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« Reply #25 on: 20/02/2009 22:38:08 »
Why don't you try it, I won't tell anybody ;)

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WHAT IF A PERSON IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ASTRONOMICAL OBJECTS!?!?!?!?!
What if they are? Who cares?
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« Reply #26 on: 20/02/2009 23:21:50 »
No no no.  I mean, what if a person looks at a picture or a video of a planet (or looks at it through a telescope) , such as Neptune, and masturbates?

WHAT IF A PERSON IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ASTRONOMICAL OBJECTS !?!?!?!?!


Objectophilia is a form of paraphilia where particular inanimate objects produce sexual arousal, a.k.a fetishism.
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« Reply #27 on: 20/02/2009 23:31:02 »
No no no.  I mean, what if a person looks at a picture or a video of a planet (or looks at it through a telescope) , such as Neptune, and masturbates?

WHAT IF A PERSON IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ASTRONOMICAL OBJECTS!?!?!?!?!

I suppose if ewe ahd an anal thing about it then ewe would be an ARSEstronomer......and if ewe enjoyed some form of colonic irrigation then ewe could be an ARSEstronenemma  !!
 

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« Reply #28 on: 20/02/2009 23:55:26 »
Astrophilia? I think you're the only one
 

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« Reply #29 on: 21/02/2009 00:51:13 »
Surely Joviphilia...

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the Jovian planets include Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. Like Jupiter, these planets are gas giants.
http://wind.cc.whecn.edu/~marquard/astronomy/jovian.htm


Psst wanna buy some bootleg copies of "The Sky at Night" ?  :)
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« Reply #30 on: 21/02/2009 00:59:20 »
I think they might be attracted to my stomach as that is a gas giant.
 

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« Reply #31 on: 21/02/2009 02:14:11 »
This month's "Sky and Telescope" magazine has a centerfold of Jupiter exposing it's deep layer of metallic hydrogen.  Mmmmmmmm, I spent too much time in the bathroom, my roommate kept knocking on the door.  I hate it when people do that.
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« Reply #32 on: 21/02/2009 02:17:39 »
This month's "Sky and Telescope" magazine has a centerfold of Jupiter exposing it's deep layer of metallic hydrogen.  Mmmmmmmm, I spent too much time in the bathroom, my roommate keep knocking on the door.  I hate it when people do that.

Ewe are a norty boy !...leave those planets alone !!  ;)
 

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« Reply #33 on: 21/02/2009 19:41:53 »
The nearest recognised 'philla I can find to "Joviphilia" is globophilia (balloons)...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gothamelia/Sandbox

A planet viewed though a telescope does look a bit like a balloon, (or something similar  :) ) ...


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« Reply #34 on: 21/02/2009 21:10:46 »
I think it is also the rubber in the balloon that provides the turn on so perhaps not the same. This is what I've heard anyway...ooops it deflated again.
 

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