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« on: 20/02/2009 07:17:04 »
What would a person be if he is sexually attracted to planets, such as Neptune.  That person looks at pictures of Neptune and masturbates to them?


 

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« Reply #1 on: 20/02/2009 07:19:32 »
Why is it a he?
 

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« Reply #2 on: 20/02/2009 07:23:03 »
Guys are more into weird stuff, sexually.
 

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« Reply #3 on: 20/02/2009 07:25:09 »
I don't think you should have started this thread here. 
 

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« Reply #4 on: 20/02/2009 07:30:05 »
I regret nothing.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 20/02/2009 07:34:14 »
Ah well, nothing that I can do about it. :)
 

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« Reply #6 on: 20/02/2009 08:16:53 »
What would a person be if he is sexually attracted to planets, such as Neptune.  That person looks at pictures of Neptune and masturbates to them?

I think the clinical term for such a person is 'nutty as a fruit cake'.
 

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« Reply #7 on: 20/02/2009 08:18:16 »
What would a person be if he is sexually attracted to planets, such as Neptune.  That person looks at pictures of Neptune and masturbates to them?
I tried Google and there was nothing so I assume that there is no such thing.
 

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« Reply #8 on: 20/02/2009 08:27:15 »
Maybe he's an Asstronomer
 

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« Reply #9 on: 20/02/2009 08:29:20 »
And he is really into Uranus
 

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« Reply #10 on: 20/02/2009 08:32:16 »
And he is really into Uranus

Someone had to say it....;)
 

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« Reply #12 on: 20/02/2009 09:27:53 »
Yep, if it wasn't Uranus, it would have been mooning!
 

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« Reply #13 on: 20/02/2009 11:53:20 »
Do you imagine youself having sex with it? Isn't it a bit big? How exactly do you have sex with a planet?
 

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« Reply #14 on: 20/02/2009 14:02:38 »
Do you imagine youself having sex with it? Isn't it a bit big? How exactly do you have sex with a planet?

For the benfit of all interested, I shall conduct an experiment over the weekend.

Now, where's those rockets that were left over from Guy Fawkes night?

Ah! Here they are! Now I'll just strap them to my body.................

What does this say? 'Light blue touchpaper and retire immediately' Hmmm, retire, not a bad idea.



So, light blue touchpaper............ OK, done.


Now, retire. A quick email to my clients should do the trick.




Dear Client,

It is with regret that I have to inform you that, with immediate effect, it is my intention to retiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 

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« Reply #15 on: 20/02/2009 15:08:28 »
What would a person be if he is sexually attracted to planets

I think the clinical term for such a person is 'nutty as a fruit cake'.


It would be paraphillia, except if it was Venus (Williams).
 

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« Reply #16 on: 20/02/2009 17:13:19 »
I wouldn't have sex with a planet you might get asteroids.
 

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« Reply #17 on: 20/02/2009 17:15:19 »
Does the moon Wiggle, or does it just squirm at us?
 

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« Reply #19 on: 20/02/2009 18:56:57 »
Thanks RD for recognizing the seriousness of this question.
This site is one of the most deep thinking, full quality, sites I've ever had the pleasure to read.
It brings back faith in humankind.

So it wiggles then?
As Mdriver thought, there's a reason for all things under the sun...
 

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« Reply #20 on: 20/02/2009 19:13:33 »
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...we got the taste of the different balls just right...
http://www.marsplanets.co.uk/about/default.aspx
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« Reply #21 on: 20/02/2009 19:46:23 »
As a firm believer in empirical study I have undertaken to eat some of the "Planets" above whilst listening to Holst and touching the World !!


Safety belts are fastened !!






 

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« Reply #22 on: 20/02/2009 21:38:39 »
As a firm believer in empirical study I have undertaken to eat some of the "Planets" above whilst listening to Holst and touching the World !!


Safety belts are fastened !!




Are you expecting this astronomical combination to produce a coronal mass ejection ?   :)

 

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« Reply #23 on: 20/02/2009 22:12:21 »
. ;D ;D

Nice RD..

well, I'm expecting a "release" of something....and I suspect it will be a release of my wits from my cranial cavity as I can't keep my hand on Europe for too long !!
 

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« Reply #24 on: 20/02/2009 22:36:06 »
No no no.  I mean, what if a person looks at a picture or a video of a planet (or looks at it through a telescope) , such as Neptune, and masturbates?

WHAT IF A PERSON IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ASTRONOMICAL OBJECTS!?!?!?!?!
 

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