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« Reply #50 on: 01/02/2009 19:11:24 »
The one leg is very hairy and has those sock suspenders on it (and socks of course.) I'd like John cleeses leg if possible.

I think he's probably still using it atm.

I've heard he sits down a lot.

Quite possibly, and indeed, I also spend a lot of time sitting down, but nevertheless, I still rely upon both legs to get me between the different places where I sit and I have no reason to suspect that Mr. Cleese does otherwise.

Hmm...   Mr. Cleese, are you lurking out there, and could you give us a definitive answer?
 

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« Reply #51 on: 01/02/2009 19:30:44 »
I spend most of my time legless so I wouldn't notice!
 

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« Reply #52 on: 01/02/2009 19:42:56 »
I spend most of my time legless so I wouldn't notice!

Well, in that case, the sock suspenders aren't a problem, and of course, neither are the socks, but how hairy are your unused legs?  Perhaps you might want to donate one of them to fulfill your own design goal?
 

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« Reply #53 on: 02/02/2009 09:48:02 »
Must have back up lights that really work good!
 

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« Reply #54 on: 02/02/2009 14:24:29 »
BluRay player
 

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« Reply #55 on: 02/02/2009 22:46:50 »
With Blue Movies, sorry, Blu Movies.
 

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« Reply #56 on: 02/02/2009 23:20:17 »
The machine is currently both there and not there, until some does something about it.
 

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« Reply #57 on: 03/02/2009 04:33:09 »
It'll be undectectable on radar.
 

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« Reply #58 on: 03/02/2009 08:30:00 »
It should be able make Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.
 

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« Reply #59 on: 03/02/2009 08:36:21 »
It should have 45 golf courses.
 

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« Reply #60 on: 03/02/2009 09:14:45 »
And a swimming pool.

By the way, where has Machinemaker gone?  ???
 

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« Reply #61 on: 03/02/2009 09:15:55 »
He got scared away by what we're posting!
 

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« Reply #62 on: 03/02/2009 09:16:38 »
In that case the machine should have a thread-starter-finder  :D
 

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« Reply #63 on: 03/02/2009 18:12:29 »
A bust of machine maker should be made and glued onto the front of the machine with contact adhesive. It should also have a man in a boiler suit glued to the back as a glue tester.
 

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« Reply #64 on: 03/02/2009 21:59:43 »
It can build machine babies so there'll be hundreds of them!
 

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« Reply #65 on: 03/02/2009 22:03:05 »
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
 

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« Reply #66 on: 04/02/2009 00:32:07 »
This machine will roam all over the world and throughout space collecting information on atmosphere changes and life on other planets etc etc...
 

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« Reply #67 on: 04/02/2009 00:35:27 »
There will also be air purification systems set up and depressurization chambers and the machine should run on water or air depending on the planets atmosphere!
 

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« Reply #68 on: 04/02/2009 00:37:12 »
It'll be like the Matrix, with a computer generated world! :o
And wear glasses, like Morpeus.
 

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« Reply #69 on: 04/02/2009 21:43:14 »
It will collect snow globes.
 

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« Reply #70 on: 05/02/2009 06:20:07 »
It will collect snow globes.

COOL.. But That means I must Hide my collection.. I love snow globes!
 

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« Reply #71 on: 05/02/2009 06:27:18 »
It should have an automatic cherry picker.
 

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« Reply #72 on: 05/02/2009 07:20:40 »
That would be convenient! Have to have something to snatch away the snow globes!
 

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« Reply #73 on: 05/02/2009 10:48:43 »
It should have brass knobs on.
 

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« Reply #74 on: 05/02/2009 10:56:00 »
Large chimes to keep time..
 

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