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« on: 11/03/2009 14:33:44 »
Let's say that the universe is going to pull itself apart some time in the future. Now if you had all the technological resources that you needed how would you solve this annoying problem? 

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« Reply #1 on: 11/03/2009 14:44:52 »
Put gaffer tape around it???
 

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« Reply #2 on: 11/03/2009 15:18:34 »
wow and so easy too............. LOL

There I was thinking of draining gravity out of our universe into another one I just happened to have in the basement and all I need was some tape!

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« Reply #3 on: 11/03/2009 15:26:45 »
Don't mention it. My pleasure. Incidentally, I have a few rolls spare which I have put on eBay with a reserve of 10,000,000.00. Feel free to make your bid now.
 

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« Reply #4 on: 11/03/2009 15:40:27 »
on my way right now.......... would you take some old bank stock i have?
 

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« Reply #5 on: 11/03/2009 15:51:44 »
Nah! Sorry one roll of gaffer tape is worth 2 x Royal Bank of Scotland at the moment.
 

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« Reply #6 on: 11/03/2009 15:53:01 »
flip it anyway just lit the fire with them...............
 

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« Reply #7 on: 12/03/2009 04:34:14 »
I would have used glue...
 

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« Reply #8 on: 12/03/2009 05:23:05 »
Let's say that the universe is going to pull itself apart some time in the future. Now if you had all the technological resources that you needed how would you solve this annoying problem? 

let you imagination go wild!  
Perhaps figuring some way to position ourselves closer to a couple different planets to increase the gravitational force to keep it together like pressure from the outside counteracting the pulling process to create more of a compacting phenomenon.... would that work! LOL say if you could manipulate a planets positioning to other planets?
 

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« Reply #9 on: 12/03/2009 05:23:43 »
or would that kill us all instead???LOL..
 

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« Reply #10 on: 12/03/2009 05:47:09 »
Nah, don't be ridiculous, of course it won't. :)
 

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« Reply #11 on: 12/03/2009 06:02:16 »
LOL..LOL...I best find a sweetie soon cause if I get crushed I expect to be crushed sweetie Sandwhich...together forever...LOL...LOL
 

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« Reply #12 on: 12/03/2009 06:02:36 »
AH...what a way to go!! LOL..
 

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« Reply #13 on: 12/03/2009 08:13:13 »
LOL..LOL...I best find a sweetie soon cause if I get crushed I expect to be crushed sweetie Sandwhich...together forever...LOL...LOL

Eureka!!!

You've given me an idea to solve this problem.

Sweeties, (US Candies) boiled sweeties.

We all know how sticky they can get, smothered in fluff from your pockets after they've been there a couple of months and slipped out of the wrapper. Just get everyone to empty their pockets of these elusive treats and send them up in the space shuttle, open the cargo bay doors and viola, sticky sweeties will hold the universe together forever.

Do I get a Nobel Prize for this?
 

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« Reply #14 on: 12/03/2009 08:28:15 »
Here:

 

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« Reply #15 on: 12/03/2009 08:53:26 »
OH GOLLY GOSH!!!

I've got a Nobel Prize........

Oh! Just one question, is this the prize for Chemistry, Physics or Idiocy?
 

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« Reply #16 on: 12/03/2009 08:59:47 »
What ever you want!
 

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« Reply #17 on: 12/03/2009 09:07:06 »
i am so jealous  [:-[]
 

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« Reply #18 on: 12/03/2009 09:12:26 »
Here, you can have the one from under the bed:

 

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« Reply #19 on: 12/03/2009 09:18:54 »
wow all for me..... me, em did i say ME![:0]   LOL
 

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« Reply #20 on: 12/03/2009 09:24:47 »
Unfortunately for you it does not come with any prize money
 

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« Reply #21 on: 12/03/2009 09:31:13 »
i am above such needs  ::) .................. "yea right  ;D"
 

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« Reply #22 on: 13/03/2009 04:23:57 »
You can have Don_1's wallet.


 

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« Reply #23 on: 13/03/2009 10:59:07 »
LOL..LOL...I best find a sweetie soon cause if I get crushed I expect to be crushed sweetie Sandwhich...together forever...LOL...LOL

Eureka!!!

You've given me an idea to solve this problem.

Sweeties, (US Candies) boiled sweeties.

We all know how sticky they can get, smothered in fluff from your pockets after they've been there a couple of months and slipped out of the wrapper. Just get everyone to empty their pockets of these elusive treats and send them up in the space shuttle, open the cargo bay doors and viola, sticky sweeties will hold the universe together forever.

Do I get a Nobel Prize for this?

Lol...lol..you would think about that.... Lol....

little hard candies eh... lol...
 

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« Reply #24 on: 13/03/2009 12:13:30 »
The answer is blatantly obvious !!

Post a picture of me in certain areas of the Cosmos and my charisma is enough to keep things together !







Sheesh !.. i really have to spell it out for ewe lot !





Ewe know it, I know it..the Universe knows it !


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