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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #550 on: 01/11/2009 11:44:04 »
According to my calculator 42! is 51 digits long.

Omid, the number 42 is a reference to this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy
in which a race of inteligent aliens build a massive computer to establish "the answer to life, the Universe, and everything".
It takes millions of years and eventually announces that the answer is "42".
Unfortunately, it doesn't know what the question is.

Incidentally is "attempted suicide" also punishable in such places where suicide is?

Omid is sorry BORED Chemist but she couldn't even catch a word of the above, everything passed on the head of omid. :(
it is may be becasue omid is not as intelligent as BORED Chemist

You're hanging about on a science forum and you haven't read The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy yet!!  It is required reading for all scientists.

A lot of things will become clear once you have read it  ;)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #551 on: 01/11/2009 11:53:22 »
Shadow.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #552 on: 04/11/2009 14:11:48 »
Shadow.

Very Well Done!!!!!! :) :) :)

It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living but in death smells good? ;)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #553 on: 04/11/2009 14:38:36 »
Bacon!

Yummy...
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #554 on: 04/11/2009 15:02:03 »
OOoooo bacon butty, yeah!
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #555 on: 04/11/2009 17:20:53 »
A nice smoked ham with pineapple and cherries, ...

A la Biggles ...



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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #556 on: 04/11/2009 17:26:16 »
Bacon!

Yummy...

Well you got it right :)

I am everywhere but you cannot see me,
I Can be captured but I cannot be held,
you can't see me but still can hear me.
who am I? ;)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #557 on: 04/11/2009 17:28:09 »
A nice smoked ham with pineapple and cherries, ...

A la Biggles ...



This was the dish served to a pork loving Jew in a plush restaurant. Unfortunately, his Rabbi had spotted him and was sitting with him when the dish was served. He turned to his Rabbi, who was red faced with rage, and said,
"Strange way of serving pineapple they have here."
 

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« Reply #558 on: 04/11/2009 17:31:48 »
I am everywhere but you cannot see me,
I Can be captured but I cannot be held,
you can't see me but still can hear me.
who am I? ;)


Air ?
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #559 on: 04/11/2009 17:32:07 »

I am everywhere but you cannot see me,
I Can be captured but I cannot be held,
you can't see me but still can hear me.
who am I? ;)


The wind?
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #560 on: 04/11/2009 19:16:12 »
A nice smoked ham with pineapple and cherries, ...



It's underdone.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #561 on: 05/11/2009 07:33:28 »
The wind?
Air ?

Well Done you both're right

If you break me,
I do not stop working.
If you touch me,
I may be snared.
BUT If i die you die as well.
who am I? ;)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #562 on: 05/11/2009 09:45:19 »
Heart?
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #563 on: 05/11/2009 15:12:46 »
Heart?

I have the same opinion... Is it right answer?
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Books and newbielink:http://www.neoclipart.com [nonactive] should be few but good.
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #564 on: 05/11/2009 18:19:03 »
Heart?

Wowww omid is impressed :) :) :)

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us , we will have one each.

How can this be possible? ;)

 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #565 on: 05/11/2009 19:46:30 »
Grandfather - father - son  ;D
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #566 on: 07/11/2009 09:13:11 »
A dead man is found in a locked room, hanging from the ceiling 4 ft. above the floor. The room is completely empty, except for a puddle of water below him. How did he die? ;) ;) ;)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #567 on: 07/11/2009 09:17:29 »
I don't know, try asking the man who killed him, hung him up, spilled water on the floor and then left the room locking the door behind him.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #568 on: 07/11/2009 09:19:15 »
I don't know, try asking the man who killed him, hung him up, spilled water on the floor and then left the room locking the door behind him.

No Don_1 :)
the man committed suicide so just think what was the thing he stood on to hang himslef,
Its a very big clue ;)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #569 on: 07/11/2009 09:40:31 »
Now, you see, you didn't say he'd committed suicide, you just said he was dead.

OK, so he puts a rope through a pulley in the ceiling. To one end he attaches a counterweight slightly lighter than himself. He pulls the other end of the rope through the pulley, so the counterweight is suspended, makes a noose and slips it over his head. He then pees, making himself lighter than the counterweight. The counterweight descends pulling the man up by the neck. He dies a long, slow and painfull death by strangulation.

Would have been easier and a damn site quicker to have just jumped out of the window, unless the room was on the ground floor.
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #570 on: 07/11/2009 09:43:53 »
Now, you see, you didn't say he'd committed suicide, you just said he was dead.

OK, so he puts a rope through a pulley in the ceiling. To one end he attaches a counterweight slightly lighter than himself. He pulls the other end of the rope through the pulley, so the counterweight is suspended, makes a noose and slips it over his head. He then pees, making himself lighter than the counterweight. The counterweight descends pulling the man up by the neck. He dies a long, slow and painfull death by strangulation.

ARE YOU SURE? this is your answer??????????
Go back and see what omid've posted in there, omid said that tell me what he used to stand on!!!!!11
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #571 on: 07/11/2009 09:52:05 »
Oh yes, I missed that bit where you said he stood on something.

How about a block of ice? Still a long, slow and painfull way to do it. Perhaps next time he'll buy a gun and shoot himself.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #572 on: 07/11/2009 09:59:52 »
Oh yes, I missed that bit where you said he stood on something.

How about a block of ice? Still a long, slow and painfull way to do it. Perhaps next time he'll buy a gun and shoot himself.

omid won't say well done cz half of the answer was given by omid  ::)
What comes next in this sequence? ;)

1
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #573 on: 07/11/2009 13:50:31 »
18....

My age! I wish.....
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #574 on: 07/11/2009 17:26:16 »
18....

My age! I wish.....

omid wish she was 18 too butttttttttt :( :( :(

Anyways, Well Done for you :) :) :)

What is:

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end
And the end of every place ;)

 

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