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Offline aevela78

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« on: 18/03/2009 06:21:21 »
i have this feeling that the digital cable coverter scheme is just another way for the gvt. to keep an eyeful watch on the Amercian people.....How did it get to this point?


 

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« Reply #1 on: 18/03/2009 06:23:49 »
What's this digital cable converter scheme?
 

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« Reply #2 on: 18/03/2009 06:53:37 »
Digital dude, I think he must be in Military!!!
 

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« Reply #3 on: 18/03/2009 06:54:44 »
I think he thinks the government is spying on him, but I've got no idea how.
 

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« Reply #4 on: 18/03/2009 21:16:16 »
no, it is really me spying...
 

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« Reply #5 on: 19/03/2009 15:22:27 »
Yes; if you notice on those digital converters the little camera eye glows green when the power is on :) I wonder how many government officials it takes to screen all those images.
 

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« Reply #6 on: 19/03/2009 19:31:15 »
I have got them fooled, I watch telly through a one way mirror!
 

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« Reply #7 on: 19/03/2009 23:30:23 »
I look through the keyhole!
 

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« Reply #8 on: 20/03/2009 00:06:11 »
I drilled a hole through to my neighbours lounge and watch his TV !
 

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« Reply #9 on: 20/03/2009 01:14:17 »
no, it is really me spying...

Lol... thats what I was going to say! Lol....hee hee hee....
 

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« Reply #10 on: 20/03/2009 23:52:45 »
I drilled a hole through to my neighbours lounge and watch his TV !
Now that will save on those outrageous cable bills, hey..............! I hope you're not watching your neighbor also, that could get you in trouble with the law.
 

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« Reply #11 on: 21/03/2009 00:35:34 »
You'll be surprised what kind of things he does to his neighbour. :)
 

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« Reply #12 on: 21/03/2009 00:37:03 »
You'll be surprised what kind of things he does to his neighbour. :)
Tell me more, you've got my attention!!!!
 

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« Reply #13 on: 21/03/2009 00:39:47 »
Have you read the threads that he's started? I'll try and find some for you. :)
 

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« Reply #14 on: 21/03/2009 00:45:46 »
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As a firm believer in empirical study I snuck into my neighbours house at 3am this morning and whilst he was in his world of slumber I plomped my beautiful exit area over his happy welcoming face. Good job I had eaten a double dose of baked bean vindaloo earlier as I am sure this helped with the expirement. Anyway, as soon as he gets out of hopsital I will ask him for the results..in the mean time..can ewe help ?

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As a firm believer in empirical study I broke into my neighbours house at 3am this morning………restrained him to his bed and chopped up a thousand onions (I had to wear a helmet)…..four hours passed and his tears kept flowing…after another hour even I could not take it and so I had to leave…..My neighbour was clearly upset to see me leave as he was crying still !...awwww bless him !!.....
So, no answer there , and, as I can’t face returning because of the onion scent, his wailing ,as my auto-onion squeezer continues to squeeze the other 4000 onions I left, seems to indicate that my neighbour is still missing me …awwwww !!

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As a firm believer in empirical study I snuck into where my neighbour is resting in hospital and launched him space bound. Boy, did I have to use a lot of gaffer tape to stick him to my rocket..I'll invoice him for that !...anyway, until he returns with hopefully an answer I wonder if ewe can assist me........( i did stick a ruler up his bum so that he could measure it for me !! )

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As a firm believer in empirical study  my buddy (Surgeon Sheepy) and I broke into my neighbours house this morning at 3am....and with his overwhelming unconsciously sedated consent , performed a sex change op on him. He's now a  'she' and seems to be very happy...although he...erhhmm..SHE is still sedated she has this natural urge to reach for the phone and lipstick !....Anyway, nearly 24 hours have passed and we have yet to still notice a change in tone....Surgeon Sheepy suggest we untape her mouth....but I don't know !!

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As a firm believer in empirical study I trudged over to my neighbours house at 4am this morning with a sheepy chum. I covered myself in ketchup and my sheepy chum was covered in humus !...despite constant goading with a stick and behaviour that would see us more apt to being part of a pole-dance troupe, he failed to show any affectation towards us. We dwell-ed on this for 5 hours and decided that chaining him to his bed and gagging him did not affect his decision process ! Hurrumpth !!..he didn'tt even co-operate by remaining conscious !! 

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As a firm believer in empirical study I snuk into my neighbours house at 3am this morning and painted his black hair white using permanent non wash-outable paint and waited for his eyebrows to also turn white !..To keep his head still he kindly allowed me to superglue the back of his head to his bed......a few hours later and they are still brown !!...so, no luck there !

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« Reply #15 on: 21/03/2009 00:46:27 »
Have you read the threads that he's started? I'll try and find some for you. :)
Haven't yet, just getting aquainted with the membership here at Naked. Why do I feel like I just bit off more than I can chew......?
 

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« Reply #16 on: 21/03/2009 00:47:46 »
Well, now you know! :)
 

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« Reply #17 on: 21/03/2009 00:50:03 »
Ha,ha,ha,..........Emphirical study he calls it????????
 

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« Reply #18 on: 21/03/2009 00:51:46 »
Well would you just look at me, I've become a jr. member.
 

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« Reply #19 on: 21/03/2009 01:01:43 »
Well, believe it or not, there is now exactly 100 Jr. Members. :)
 

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« Reply #20 on: 21/03/2009 02:27:46 »
Well, believe it or not, there is now exactly 100 Jr. Members. :)
Maybe I should change my name to Centennial man or, does someone else earn that honor depending ofcourse on when that particular statistic was achieved?
 

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« Reply #21 on: 21/03/2009 02:29:05 »
Perhaps you can get a custom title.
 

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« Reply #22 on: 21/03/2009 22:43:57 »
Perhaps you can get a custom title.
My next door neighbor has one of those already make-up for me. Problem is, he and I don't get along too well, if you get my drift????
 

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« Reply #23 on: 22/03/2009 02:48:27 »
Yeah! I hear you loud and clear man. :)
 

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