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« on: 14/05/2009 15:46:23 »
Hi,

I recently retired and have become interested in science, I can answer all sorts questions on stacking shelves, selling kitchens, microwave ovens etc so go ahead and ask!



 

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« Reply #1 on: 14/05/2009 15:50:45 »
Hi Fortran, and welcome to TNS! I hope that you are able to share your domestic culinary knowledge on the site!
 

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« Reply #2 on: 15/05/2009 00:10:36 »
Good evening and welcome  :)

We had a good thread (well, depends on your definition of good) about microwave cooking not so long ago, so your expertise may well come in useful!

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=20920.0
 

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« Reply #3 on: 15/05/2009 10:25:34 »
Selling kitchens! Fantastic!

A warm welcome to you from across the Pacific.
 

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« Reply #4 on: 15/05/2009 10:26:51 »
And the North Atlantic Ocean if I take the scenic route. :)
 

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« Reply #5 on: 15/05/2009 12:56:06 »
Hmmm...

As I said I sold kitchens, (also appliances) I am no cook though!
 

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« Reply #6 on: 15/05/2009 12:58:51 »
Join the club!
I don't know how I manage to burn water even!
 

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« Reply #7 on: 15/05/2009 13:00:39 »
Don't make me laugh, I am sitting here with both legs severely bandaged from my feet to my thighs.
 

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« Reply #8 on: 15/05/2009 13:05:44 »
Don't make me laugh, I am sitting here with both legs severely bandaged from my feet to my thighs.

I see - so you must be a strapping lad...
 

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« Reply #9 on: 15/05/2009 13:07:55 »
No,  I just followed the instructions on a tinned pudding it said  "Pierce lid and stand in boiling water for 20 minutes".
 

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« Reply #10 on: 15/05/2009 13:12:44 »
When my computer was delivered, my wife asked me why I was running around on the packaging. Well, it did say "Tear along the dotted line".
 

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« Reply #11 on: 15/05/2009 15:04:22 »
No,  I just followed the instructions on a tinned pudding it said  "Pierce lid and stand in boiling water for 20 minutes".



When my computer was delivered, my wife asked me why I was running around on the packaging. Well, it did say "Tear along the dotted line".




I can see you are going to fit in rather well here Fortran... Woe, woe & thrice woe
 

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« Reply #12 on: 15/05/2009 21:10:56 »
You're all male aren't you? I rest my case, you're all the same! As mental as each other!!  ;D
 

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« Reply #13 on: 15/05/2009 21:16:26 »
You're all male aren't you?
I just checked and sure enough you are correct, now where was I  - ah yes coronal mass ejections...
 

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« Reply #14 on: 17/05/2009 05:22:41 »
Coronal mass ejections? That is what happens to a tray of punch cards when you knock it off the "in" shelf with your head, right?
 

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« Reply #15 on: 17/05/2009 05:24:18 »
Only for you mate, only for you.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 17/05/2009 18:52:46 »
Tray of punch cards??  ???
 

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« Reply #18 on: 18/05/2009 22:44:44 »
Tray of punch cards??  ???

Hey C4 - these young'un ain't got no learning these days.

see above link young lady
 

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« Reply #19 on: 19/05/2009 00:19:43 »
I'm still on paper tape. Anyone for a parade?

Welcome Fortran. I'm female and mad. Watch out for the beaver he has rabies!
 

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« Reply #20 on: 19/05/2009 07:41:07 »
I bid you all warm greetings for I have come.  (Are you warm yet?) :)
I like Fortran am new, and like Make It Lady said, are mad.  I hope I fit in here, so that is why I send my greetings to you all.

I will answer questions to the best of my knowledge and pester you all with some of my own... later though, I have work to do first... sigh.

Well, see you lot around then.
 

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« Reply #21 on: 19/05/2009 07:50:31 »
Welcome Shadow,
I am glad you have decided to stay. :)
Now, you'd better get back to work.
 

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« Reply #22 on: 19/05/2009 07:52:17 »
Now, you'd better get back to work.

Very true.  I'd better stop procrastinating.
 

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« Reply #23 on: 19/05/2009 07:56:03 »
It's okay really. I do it everyday.
 

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« Reply #24 on: 19/05/2009 08:01:01 »
It's okay really. I do it everyday.

 Me too!
I swear, if procrastinating was an olympic sport I'd do very well in it.  eg.  My biology assignment is due tomorrow, and that's including the extension I got.  :)
 

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