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Offline AllenG

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« on: 13/04/2009 23:48:23 »
The other day I left my bag pipes in the back seat of my car with the window rolled down. By the time I realized what I'd done it was too late.

Someone had put another bag pipe in the car.


Q: Why do bag pipers march?
A: To get away from the sound.

Q:What's the difference between roadkill snake and roadkill bag pipe?
A: There are skid marks in front of the snake.

Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.

Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

Q: How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A: He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks

Q: How can you tell if the stage is level?
A: Bagpiper drools out of both sides of his mouth.


 

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« Reply #1 on: 14/04/2009 09:35:37 »
I feel sure you will enjoy this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBKBI7DOLHA Not.
 

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« Reply #2 on: 14/04/2009 09:43:03 »
Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A. Someone is blowing into it.

Q. How do you get two bagpipes to play a perfect unison?
A. Shoot one.

I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made object never equalled the purity of sound achieved by the pig. - Alfred Hitchcock
 

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