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« Reply #250 on: 02/02/2009 23:24:18 »
can the mods see what we've written even when it's changed to *****?

No - the software automatically changes the offending word. It is somewhat arbitrary - the list of words to be changed, that is.
 

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« Reply #251 on: 02/02/2009 23:25:45 »
I was watching the piglet getting castrated on the Jamie Oliver programme the other night and the word that popped into my head was disgruntled!

His penis was connected into his throat?? I am amazed!
 

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« Reply #252 on: 02/02/2009 23:48:14 »
I don"t know who Jamie Oliver is...I don"t think?
 

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« Reply #253 on: 02/02/2009 23:50:08 »
I think he is a butcher or something...
 

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« Reply #254 on: 02/02/2009 23:51:22 »
Hahaha, just joking! He is a chief and he does these cooking shows on TV, he's quite a famous bloke too.
 

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« Reply #255 on: 02/02/2009 23:56:09 »
Oh A Chef? That is cool.. That may be familiar. now that you say that.... I probably have but never paid any attention to him!
 

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« Reply #256 on: 03/02/2009 04:31:38 »
I probably have but never paid any attention to him!
Nah, nobody ever does.....
 

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« Reply #257 on: 03/02/2009 08:28:48 »
I probably have but never paid any attention to him!
Nah, nobody ever does.....

He started off as "The Naked Chef" and was the boy-next-door cheeky cockney sparrow type. He has since made much movement towards the betterment of children's daily meals, though somehow has turned into a foul-mouthed pratt along the way. Shame.
 

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« Reply #258 on: 03/02/2009 09:13:06 »
I was watching the piglet getting castrated on the Jamie Oliver programme the other night and the word that popped into my head was disgruntled!

 

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« Reply #259 on: 03/02/2009 13:14:54 »
One of the thing I've noticed is that when I'm tired I get 'smells'.
Like if visiting a room that used to be filled of stale cigarette smoke.

'Yippie kay yeyy' is more of an learned 'reflex, just because it makes me in a 'good mode' :)
That first 'experience' described though seems to be 'hardcoded', more or less.
 

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« Reply #260 on: 03/02/2009 14:43:55 »
Now this is a very good reply, to my taste I might add:)

"No - the software automatically changes the offending word. It is somewhat arbitrary - the list of words to be changed, that is."

It's just missing two 'l':s



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No - the software automatically changes the offending world. It is somewhat arbitrary - the list of worlds to be changed, that is.
 

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« Reply #261 on: 03/02/2009 14:57:55 »
I don't see how the list of words to censor can be arbitrary. They should be held in a database table and a test run against the text that's been input.
 

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« Reply #262 on: 03/02/2009 15:01:12 »
Jamie Oliver has done a lot of good with regard school dinners and other dietary issues - but I still want to punch the annoying little scrote!
 

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« Reply #263 on: 03/02/2009 17:44:06 »
Aren't they to be played with, as this blogger demonstrates?

http://scrotoss.blogspot.com/2006/06/how-to-make-scrote.html
 

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« Reply #264 on: 03/02/2009 18:08:35 »
How is it you two get away with being really rude and I don't. I have turned over a new leaf and will be spotless from now on.
 

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« Reply #265 on: 03/02/2009 19:37:41 »
How is it you two get away with being really rude and I don't. I have turned over a new leaf and will be spotless from now on.

 

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« Reply #266 on: 03/02/2009 21:09:51 »
Yes, right!
 

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« Reply #267 on: 03/02/2009 22:16:16 »
-Then, Sires and Madams, there will be just two small lefts..
And may I take this opportunity to welcome you to our mystery tour, please get aboard.

It leaves punctually on the dot.
 
- No Sir, please, no cameras..
After last year's incident with the disappearing Chef, we can't allow cameras any more.
Yes it's true that the picture came out very life like.

He will be missed.





 

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« Reply #268 on: 03/02/2009 22:17:19 »
Alright, I'm on board!
 

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« Reply #269 on: 03/02/2009 22:20:52 »
May I recommend our buffet.

It contains all nutrients you ever have dreamt of.
And some you haven't.
 

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« Reply #270 on: 03/02/2009 22:24:07 »
Yes, I'll take you up on your recommendation. :P
 

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« Reply #271 on: 03/02/2009 22:29:00 »
Oh no sir, it's no recommendation, it's unavoidable.
Those men over there would take it very badly in deed if you didn't try our sheep skull encrusted in lemon jelly.

Don't get to disturbed if it winks at you, it's only trying to be friendly.
That's why we leave you with a mallet.

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We take a great pride in serving our food fresh if I may say so Sir.
As those green things sticking out of its mouth proves.

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Yes, the sea can be rough Sir, perfectly understandable.
We like to see our guest leaving an impression.
May I recommend a wine to the soup?
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« Reply #272 on: 03/02/2009 22:35:39 »
Don't worry, sheep skulls are nothing...!
 

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« Reply #273 on: 03/02/2009 22:42:09 »
Ah, I see you know your Spanish sea food.
Without further ado, allow me to present your waiter for the evning.

Manuel.
Highly recommended by our friends at Fawlty Towers.

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Now, for the wine i would like you to try this fruity red Savanna.
We press it as you comes in, and we can promise it to grow on you.

Or you could try our pincers?
That will give you a head start if it gets to clingy.
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« Reply #274 on: 03/02/2009 22:44:49 »
Hallo Manuel, or maybe Hola! ¿cómo estás?  Nice to meet you!
 

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