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Offline LANCASTER7272

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« on: 13/06/2009 13:54:21 »
HI,

I had bad ARTHRITIS in my hands, unable to use my hands at all.

I was introduced to THITIAN NONI JUICE 6 months ago.  Now i can use my hands again with out any pain, its amazing.

Basically the NONI FRUIT has a chemical that repairs damaged tissues within the joints etc.



Its an amazing product.  I have heard that the NONI JUICE helps with reducing symptom's of Cancer and many other health problems.

Thanks

Andrew Plews


mod edit: sorry..no blatant advertising allowed !
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« Reply #1 on: 13/06/2009 14:56:25 »
Hmmm sounds to me like you wouldn't have such bad arthritis in your hands if you didn't fill your days typing spammy messages designed to do little more than deceive into fora like this one.

Never mind. I haven't got arthritis and I'm more than happy to type your email address into this web page 1000 times so that the spam bots will have a feeding frenzy. You'll need some noni juice just to keep you hitting the delete button fast enough...

You have been warned...
 

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« Reply #2 on: 13/06/2009 16:28:11 »
Sounds to me like the cue for the Morris Men..... Hey Nonni Nonni no......
 

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« Reply #3 on: 13/06/2009 18:42:46 »
It works for me,






mod edit. We believe you..it works for you and that is simply super. If someone wants to know about the website you keep linking to then they can PM you.
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« Reply #4 on: 14/06/2009 10:51:04 »
It works for me,






mod edit. We believe you..it works for you and that is simply super. If someone wants to know about the website you keep linking to then they can PM you.


PM I received from LANCASTER7272

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WHY DO I HAVE OVER 124 ORDERS OF THE NONI JUICE EACH
MONTH, THE SAME CUSTOMERS ARE COMING BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN.

THE NONI FRUIT IS HIGH I PROXERODINE, THIS CHEMICAL REPAIRS DAMAGED TISSUE IN THE JOINTS.

WHY NOT LEAN SOMETHING USFUL.

1) WHY DO I HAVE OVER 124 ORDERS OF THE NONI JUICE EACH MONTH, THE SAME CUSTOMERS ARE COMING BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN: Anyone can make such a claim and even if true, it is not evidence of anything whatsoever.

2) PROXERODINE: No such substance. However if you mean proxeronine, anyone can Google this and find no evidence of its 'miraculous' healing properties, but an awful lot of people who have tried Noni and Proxeronine tablets with no effect whatever. There have been 'miracle cure elixir's' pedaled for thousands of years by quacks and con artists of all types. You are just another one to add to the list.

3) WHY NOT LEAN SOMETHING USFUL: I make it a point always to do so. Perhaps you too should give it a bash. Something useful you could learn is how to write properly.

Anyway, go pedal your miracle elixir elsewhere.
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« Reply #5 on: 14/06/2009 11:00:53 »
Oh well, he had me fooled.
 

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« Reply #6 on: 14/06/2009 14:27:07 »
I just wondered.
Does "THITIAN NONI JUICE " imply that it's obtained from thit, or is that just a lisp?
 

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« Reply #7 on: 15/06/2009 08:40:40 »
I just wondered.
Does "THITIAN NONI JUICE " imply that it's obtained from thit, or is that just a lisp?

Thertainly thounds like a load of old thit dosthn't it!
 

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« Reply #8 on: 15/06/2009 18:51:41 »
Yeth it doeth. Please forgive me for sthtirring the thit.
 

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« Reply #9 on: 15/06/2009 21:12:24 »
... go pedal your miracle elixir elsewhere.

Itís peddle not pedal , probably derived from piddle (rather than thit  :) ).

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[Back-formation from peddler. V., intr., sense 2, probably influenced by piddle.]
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/peddle
 

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« Reply #10 on: 15/06/2009 22:14:12 »
If anyone wants to send some spam to Michael "I've cured my Arthritis" Lancaster, which he can then wash down with lashings of noni juice, here's his email address:

michael@michaellancaster.co.uk

That's:

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Get the message Michael? Cheap tactics designed to deceive people leave a nasty taste in the mouth.

Hope the noni juice tastes nice enough to allow you to wash it away...meanwhile your user's locked, so you can't edit this post. Oh dear. Then again, if you'd like to write to me personally via my contact details at this forum or via the naked scientists website and explain yourself, then I will remove this post.

Until then it will remain as an advert for your underhand marketing.

Chris Smith, Managing Editor.
 

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« Reply #11 on: 16/06/2009 08:55:06 »
... go pedal your miracle elixir elsewhere.

Itís peddle not pedal , probably derived from piddle (rather than thit  :) ).

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[Back-formation from peddler. V., intr., sense 2, probably influenced by piddle.]
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/peddle

Ouch! I've been FOGGED. Instead of telling him to 'peddle his goods elsewhere' I told him to get 'on yer bike'. Well spotted RD!
 

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