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« Reply #75 on: 08/08/2009 01:01:59 »

Well the hand looks like it's got e-rep-tile dysfunction. Certainly is sharp.


I'm not a physician or vet, but nevertheless I would strongly recommend Reptiagra®, Snakialis® or Lizitra® XL (Extra Length). Side effects do include spitting. Should be taken with 1/2 coconut shell of lake water, one hour before emulating the birds and the bees.

Please be aware that untreated e-rep-tile dysfunction can lead to serious change of libido that causes unfaithful sex syndrome, you know, the sneaking around kind.
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« Reply #76 on: 08/08/2009 02:05:27 »
Does that lead to the birth of a baby boa? Or girl?
 

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« Reply #77 on: 08/08/2009 05:44:36 »

Well, I think that it's more a matter of boa meets girl.

                 
 

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« Reply #78 on: 09/08/2009 00:42:07 »
Maybe we need a Pun-it square to see what really happens when boa meets girl :)
 

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« Reply #79 on: 09/08/2009 02:45:26 »

Pun-it squares are better at predicting outcomes when they're both ovoviviparous. We can't just slither around the rules, ya know...
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« Reply #80 on: 09/08/2009 09:00:57 »
We need to stabilise this thread with some horse puns! That's right, you heard it straight from the horses mouth.
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« Reply #81 on: 09/08/2009 09:31:57 »

Gee, you really take command and like to be riding high in the saddle, don't you?
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« Reply #82 on: 09/08/2009 11:11:25 »
Oh neigh, never mate! But if you insist, I won't flog the dead horse anymore.
 

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« Reply #83 on: 09/08/2009 12:09:31 »
Who is the mane man here?
 

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« Reply #84 on: 09/08/2009 20:03:27 »

Hi, Don! We're just horsing around. But you know what they say, "You can lead a mane man to water...."
 

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« Reply #85 on: 09/08/2009 20:29:28 »

He was once the mane man over here, but several others rode into prominence since then...

                      
 

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« Reply #86 on: 10/08/2009 04:25:39 »
Stop foaling around, my voice is starting to get horse.
 

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« Reply #87 on: 10/08/2009 06:44:48 »

Then just take some Eques-edrin® and quit neighing already.
 

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« Reply #88 on: 10/08/2009 08:20:29 »

Then just take some Eques-edrin® and quit neighing already.

I don't hoof any of this, and, yes, I hoof no bananas today.

Here's a pictorial pun:


Its a horseshoe bat.
 

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« Reply #89 on: 11/08/2009 06:16:08 »

Since you hoof no Eques-edrin®, I horseloaded you some. The horseshoe bat is very pretty!
 

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« Reply #90 on: 11/08/2009 06:22:06 »
If I lived in Canter-bury I might order some, I mean, I don't wanna stirrup no trouble.
 

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« Reply #91 on: 11/08/2009 11:50:25 »
Is it reining in NZ?

If I lived in Canter-bury I might order some, I mean, I don't wanna stirrup no trouble.

Would that be Canter - bury (wait for it.........) TAILS???
 

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« Reply #92 on: 11/08/2009 20:16:37 »

What???..................That CANT be true !
 

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« Reply #93 on: 12/08/2009 05:09:26 »
Is it reining in NZ?

No, but it's a night-mare because it's so colt!
 

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« Reply #94 on: 12/08/2009 06:31:36 »

Would that be Canter - bury (wait for it.........) TAILS???



Geoffrey Chorser [sp?] would have been pleased with his neightoriety here at our new Equine Thread!

                             
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« Reply #95 on: 12/08/2009 07:48:39 »
Yes, I'm sure he would have been a bit chuffed.
 

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« Reply #96 on: 12/08/2009 08:46:13 »
He would have fallen at the first hurdle trying to come up with a pun.
 

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« Reply #97 on: 12/08/2009 09:16:25 »
I'm sure he would have felt better after a tipple of Red Rum.
 

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« Reply #98 on: 12/08/2009 09:48:54 »

I bet on Red Rum, who came in 3rd at Santa Anita racetrack. I wanted to make hay while the sun shines.
 

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« Reply #99 on: 13/08/2009 04:38:54 »

I miss Santa Monica, but I'm glad I moved out of that neighborhood.
 

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