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Does anyone know any funny Sheepy jokes?
« Reply #25 on: 02/05/2009 02:54:05 »
Mary had a little sheep,
And with this sheep
She went to sleep.
The sheep turned out
To be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb!
 

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« Reply #26 on: 02/05/2009 02:55:44 »
You make that one up yourself?
 

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« Reply #27 on: 02/05/2009 03:13:57 »
Lol...Lol..hats pretty funny Jimbob....Lol...

As to weather he made it himself...hmmmm yet to be revealed.... for as of yet his lips are sealed!
 

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« Reply #28 on: 02/05/2009 04:15:44 »
Ah .... Yeh, YES I DID!
 

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« Reply #29 on: 02/05/2009 05:29:33 »
Oh...all that and a poet too!
 

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« Reply #30 on: 07/05/2009 04:02:31 »
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial  insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant. The Man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day serving the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."
 

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« Reply #31 on: 07/05/2009 04:29:11 »
.......and ones honking the horn....LOL....LOL...LOL..
HEE HEE HEE........THOSE GREEDY LITTLE GIRLS....LOL...LOL...
 

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« Reply #32 on: 07/05/2009 22:26:43 »
A NZ man sees his farmer friend coming down the street with a sheep under each arm. "Are you shearing," he asks his friend.
"No," the friend replies "Get your own F*****g sheep."

It is all in the acsent!

How do sheep keep warm?
Central Bleating!

You know it is time to go to sleep when the sheep you are counting keep hitting the fence.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a penguin?
A sheep skin dinner jacket!

Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Virginia Sheeep.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a cow and a goat?
The milky baa kid.

 
 

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« Reply #33 on: 08/05/2009 01:48:45 »
Please don't tell me, you made them up yourself, that was why they weren't funny?
 

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« Reply #34 on: 09/05/2009 02:50:50 »
Come on Groucho, be civilized - oh, forgot. You are not Homo sapien.

 

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« Reply #35 on: 09/05/2009 03:07:06 »
Oh well, I tried my best.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 11/05/2009 22:53:13 »
I like Baaaaaad jokes. I got mine from the baaaaaird.
 

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