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« Reply #25 on: 30/01/2009 10:53:46 »
It will need a red light on top - for aircraft.
 

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« Reply #26 on: 30/01/2009 10:59:37 »
Some kind of Headlights for fog darkness etc.. better yet radar and super heat vision stuff like infra red sensors etc..
 

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« Reply #27 on: 30/01/2009 11:47:10 »
It should look as though it's upside-down when it's actually the right way up, but not visa-versa.  It's elbows should look like zeppelins.
 

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« Reply #28 on: 30/01/2009 17:00:08 »
It must have a humping post.......just for fun and practice.

Plus it must have a horn that plays La Cucaracha

There must be a shrine floor.
 

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« Reply #29 on: 30/01/2009 18:14:53 »
I thought it was already wind and solar powered!

It contains a foyer with a gin and tonic fountain.
 

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« Reply #30 on: 31/01/2009 00:12:22 »
It must have a humping post.......just for fun and practice.

Plus it must have a horn that plays La Cucaracha

There must be a shrine floor.
Will a nice shiny pole do for pole dancing too! LOL

 I like the music already! YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
 

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« Reply #31 on: 31/01/2009 00:13:46 »
It must have a full service massage and hot tub saunas on one floor..
 

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« Reply #32 on: 31/01/2009 03:43:18 »
It can be shrinked so that it fits into your pockets.
 

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« Reply #33 on: 31/01/2009 12:25:34 »
It will have a pink bow tie.
 

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« Reply #34 on: 31/01/2009 16:28:24 »
Parking warning alarm in case a woman drives it
 

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« Reply #35 on: 31/01/2009 18:32:36 »
.....or my husband!

The gin and tonic fountain will have a beaver lodge at one end.

The onboard hospital will only have sexy doctors and nurses. It also has a instant weight loss chamber so you can pig out and never get fat.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 31/01/2009 22:04:25 »
It also has a instant weight loss chamber so you can pig out and never get fat.
A vomitorium (vomitory)?
 

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« Reply #37 on: 31/01/2009 22:37:15 »
It also has a instant weight loss chamber so you can pig out and never get fat.
A vomitorium (vomitory)?

Your Latin is correct ...

So we need air fresheners, a machine to convert the "effluvium" back into food, and - oh... FEATHERS!! Yes. Feathers - for to tickle the back of one's throat. (The wording is intentionally archaic in nature.)

 

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« Reply #38 on: 31/01/2009 23:29:49 »
It will have a pink bow tie.

Why does the machine have to be gay? Is this part of the world view that says everything must be included? If so then -

It should have only one leg.

 

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« Reply #39 on: 31/01/2009 23:33:05 »
The one leg is very hairy and has those sock suspenders on it (and socks of course.) I'd like John cleeses leg if possible.
 

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« Reply #40 on: 01/02/2009 01:06:27 »
Parking warning alarm in case a woman drives it
And a built in GPS because a man won't ask for directions! LOL..
 

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« Reply #41 on: 01/02/2009 01:59:41 »
It can do back flips.
 

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« Reply #42 on: 01/02/2009 06:40:52 »
cool!
 

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« Reply #43 on: 01/02/2009 10:23:04 »
It will have a pink bow tie.

Why does the machine have to be gay? Is this part of the world view that says everything must be included? If so then -

It should have only one leg.



Have we discussed the gender of the machine already?
 

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« Reply #44 on: 01/02/2009 14:22:29 »
It will have a pink bow tie.

Why does the machine have to be gay? Is this part of the world view that says everything must be included? If so then -

It should have only one leg.



And be a blind lesbian
 

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« Reply #45 on: 01/02/2009 14:38:06 »
The one leg is very hairy and has those sock suspenders on it (and socks of course.) I'd like John cleeses leg if possible.

I think he's probably still using it atm.
 

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« Reply #46 on: 01/02/2009 15:18:10 »
The one leg is very hairy and has those sock suspenders on it (and socks of course.) I'd like John cleeses leg if possible.

I think he's probably still using it atm.

I've heard he sits down a lot.
 

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« Reply #47 on: 01/02/2009 18:46:22 »
It has a dish rack on the top so that when if moves along it air dries the washing up. It also has one of those wirly gig washing drier sticking out at the back like a tail.
 

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« Reply #48 on: 01/02/2009 18:47:21 »
It has an energy saving lightbulb on its head that lights up when the captain has an idea.
 

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« Reply #49 on: 01/02/2009 18:49:17 »
An Acme patent steamhammer for splatting Roadrunner  :D
 

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