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Who designed the human machine??
« on: 30/01/2009 18:16:40 »
Three engineering students were sitting around talking between classes, when one brought up the question of who designed the human body.

One of the students insisted that the human body must have been designed by an electrical engineer because of the perfection of the nerves and synapses.

Another disagreed, and exclaimed that it had to have been a mechanical engineer who designed the human body. The system of levers and pulleys is ingenious.

"No", the third student said, "you're both wrong. The human body was designed by an architect. Who else but an architect would have put a toxic waste line through a recreation area?"


 

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« Reply #1 on: 30/01/2009 18:19:02 »
I'd heard the same joke but with civil engineer as the punchline...
 

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« Reply #2 on: 31/01/2009 00:16:34 »
Hee hee hee.. LOL.. That's pretty good! LOL.. I have never heard it before! Very good!
 

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« Reply #3 on: 31/01/2009 00:25:53 »
It is actually a filtered fluid disposal system, isn't it?
 

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« Reply #4 on: 31/01/2009 23:39:49 »
Is your bottom very neat and tidy tonight? Is it wearing it's best undies? Did you iron said undies? SMART ARSE!!!!!!
 

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« Reply #5 on: 01/02/2009 03:20:48 »
Is your bottom very neat and tidy tonight? Is it wearing it's best undies? Did you iron said undies? SMART ARSE!!!!!!

Mistress, my bottom is always as you desire it - ready for action and at your disposal.
 

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