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« Reply #50 on: 20/05/2009 13:31:02 »

Are you lot talking about me?


As if!!!!! No, no, no, yes, Ooooo What a give away!!!


Stick around shadow, yew'll soon be a chip off the old block like the rest of us. We'll try not to BAMBOOzle you.
 

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« Reply #51 on: 21/05/2009 07:04:34 »
Glad you got that off your chest, nutter.
 

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« Reply #52 on: 21/05/2009 08:52:25 »
I will stick around if you lot don't mind  :) I like this forum.  It has good people in it.  Much better than some of the other ones I'm a member of.

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« Reply #53 on: 21/05/2009 08:52:58 »
Alm ond the way to the nut house now.
 

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« Reply #54 on: 21/05/2009 08:56:13 »
I will stick around if you lot don't mind  :) I like this forum.  It has good people in it.  Much better than some of the other ones I'm a member of.
Tell all your friends! Spread the good word. ;D
 

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« Reply #55 on: 21/05/2009 09:03:24 »
Alm ond the way to the nut house now.
I think you'll need knots more pills before you cam bi umbrella pined.
 

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« Reply #56 on: 21/05/2009 09:06:15 »
Alm ond the way to the nut house now.
They say I'm nearly there now.  Hey, just wondering, do any of you have really comfy walls in your room too?
Just wondering :)
 

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« Reply #57 on: 21/05/2009 09:07:01 »
I'm way ahead of you buddy!
 

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« Reply #58 on: 21/05/2009 09:24:12 »
Maybe.  We will see
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« Reply #59 on: 21/05/2009 09:24:43 »
But yes, you probably are
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« Reply #60 on: 21/05/2009 10:12:25 »
.....do any of you have really comfy walls in your room too?

Are you referring to my quilted wallpaper?
 

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« Reply #61 on: 21/05/2009 10:31:40 »
Yes, that's it.  I have it too.  I quite like it.  Now, if I trip and fall, instead of hitting my head on a hard wall and knocking myself unconsious, I have a nice soft landing, don't you agree?
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« Reply #62 on: 21/05/2009 11:00:48 »
Oh, so that's what you meant.
 

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« Reply #63 on: 21/05/2009 11:08:55 »
Yes, that's it.  I have it too.  I quite like it.  Now, if I trip and fall, instead of hitting my head on a hard wall and knocking myself unconsious, I have a nice soft landing, don't you agree?
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The mattresses spread over the floor are a real bonus too, as is the netting over the solitary window and the air bags suspended from the ceiling.

Ah! The little hatch at the bottom of the padded door has opened; diner is served. Mmmm, Heinz baby food, my favourite! Must eat quick, before the cardboard spoon goes floppy.
 

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« Reply #64 on: 21/05/2009 11:10:47 »
Why is there suddenly 275 guests and at least half of them are viewing the same page?
 

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« Reply #65 on: 21/05/2009 11:12:32 »
Have a look at who's on line then view page 5 and onwards and you'll see what I mean!!!
 

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« Reply #66 on: 21/05/2009 11:14:48 »
Why is everyone suddenly interested in white dog poo and why we seldom see them anymore?
 

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« Reply #67 on: 21/05/2009 11:17:46 »
Yep, just took a peek, dog poo seems to be flavour of the moment. Perhaps there has been a sudden upsurge in the occurrence of white dog poo.
 

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« Reply #68 on: 21/05/2009 11:22:52 »
Something smells fishy about this.
 

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« Reply #69 on: 21/05/2009 11:26:23 »
Maybe its cats poo then!
 

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« Reply #70 on: 21/05/2009 11:37:31 »
OH NO! THEY'RE Back! 385 of them!!!
 

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« Reply #71 on: 21/05/2009 11:40:41 »
Do they know something we don't???

Is the world about to be invaded by extra terrestrial canine poo?
 

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« Reply #72 on: 19/06/2009 08:54:51 »
watch the video on this page:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/5152953/Surgeons-find-fir-tree-growing-inside-patients-lung.html [nofollow]

"It is absolutely impossible for a green plant to grow from this small seed inside a man's body, in order for a plant to start growing from a seed, it needs a lot of conditions, most of all light... and certain temperatures".
it would have been too hot, and absolutely the wrong conditions.

the tree doesnt even look like its growing, its a dark brown colour, like dead fir trees!

finally, and most damning (for the journalists i suppose) is the X-ray scan on the lightboard, look at the anomaly, its a huge, bulbous tumour, not a thin stick!
 

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« Reply #73 on: 21/11/2011 21:06:32 »
Foreign objects (like bits of food) aspirated into the lungs usually cause a huge and often deadly inflammatory reaction. I doubt it's real.
 

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