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« Reply #275 on: 03/02/2009 22:55:00 »
I think I'll try the pincers
 

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« Reply #276 on: 03/02/2009 22:59:50 »
I'm Sorry, Manuel have signed our contract.
As we in the 'business' like to say.

'Our life is our bond'
And that really means 'Hasta la muerte'

Or just possibly, 'Hasta la Vista'?
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As all good firms we have our confidentiality contract.
You do know sign language?

It was in your ticket, remember..
The fine print, at page sixty four (and three quarters)

Just before you picked your finger to sign Sir.

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Now if you look to the left you will see the native wild life weaving to wards you.
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« Reply #277 on: 03/02/2009 23:01:50 »
Dude, you're starting to freak me out, sign language? I didn't sign up for that!
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Okay, what do you want me to do?
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Hmmm...wildlife you say, that looks like a.... arggg! Get it off of me!  [:0]
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« Reply #278 on: 03/02/2009 23:06:32 »
You didn't Sir?
An impostor?

*burly men approaches menacingly*

Do we have a problem here...

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Oh I see you've meet our Lianna :)

Now Sir, if she only will vouch for you?
- Let him out Lianna, we're not finished here.

Sorry Sir, some of those natives totally lacks table manners.
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« Reply #279 on: 03/02/2009 23:11:06 »
I think we do have a problem.
*pulls out two of these*





AHA! Who's laughing now?

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That's right: ME

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Tell them all ta back off, or else.... [xx(]
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« Reply #280 on: 03/02/2009 23:12:57 »
Well Sir, Considering that you are treating a Green Rhino I would say, she?

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Threatening?

Naaah:)

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Yes I think I saw a fugitive smile there, just over those three gaping jaws.
But she do seems to know you.
Been her(e) before?

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Ah yes, she gives you a stately nod of approval.
And here comes Manuel with your wine Sir.

If you study his shoes you can confirm to its freshness.
Please, feel free to try out our pincers with it.

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« Reply #281 on: 03/02/2009 23:17:30 »
Yes, yes I have.
 

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« Reply #282 on: 03/02/2009 23:24:12 »
Well Sir, have to admit, so have I, so indeed have I.
Had to leave in a bit of a hurry though.

She had a terrible morning temper.
But I'm sure its better now.

Ah, relax Sir, she only wants to snuggle.
A romantic dinner under the three moons of Alastria.
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« Reply #283 on: 03/02/2009 23:26:48 »
Yes, of course *puts guns away*
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Some time later....
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Hmm... these pincers are nice. Manuel, can you pour me another one?
Now now Lianna, don't drink too much.
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« Reply #284 on: 03/02/2009 23:31:22 »
Sir, do you want us to bring the throne now?
After a good dinner we found this to be a good precautionary measure.
It is after all somewhat spicy.

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And it is, all said and done, a good old French invention.
One could make dinner stretch out for days then, Sir.

Why leave before being relieved, as they used to say over there?
You're old army, right Sire?
One couldn't help but notice those proud mustaches stretching out as if to meet the very roof.

The true pride of a man I say...

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No Sir, that's only smoke..
Just give her her bucket of wine and it will be fine, Sir.

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No, not that one, that's chilli's.
Well Sir, may I suggest a fast retreat to the mens lounge?
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« Reply #285 on: 03/02/2009 23:35:58 »
Yes, I want the throne. Err...what throne?
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Retreat to mens lounge immediately.
And don't you try anything silly on me, a bit of wine doesn't put of my aim...
*stumbles around and falls to the ground*
As I said, it doen't put of my aim.
 

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« Reply #286 on: 03/02/2009 23:38:46 »
You guys are nuts - as is MIL who is now a resurrected Virgin.

Robin

"Holy Hemorrhoids, Batman, what is going in here? The Rhinoceros is eating Daisies from that NZ'ers skull while he is in the loo!"

 

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« Reply #287 on: 03/02/2009 23:39:58 »
Your just jealous JimBob that we're having a good time.
 

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« Reply #288 on: 03/02/2009 23:40:52 »
No I am worried about you lad, that rino is carnivorous.
 

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« Reply #289 on: 03/02/2009 23:42:59 »
Now Now, Quarreling is best done outside the lounge Sires.

And with all due respect Sir.

Our guest Mr Jim Bob is somewhat at a disadvantage here.
After all Sir, you're armed.

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*Looks around*

-Ah yes here comes our Conga band.
Try the Cigar's, specially imported and as you can see of the very finest brand.
No Sir, one at a time please...
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« Reply #290 on: 03/02/2009 23:45:44 »
How did you know, it is concealed in my robotic arm.
 

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« Reply #291 on: 03/02/2009 23:46:52 »
Come on Mr, yor_on, let us retreat to the mens lounge

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Hey! Where is Lianna?

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I am the one that is armed!

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See? Feel my biceps.
 

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« Reply #292 on: 03/02/2009 23:48:28 »
Lianna and I have booked a room.
 

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« Reply #293 on: 03/02/2009 23:51:09 »
I say, stealing the bride are we?

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Good show although?

Let's see what moves our hero might choose...
*Whistling trying to look innocent, while franticly running for cover*

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What is it with men and cigars?

- One at a time Mr Chem - one at a time I say..

Is he's trying for a smoke screen?
Yes, definitely and most finitely so

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Yes, *rubbing hands* to night the devil gets his due.

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« Reply #294 on: 04/02/2009 00:01:43 »
Lianna and I have booked a room.
Why you little ....

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Come on Sir, let's go!
*takes another drink*
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« Reply #295 on: 04/02/2009 00:07:31 »
Ah yes, there is nothing as sitting at the bar at the mens lounge.
Laid back relaxing in that couch, taking a swig of whisky while studying the swing of another.

Absolutely cricket Sir, if I may say so.

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One do need a civilised attitude towards mayhem.
As I'm proud to say that I have.
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« Reply #296 on: 04/02/2009 00:10:09 »
Never give your opponent a warning, C4.



Come, Lianna, let us retire in peace now that the lout can't bother us anymore.
 

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« Reply #297 on: 04/02/2009 00:11:08 »
I would have liked to have Lianna here *breaks down into tears*
*takes another drink*
Cricket? Where can we play that?

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Manuel, can you find me another native?

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One without HIV AIDS, UNLIKE the LAST one.
 

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« Reply #298 on: 04/02/2009 00:18:08 »
Tosh, sacred of a little virus? Lianna - you have chosen a REAL man.. One who doesn't play with wickets.

Manuel, tell Mrs. Towers that Faulty is trying to convince the cook into prostitution. And get the Aussie wanna-be a sheep. He will appreciate that kind of animal.
 

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« Reply #299 on: 04/02/2009 00:21:35 »
Manuel who now makes his entrée as the leader of the Conga band leads both our contestants to 'Le grande finale'.

Wherein both contestants are presented with a modestly false Japanese watch stating them to be genuine Roilx
And a life time subscription of 'Cigars at fitness' and one specially stuffed rabbit.

As for Mr Jim Bob, well he seems to have his very own plans, involving a truckload of vegetables and a large, very large, sauna.
And a tin of mayonnaise?

Will it work as a protective aid?

And for our Mr Chem?
Well, he is lastly seen waving invitingly in a invigorating manner at the native fauna
(and flora, I did mention the flora, didn't I?)

Awh Sh*, well, to late now...
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