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« Reply #25 on: 15/02/2009 15:33:45 »
This weeks puzzle from an upside down trampolining sheeps pert cheeks is below.





Keep an eye out for next weeks puzzle from an upside down trampolining sheeps bottom !!...ewe know it makes sense !!

 

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« Reply #26 on: 15/02/2009 15:40:31 »
Is Blinska on Shanks's pony on the pavement (sidewalk) ?.
 

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« Reply #27 on: 15/02/2009 15:47:51 »
Is Blinska on Shanks's pony on the pavement (sidewalk) ?.

Shock horror !!..fraid not !!

*sheepy is astounded *
 

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« Reply #28 on: 15/02/2009 15:56:28 »
Is Blinska a Freemason:)

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« Reply #29 on: 15/02/2009 16:20:55 »
The Taxi is in reverse for a short distance??
 

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« Reply #30 on: 15/02/2009 16:44:52 »
Is Blinska a Freemason:)



Unfortunately he is not a freemason *sheepy shows bear leg and displays special handshake*
 

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« Reply #31 on: 15/02/2009 16:46:07 »
The Taxi is in reverse for a short distance??

That's what I first thought, unfortunately ...ewe are wrong..HA HA HA HA HA HA  *points at JimBob and blows raspberry*...nyahh nyahh nywah nyahh *prods and pokes the dinosaur *
 

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« Reply #32 on: 15/02/2009 17:52:31 »
The dinosaur turns, sweeps his tail, and in one deft move hits the sheepy at exactly the right angle and velocity to launch the sheepy into the air and towards the front of the dinosaur where the sheepy is swallowed whole through the gaping maw of the dinosaur's mouth. 

It's not nice to piss off daddy dinosaur.

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« Reply #33 on: 15/02/2009 18:32:19 »
The dinosaur turns, sweeps his tail, and in one deft move hits the sheepy at exactly the right angle and velocity to launch the sheepy into the air and towards the front of the dinosaur where the sheepy is swallowed whole through the gaping maw of the dinosaur's mouth. 

It's not nice to piss off daddy dinosaur.

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Gosh Jim...the rumours ARE true...you DO swallow ?  ;D




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« Reply #34 on: 15/02/2009 21:39:41 »
FOG! Crude humor!

I like the dirty mind.
 

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« Reply #35 on: 16/02/2009 01:58:02 »
This one is not so easy eh ?  ;D *le smug*  ;D
 

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« Reply #36 on: 16/02/2009 03:29:56 »
The Taxi, with Bilnska inside, is being towed end first by a truck designed for the sole purpose of towing disabled or impounded vehicles - know here in the states as a "wrecker."

I IS a way it could happen!

It may not be what the picky old man wants but it damn sure fits the scenario. 
 

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« Reply #37 on: 16/02/2009 08:10:54 »
Because he's walking. Just because he's a taxi driver, doesn't mean that he's currently driving a taxi.
 

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« Reply #38 on: 16/02/2009 12:28:00 »
The Taxi, with Bilnska inside, is being towed end first by a truck designed for the sole purpose of towing disabled or impounded vehicles - know here in the states as a "wrecker."

I IS a way it could happen!

It may not be what the picky old man wants but it damn sure fits the scenario. 

THAT IS IT !!

oh...NO it isn't .....sorry !!  ;D ;D
 

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« Reply #39 on: 16/02/2009 12:32:45 »
Because he's walking. Just because he's a taxi driver, doesn't mean that he's currently driving a taxi.

CORRECT !!!



The fact that he is Polish and a taxi driver is superfluous and has no bearing ! Notice that I said ' Travelling' and NOT driving !!

Fact is, he's walking !!


WELL DONE that man !!  ...

Here, have some Sushi !!
 


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« Reply #40 on: 16/02/2009 12:34:25 »
Keep watching for more puzzles from an upside down trampolining sheeps derriere !
Coming to a thread near ewe !!
 

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« Reply #41 on: 16/02/2009 13:11:42 »
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English Slang     "S"

Shag - To have sex, but also used to mean tiredness as in 'I'm totally shagged.'

Shake hands with the unemployed - To go to the toilet (for men).

Shanks's pony, Going on ... - To walk. The original Shanks's pony was a horse-drawn lawnmower with nowhere for the driver to sit, so he had to walk along behind.

Shattered - Tired.

Shrapnel - The term used to describe the inordinately large amount of small change discovered in your pocket after a piss up.

Siphon the python - To go to the toilet (for men).

Slash - To go to the toilet, as in 'I'm going for a slash.'

Smallest room in the house - Euphemism for toilet.

Squire - A general term of address towards a man, similar to 'guvnor'.
 
  http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A128152
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« Reply #42 on: 16/02/2009 13:15:06 »
Is Blinska on Shanks's pony on the pavement (sidewalk) ?.

"on Shanks's pony" means to walk ...

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English Slang
Shanks's pony, Going on ... - To walk.
The original Shanks's pony was a horse-drawn lawnmower with nowhere for the driver to sit, so he had to walk along behind.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A128152


Gosh !..your answer was to much of a conundrum to work out !...my apologies !

For the sake of me, can I ask that answers are given at my level ?

Thanks

posthumously RD also shares in the sushi prize !

well done  RD *clapping*
 

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« Reply #43 on: 16/02/2009 13:28:18 »
As long as he brings his own wasabi!
 

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« Reply #44 on: 16/02/2009 14:18:52 »
Bring a selection of Japanese wines, but don't get all sarky.  :)
 

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« Reply #45 on: 16/02/2009 19:06:39 »
DANG IT !!!! - I would have stayed with walking if numb-skull sheepy - with the IQ of said animal - would have just been able to read and assimilate the answer given.

And this guy is asking the puzzles? THE QUESTION I WANT ANSWERED IS WHY DOES SUCH A DOLT GET TO ASK THE QUESTIONS IF HE CAN'T RECOGNIZE THE ANSWER??????? OH, MY ACHING AUNT FANNY !!
 

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« Reply #46 on: 16/02/2009 20:33:28 »
Has your Aunty tried Deep Heat patches. They really sooth aches and pains.
 

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« Reply #47 on: 16/02/2009 22:10:07 »
I will apply them ASAP. We are very close.
 

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« Reply #48 on: 17/02/2009 01:23:26 »
If you are using deep heat make sure you wash your hands before you ...

Shake hands with the unemployed - To go to the toilet (for men).

Siphon the python - To go to the toilet (for men).

Slash - To go to the toilet, as in 'I'm going for a slash.'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A128152
 

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« Reply #49 on: 17/02/2009 02:32:32 »
My, how very greatly informative!

I will use these instead of -

Shake the dew off the Lilly

Drain the lizard

etc., etc.
 

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