:38:20 »
NO!

Green Kippers and Spam!

I would, could, in a box.
I can, I will, with a fox.
I will eat them with a mouse.
I will eat them in a house.
I will them here or there.
I will eat them anywhere.
I eat green kippers and spam.
I  like them, Sam-I-am.
 

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« Reply #142 on: 29/01/2009 01:48:31 »
As in a dream, a scream
Eggs an' Ham

Eggs an' Ham?
Better a dram
 

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« Reply #143 on: 29/01/2009 01:52:59 »
Did you make that one up yourself Mr. yor_on?
 

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« Reply #144 on: 29/01/2009 02:01:40 »
Speaking of Turd on a Roundabout (Kebab), I need to mend a puncture in the tyre of my sack truck


Do you think this man can help? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfzm9dfqBw
Yayyyyyyy. I want one of those don.... If I get on will you give me a ride?..Like times my brother used to give us girls wheel barrel rides around the yard!!!  Yee Haw!!!!!  
 

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« Reply #145 on: 29/01/2009 03:11:02 »
What can one say Mr Chem?
One has to try to the best of ones dribbling ability.
As the poetic standards set here so proudly craved it

:)


 
 

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« Reply #146 on: 29/01/2009 03:14:44 »
Tell me Mr. yor_on, do white coloured objects reflect IR? Perhaps I should start a new thread?
 

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« Reply #147 on: 29/01/2009 03:18:42 »
Should I be worried?
 

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« Reply #148 on: 29/01/2009 03:24:13 »
It was that bad then..
Never more I say...

Not a word over those lips.
Not A Word......

And that's my final word on this matter.......

I say.

Not even a understandable sentence..
(probably been that way anyway:)

---Seriously----

Mr Chem, if you care to light it up, it will be seen I believe.

" Near infrared illuminators are typically available in a range of wavelengths (e.g. 730nm, 830nm, 920nm). Providing supplemental infrared illumination of an appropriate wavelength not only eliminates the variability of available ambient light, but also allows the observer to illuminate only specific areas of interest while eliminating shadows and enhancing image contrast.

The supplemental near infrared lighting not only improves the quality of image intensifier devices (which have both a visible and a near-infrared response), but also permits the use of solid state cameras, which also have the ability to convert near infrared images to visible."

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« Reply #149 on: 29/01/2009 03:25:14 »
*whispers* See, I've started my own thread!
 

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