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« Reply #25 on: 26/06/2009 09:06:55 »
Kennel of you join in this punfest please!
 

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« Reply #26 on: 26/06/2009 09:15:32 »
Ah yes, the shear terrier of it is what gives me strength.
 

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« Reply #27 on: 26/06/2009 09:34:34 »
Or is that too ruff for me to say?
 

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« Reply #28 on: 26/06/2009 09:54:48 »
Afraid I must leave you to your puns. It's the last day of the Occupational Therapists exhibition & conference today. So I'm off to sunny Brighton to watch scantily clad young ladies parading up & down the promenade with all their interesting and fun bits hanging out get on with some work.
 

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« Reply #29 on: 26/06/2009 09:59:34 »
Sorry to hear that melon collie news.
 

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« Reply #30 on: 26/06/2009 15:11:14 »
I guess questions of bark belong at Alternative Medicine thread. For woofs,  please see electronics.
 

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« Reply #31 on: 27/06/2009 00:35:17 »
For woofs, please see electronics.
Is that subwoofers? I usually listen to Pooch-ini on my I-pawd.
 

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« Reply #32 on: 29/06/2009 17:01:56 »

That was a very paw pun.


I just got this in spam mail today:

"It's raining cats and dogs -- Come to PawNation, a place where pets rule!"

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

For woofs, please see electronics.
Is that subwoofers? I usually listen to Pooch-ini on my I-pawd.


Subwoofers? Bow. Wow. (Means maybe) See woof-woof forum. They know far more than I about such tails.

In any case, Chemistry4me, below are the subwoofers you really need. Pooch-ini on i-pawd? I bet hoven even sounds better on these speakers!



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« Reply #33 on: 30/06/2009 06:12:06 »
Wow, I see that you have really lifted up your game

No pun intended. REALLY! No puns in there at all!
 

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« Reply #34 on: 01/07/2009 04:18:42 »
Thanks, Chem! Now I have to run off to train with my Chi Energy Divine Master. He has a Special 1 For 3 offer, one Lesson for the price of 3! This week only! So exciting...

Oh, Chem, before I go, did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!!
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« Reply #35 on: 01/07/2009 05:02:31 »
Yeah, the magician must have pulled his hare out.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 01/07/2009 08:49:20 »
Today I am reading this with my Adobe Acrobat® .
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« Reply #37 on: 01/07/2009 23:22:07 »

Yeah, the magician must have pulled his hare out.


Yes, hare today, gone tomorrow!





hmmm, maybe they're not so similar after all.................
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« Reply #38 on: 02/07/2009 04:39:15 »
I'm surprised he didn't get fired like the human cannonball
 

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« Reply #39 on: 03/07/2009 00:15:52 »

Today I am reading this with my Adobe Acrobat® .


Don! You could re-sell it to Chem's magician at the circus and make a fortune!!

Magician-acrobats sell big and are over the top! For safety, they just need to have something soft to ware when they use your Reader.



Don't forget my commission!! :)
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« Reply #40 on: 03/07/2009 00:23:05 »

I'm surprised he didn't get fired like the human cannonball


We'll never know what propelled him to act the way he did.
 

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« Reply #41 on: 03/07/2009 01:28:54 »

Wow, I see that you have really lifted up your game

No pun intended. REALLY! No puns in there at all!


I just know that there must be a pun in there....somewhere! My assistant below just subjected your post to my proprietary Pun-O-Meter® and it came out COP (clean of puns), a one-liner report.

Maybe, just maybe, your wordplay got by me this time. But I've written to DEE (Double Entendre Electronics), and asked for their latest Quip® software...then we'll see what's what.

Meanwhile, Happy 4th to all who subscribe!

 

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« Reply #42 on: 08/07/2009 01:08:14 »
I tell you, 7 days without a pun makes one weak.
 

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« Reply #43 on: 11/07/2009 09:18:21 »

I absolutely agree, but you know what's even worse? Writing with a broken pencil. It's pointless!
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« Reply #44 on: 14/07/2009 00:48:14 »

Did you hear about the burglars who broke into Scotland Yard and stole all the toilet seats!

Still not a clue. They have nothing to go on.
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« Reply #45 on: 14/07/2009 01:02:29 »
You really must get me one of those Pun-O-Meter®, sometimes I really struggle.
 

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« Reply #46 on: 14/07/2009 05:08:06 »

You really must get me one of those Pun-O-Meter®, sometimes I really struggle.


I just shipped you a Pun-O-Meter®, no charge, c/o Postmaster of New Zealand!

Thank you for the idea of a company motto for Pun-O-Meter® !

                         Pun-O-Meter®
           "when it's really a struggle to be funny!"

                   

 

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« Reply #47 on: 14/07/2009 05:34:10 »
Cool!! That's awesome!
 

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« Reply #48 on: 15/07/2009 05:28:31 »

Cool!! That's awesome!


Chem, is there a pun thread? Want to start one? In "Just chat"?
 

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« Reply #49 on: 20/07/2009 03:36:48 »
Everyone of them seems to turn into a pun thread somehow!
 

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