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« Reply #450 on: 14/09/2009 10:05:19 »
He picked it back up from the water tap when he turned it off.

He should have used a paper towel to turn it off with!
WELL DONE KAREN!!!!!!!! :) :) :)
This is for you;)

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« Reply #451 on: 14/09/2009 10:49:36 »
OK guys!
A completely black dog is passing the street of a full black affecting town. There no street lights on in the town. A black car is coming with broken head light but as soon as he reaches the dog the car manages to swerve out of the way in the mean time. How? ;)
 

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« Reply #452 on: 14/09/2009 11:27:58 »
It's daytime?
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #453 on: 14/09/2009 11:36:30 »
Hey BenV!
can I ask you something? how come you know most of my riddles?
Do you use your brain or you ask some one? :-X
 

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« Reply #454 on: 14/09/2009 11:43:38 »
I assume it's just the way I think - some of the answers seem quite obvious to me (not to say that they're not good riddles!)
 

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« Reply #455 on: 14/09/2009 12:11:26 »
In a small cabin in the woods, two men lay dead. The cabin itself is not burned, but the forest all around is burned to cinders. How did the men die?
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #456 on: 14/09/2009 12:14:49 »
Smoke
 

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« Reply #457 on: 14/09/2009 12:17:39 »
Sorry but no :-X
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #458 on: 14/09/2009 12:21:26 »
They shot each other rather than face the prospect of burning to death.
 

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« Reply #459 on: 14/09/2009 12:23:47 »
Sorry but wrong again cz there was no sign of bullets ::)
 

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« Reply #460 on: 14/09/2009 12:32:37 »
The cabin was full of water; they drowned.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #461 on: 14/09/2009 12:34:23 »
In a small cabin in the woods, two men lay dead. The cabin itself is not burned, but the forest all around is burned to cinders. How did the men die?


It's the cabin/cab of a truck or a plane, it crashed and set the forest alight.
 

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« Reply #462 on: 14/09/2009 13:54:08 »
It was an aeroplane, but the guys were so frightened when the sparrow landed that they pissed themselves, thereby lightening the load putting out the fire.
 

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« Reply #463 on: 14/09/2009 20:39:20 »
He picked it back up from the water tap when he turned it off.

He should have used a paper towel to turn it off with!
If that were true the lab would be prosecuted; they should have taps that turn themselves off or are operated by foot pedals or with the elbows.
 

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« Reply #464 on: 15/09/2009 17:28:40 »
It's the cabin/cab of a truck or a plane, it crashed and set the forest alight.

Well done! you right :)
I put my coffee in microwave everyday for 2min but today when I opened the microvawe I closes the door again and sets the microwave for 2 more seconds. What good would 2 more seconds be? ;)
 

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« Reply #465 on: 15/09/2009 19:32:21 »
Is this a play on words involving "seconds" as in "comming back for seconds"?
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #466 on: 15/09/2009 22:05:33 »
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If that were true the lab would be prosecuted; they should have taps that turn themselves off or are operated by foot pedals or with the elbows.

If the virus was that deadly it would be a level 4 lab anyway.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #467 on: 16/09/2009 00:58:08 »

I put my coffee in microwave everyday for 2 min


What about my tea, then?
 
 

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« Reply #468 on: 16/09/2009 09:29:31 »
What about my tea, then?

OK! one simple question.
Why do you want tea made by me only, I guess people here are very experienced tea makers why not them?
WHY ONLY ME????????????????? ???
 

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« Reply #469 on: 18/09/2009 10:59:10 »
Is this a play on words involving "seconds" as in "comming back for seconds"?
No its not play on words at all! I am talking about a simple time seconds
i.e. tik tik 1 tik tik 2 etc :)
so what good would 2 more seconds be? ::)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #470 on: 18/09/2009 11:48:24 »
Turns the mug handle to the front.
 

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« Reply #471 on: 18/09/2009 12:11:40 »
Turns the mug handle to the front.

Well done! you right :)
My daughter has many sisters. She has as many sisters as she has brothers. Each of her brothers has twice as many sisters as brothers. How many sons and daughters do I have? ;)
 

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« Reply #472 on: 18/09/2009 12:37:05 »
1 son 2 daughters
 

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« Reply #473 on: 18/09/2009 12:38:26 »
2 daughters, 1 son, not that many ;)

ugh -_-

Don is too fast for me
 

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« Reply #474 on: 19/09/2009 02:31:11 »
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Don is too fast for me

That is what Mrs Don says about him too...  :D
 

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