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Yes you can! - Scottish apples are the worst.

They have burs.
 

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A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, mercury was used to treat BEAVER FUR! Tell the FULL story, Dr. B. (FOG!)

Has anyone got a pair of 2nd-hand testicles Jim can have? He's going to be losing his pretty darned soon  [:(!]
 

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Yes you can! - Scottish apples are the worst.

They have burs.

Would that be Robert Burs the famous Scottish poet?
 

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Yes you can! - Scottish apples are the worst.

They have burs.

Would that be Robert Burs the famous Scottish poet?

No it is the sauce(ed) populace.


(apple sauce - get it?)
 

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A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, mercury was used to treat BEAVER FUR! Tell the FULL story, Dr. B. (FOG!)

Has anyone got a pair of 2nd-hand testicles Jim can have? He's going to be losing his pretty darned soon  [:(!]


 

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Next "Naked Science Nutter"?
That reminds me, it's spring now, isn't it?
 

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A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, mercury was used to treat BEAVER FUR! Tell the FULL story, Dr. B. (FOG!)

Has anyone got a pair of 2nd-hand testicles Jim can have? He's going to be losing his pretty darned soon  [:(!]




 

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Well, not me. I'm completely normal. Although possibly slightly (or very) evil, if you believe NSM, due to my involvement with not just one, but several evil pharmaceutical corporations.
 

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Well, not me. I'm completely normal. Although possibly slightly (or very) evil, if you believe NSM, due to my involvement with not just one, but several evil pharmaceutical corporations.

Come the revolution, you'll be up against the wall!
 

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A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, mercury was used to treat BEAVER FUR! Tell the FULL story, Dr. B. (FOG!)

Has anyone got a pair of 2nd-hand testicles Jim can have? He's going to be losing his pretty darned soon  [:(!]






You dish it out but can't take the heat, eh?
 

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Well, not me. I'm completely normal. Although possibly slightly (or very) evil, if you believe NSM, due to my involvement with not just one, but several evil pharmaceutical corporations.

Come the revolution, you'll be up against the wall!

But if I haden't been hooked on the meds I am taking in the -80s I wouldn't be walking.

But then I wouldn't be over-medicated, either.
 
 

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Next "Naked Science Nutter"?
That reminds me, it's spring now, isn't it?

Have you been smoking the "oregano" again?
 

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They used to be quite smallish but now they're quite biggish.  Oh yes, and they induce a lisp in anyone who talks about them.  Pothibly not one of their betht thelling poinths.
 

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Well, not me. I'm completely normal. Although possibly slightly (or very) evil, if you believe NSM, due to my involvement with not just one, but several evil pharmaceutical corporations.



Come the revolution, you'll be up against the wall!

Thanks for the support! You'll be the one pulling the trigger then?
 

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Trigger? What trigger? It'll be squashy tomatoes from 20 paces.
 

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Trigger? What trigger? It'll be squashy tomatoes from 20 paces.

Whimped out, didn't ya?
 

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Next "Naked Science Nutter"?
That reminds me, it's spring now, isn't it?

Have you been smoking the "oregano" again?

I prefer smoked duck breasts or trout.
 

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"Do you like duckling?"

"I don't know. I've never duckled"
 

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Trigger? What trigger? It'll be squashy tomatoes from 20 paces.

Whimped out, didn't ya?

Yup. You want to get on the wrong side of the fishy woman?
 

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Thanks for the support! You'll be the one pulling the trigger then?

That may not have been the tpe of "up against the wall" he meant...  :P ;D
 

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Thanks for the support! You'll be the one pulling the trigger then?

That may not have been the tpe of "up against the wall" he meant...  :P ;D

How very dare you cast aspersions! Or any other type of flowering shrub!
 

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How very dare you cast aspersions! Or any other type of flowering shrub!

Well, I'm still not convinced of the animal name explanation on the other thread..... ;D

Aspersions are my favorite flower!  :P
 

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How very dare you cast aspersions! Or any other type of flowering shrub!

Well, I'm still not convinced of the animal name explanation on the other thread..... ;D

Tuff TT  :P
 

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Tuff TT  tongue

Is that a medical condition? Caused by abnormal collagen fibres in the breasts??  :D
 

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Tuff TT  tongue

Is that a medical condition? Caused by abnormal collagen fibres in the breasts??  :D

No, as you full well know.
 

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