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« Reply #1200 on: 16/06/2010 13:00:35 »
There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations.
They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.
Why? ;)


The taxi-driver is a fellow Mason  :)
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« Reply #1201 on: 16/06/2010 17:48:10 »
He is walking? 

Thank you Imatfaal :)

The taxi-driver is a fellow Mason  :)

Thank you RD :)

I can travel from there to here by disappearing,
and here to there by reappearing.
What am I ? ;)
 

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« Reply #1202 on: 17/06/2010 00:24:25 »
Is it the letter 'T'?
 

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« Reply #1203 on: 17/06/2010 07:50:40 »
Is it the letter 'T'?

Thank you John C ;D

I usually have a yellow tail.
I usually have a dark head.
I make marks wherever I go.
What am I? ;)
 

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« Reply #1204 on: 17/06/2010 22:13:46 »
a bic fine biro.  this seems unlikely - bit fits the bill
 

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« Reply #1205 on: 18/06/2010 08:24:45 »
I am a pencil :-X
 

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« Reply #1206 on: 18/06/2010 08:25:05 »
I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I? ;)
 

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« Reply #1207 on: 18/06/2010 15:03:43 »
"fits the bill" did you mean to pun there?  lol
 

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« Reply #1208 on: 18/06/2010 15:33:14 »
"fits the bill" did you mean to pun there?  lol
no. but i wish I had.
 

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« Reply #1209 on: 18/06/2010 19:30:48 »
A tape recorder?
 

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« Reply #1210 on: 22/06/2010 12:59:39 »
A tape recorder?

I am a microphone [:I]

I don't have eyes,
But once I did see.
Once I had thoughts,
But now I'm white and empty.
What am I? ;)
 

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« Reply #1211 on: 23/06/2010 05:12:04 »
Hello Guys,

Any clue?

Lehman.
 

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« Reply #1212 on: 25/06/2010 17:50:03 »
Hello Guys,

Any clue?

Lehman.

hey Lehman
great to see you ;D

the asnwer is skull :-X
well, let omid think of another one................ ::) ::) ::)

Soldiers line up spaced with pride,
Two long rows lined side by side.
One sole unit can decide,
If the rows will unite or divide.
Tell omid, tell omid, scream it out.
What's the thing omid talk about? ;)
 

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« Reply #1213 on: 25/06/2010 20:07:41 »
Teeth in your mouth
 

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« Reply #1214 on: 26/06/2010 13:59:16 »
Teeth in your mouth

Zipper............. :-X :-X :-X

What english word has three consecutive double letters? ;)
 

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« Reply #1215 on: 27/06/2010 09:55:10 »
I can think of several but they are all related; a noun, the plural and a verb.
As for the plural noun, I wonder if lots of them will get upset by about 5pm today.
 

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« Reply #1216 on: 28/06/2010 14:50:32 »
I have heard claim of the existence of a sub********** thus extending the run of doubles to four; but frankly I think that is a made up word to break a record. 

BC - not quite with you, surely you hoped that the ****makers would be upset.
 

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« Reply #1217 on: 29/06/2010 09:57:59 »
OK guys,

Omid give you an asnwer without offending one

ummmmmmm........how about..........Bookkeeper :-\
 

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« Reply #1218 on: 29/06/2010 10:01:44 »
ummmmmmm..........this one is tricky :-X

I start with the letter e,
I end with the letter e.
I contain only one letter,
Yet I am not the letter e!
What am I? ;)
 

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« Reply #1219 on: 29/06/2010 17:44:20 »
The Letter L
 

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« Reply #1220 on: 30/06/2010 11:49:23 »
The Letter L

Sorry SeanB [V]

tricky one you see ;)

clever Omiddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
 

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« Reply #1221 on: 30/06/2010 19:58:44 »
By Gum! I'm all in a flap about that question.
 

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« Reply #1222 on: 06/07/2010 10:03:51 »
By Gum! I'm all in a flap about that question.

You clever clever BORED Chemist ;D ;D ;D

What has a head, a tail,
is brown, and has no legs? ;)
 

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« Reply #1223 on: 06/07/2010 19:56:18 »
A brown snake would be a dull answer.
 

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« Reply #1224 on: 06/07/2010 23:56:47 »
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? ;)


A brown cat twice as unfortunate as this one ...


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/science_and_environment/10404251.stm
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