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« Reply #25 on: 27/01/2009 09:46:28 »
Looks like the turtles are getting ready to strike back


 

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« Reply #26 on: 27/01/2009 09:47:39 »
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« Reply #27 on: 27/01/2009 10:07:34 »
Is his name Helmut?
 

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« Reply #28 on: 27/01/2009 10:11:08 »
Does he have something strange on his feet?
 

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« Reply #29 on: 27/01/2009 10:47:41 »
Hey! Helmut, wanna play frisbee?
 

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« Reply #30 on: 27/01/2009 18:31:26 »
urm, I don't think Helmut knows it is a frisby. He thinks it is his flat mate!
 

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« Reply #31 on: 27/01/2009 19:29:46 »
Poor Helmut would be sad, because his flat mate is so flat and is gone all yellow!
 

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« Reply #32 on: 27/01/2009 21:13:07 »
Don am I correct in saying that a male tortoise rams his shell into a potential mate to see if she is interested. I suppose it is the tortoise equivilant of road rage.
 

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« Reply #33 on: 27/01/2009 23:08:26 »
Is his name Helmut?

Apologise at once!

 

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« Reply #34 on: 28/01/2009 10:06:28 »
Is his name Helmut?

Apologise at once!



Anyone got an asprin? I seem to have a headache.

Don am I correct in saying that a male tortoise rams his shell into a potential mate to see if she is interested. I suppose it is the tortoise equivilant of road rage.

Yes, tis true. I suppose you could say he is buttering her up!
 

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« Reply #35 on: 28/01/2009 10:13:13 »
urm, I don't think Helmut knows it is a frisby. He thinks it is his flat mate!

If Helmut wants a flatmate he should try this chappie:



Testudeo Malacochersus tornieri (Pancake Tortoise)
 

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« Reply #36 on: 28/01/2009 10:16:02 »
He wants a pancake!
 

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« Reply #37 on: 29/01/2009 01:42:24 »
Has he tried International House of Pancakes (IHOP) - otherwise known as Belly-ache Breakfast?
 

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« Reply #38 on: 29/01/2009 20:53:04 »
Is the house made of pancakes.
 

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« Reply #39 on: 29/01/2009 23:23:26 »
YES! it is - and it rains syrup around it.
 

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