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« on: 11/03/2009 15:23:00 »
MUNICH, Germany - The city has been abuzz about a neighboring
town's pig incident. It seems that two animal rights
protesters broke into a slaughterhouse to free thousands of
pigs before they met their fate. Armed with bolt cutters,
they managed to clear the way for the soon to be liberated
pigs. As the doors opened, a stampede of pork rushed through
the opening, trampling the crusading protesters and crushing
them to their doom.

oink oink


 

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« Reply #1 on: 11/03/2009 15:29:11 »
Is someone telling porky pies here?
 

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« Reply #2 on: 11/03/2009 15:32:02 »
One of their rasher decisions, I would think.
 

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« Reply #3 on: 11/03/2009 15:42:57 »
they made a right pigs ear of it
 

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« Reply #4 on: 11/03/2009 16:27:54 »
They were a bit ham-fisted.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 11/03/2009 16:42:31 »
But they are bacon the right track now.
 

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« Reply #6 on: 11/03/2009 17:36:41 »
It was sad that they got trampled to death, but I guess it was God swill.
 

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« Reply #7 on: 11/03/2009 17:58:31 »
one in sty i would say
 

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« Reply #8 on: 11/03/2009 22:30:26 »
What a boar-ing thread!!
 

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« Reply #9 on: 11/03/2009 23:24:18 »
LOL
 

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« Reply #10 on: 11/03/2009 23:55:09 »
Sow what?

Here's a little pome [sic] what I wrote.

3 little piggies went for a drive,
Out in the country on the A45,
Look out! Too fast! Put the brake on!
Oops, too late. Now they're bacon
« Last Edit: 11/03/2009 23:57:53 by DoctorBeaver »
 

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« Reply #11 on: 12/03/2009 02:06:42 »
If Spike Milligan's estate suis you for breach of copyright don't say I didn't warn you ...  :)

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A very rash young lady pig
(They say she was a smasher)
Suddenly ran
Under a van
Now she's a gammon rasher.
http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/printed-books/milligan-spike-in-general/336121/
« Last Edit: 12/03/2009 02:08:45 by RD »
 

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« Reply #12 on: 12/03/2009 02:11:56 »
Totally different (although I do draw inspiration from Milligan and Lear)
 

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« Reply #13 on: 12/03/2009 09:14:57 »
emmmmmmm plagiarism alert............ LOL
 

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« Reply #14 on: 12/03/2009 10:56:06 »
3 little piggies went for a drive,
Out in the country on the A45,
Look out! Too fast! Put the brake on!
Oops, too late. Now they're bacon

Very good! It even rhind.
 

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« Reply #15 on: 12/03/2009 11:06:50 »
That's an offal joke.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 12/03/2009 12:41:12 »
All this chitterling is very verbose.
 

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« Reply #17 on: 12/03/2009 14:24:08 »
Theres snout wrong with a good pig joke
 

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« Reply #18 on: 12/03/2009 15:29:04 »
Trotter long you silly people!
 

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« Reply #19 on: 12/03/2009 15:29:57 »
Or, as they say in France, "Porkquoi?"
 

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« Reply #20 on: 12/03/2009 16:16:24 »
That snort funny.
 

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« Reply #21 on: 12/03/2009 16:36:36 »
You can't ride that pig so give me my SADDLEBACK.
 

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« Reply #22 on: 12/03/2009 20:12:19 »
In a pig's STY I will!
 

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« Reply #23 on: 12/03/2009 22:39:44 »

There was a little pig
Who like a bit of pokey
Dying for a sig
It made his bacon smoky

Lying on his bed
Looking a little hokey
He pulled his charismas cracker
And got a little rhyming jokey

Bringing home the bacon
Your might become a hostage
So keep away from the mincers
Or you may become a Sausage!

No not very funny
Poking fun at pigs
I will certainly complain
Now where my bloody sigs
 
 

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« Reply #24 on: 13/03/2009 00:21:34 »
Lord Almighty, what HAM-fisted verse!
 

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