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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #625 on: 15/11/2009 19:59:12 »
Fossilized plants.

No!!! its not [:-'(]
Sorry :(
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #626 on: 15/11/2009 20:00:08 »
Coal is made of fossilized plants,
 and is "black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away".
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« Reply #627 on: 15/11/2009 20:07:36 »
Coal is made of fossilized plants,
 and is "black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away".

So you should've said it b4 >:(
Well done though :)

provide omid with the name of three days without mentioning seven days of the week? ;)
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« Reply #628 on: 15/11/2009 20:19:32 »
provide omid with the name of three days without mentioning seven days of the week? ;)

Yesterday, today, tomorrow.

 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #629 on: 15/11/2009 20:33:02 »
Did he place a bucket of water on his head?

No, that wouldn't work because he was still holding his breath for 10 minutes.

What about if he was holding his breath in a balloon? Push the balloon under water for 10 minutes and he's 10 Grand better off.

What d'ya think, Omid? Am I right?


I like the balloon idea but, as set, the question didn't require the kid to hold his breath.
re. three days
Christmas, Easter and new year.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #630 on: 15/11/2009 20:35:00 »
Yesterday, today, tomorrow.

OK!!! Well Done again!!! ::)

What force and strength cannot get through, I with a gentle touch can do.
And many in the street would stand, were I not a friend at hand.
What am I? ;)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #631 on: 15/11/2009 20:51:25 »
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #632 on: 16/11/2009 10:21:48 »
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very clever RD!!! :)
now this time omid is surely gona trap you ;)

what is the thing that has got the worst job in this world?

HINT: don't confuse thing with person (omid means non living things)

Trapped??????? ;D ;D ;D
 

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« Reply #633 on: 16/11/2009 15:41:04 »
what is the thing that has got the worst job in this world?

If by "worst" you mean "most difficult" then it has got to be Garry Glitter's agent.  :)

If by "worst" you mean "most unpleasant" then dung beetles are contenders ...
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... most species of Scarabaeinae feed exclusively on faeces
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #634 on: 16/11/2009 15:49:47 »
Ah, but Omid specified non-living...

Besides, it's not such a bad job for a dung beetle!

 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #635 on: 16/11/2009 15:59:02 »
My loo after a damn good curry and few pints of Guinness.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #636 on: 16/11/2009 16:59:30 »
Aha!  Omid has the worst job with trying to come up with these questions, or we have the worst job with trying to answer them.  ;D

[:0] [:0] [:0] [:0] [:0]

Do you really think so DiscoverDave??? 
 
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« Reply #637 on: 16/11/2009 17:00:28 »
My loo after a damn good curry and few pints of Guinness.

a little bit more disgusting :-\
 

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« Reply #638 on: 16/11/2009 17:00:42 »

If by "worst" you mean "most difficult" then it has got to be Garry Glitter's agent.  :)

If by "worst" you mean "most unpleasant" then dung beetles are contenders ...
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... most species of Scarabaeinae feed exclusively on faeces
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle

ahahahahahhhahaha :D :D :D
omid've completely trapped RD this time ::)
omid said non living RD
omid means most digusting job in the world :D
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #639 on: 16/11/2009 18:04:30 »
My loo after a damn good curry and few pints of Guinness.

a little bit more disgusting :-\



omid said non living RD

Coffin ?

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some [lead coffins] are found to be about one third full of a viscous black liquid (coffin liquor), which contains bones and (sometimes) soft tissues.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2248/do-cemetery-plots-have-expiration-dates

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #640 on: 17/11/2009 09:56:14 »
You make it very difficult for us!  ??? [:0] ??? [:0] ???

Its not difficult :(
Its easy peasy (piece of cake) ::)
Just think a bit disgusting :-X
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #641 on: 17/11/2009 09:56:52 »
Coffin ?

Wowwwwwwwwww ;D
omid've REALLY trapped RD this time ;)
Its not coffin ::)

hahahahahahahahahahahah :D :D :D
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #642 on: 17/11/2009 14:48:57 »
My loo after a damn good curry and few pints of Guinness.

a little bit more disgusting :-\

A sewage plant after the whole neighbourhood has had a curry and few pints.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #643 on: 17/11/2009 15:19:05 »
A sewage plant after the whole neighbourhood has had a curry and few pints.

That's funny :D
But not the answer though
but you're much closer compare to others :)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #644 on: 17/11/2009 18:54:35 »
The planet earth- it has to put up with all the S**t.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #645 on: 18/11/2009 09:30:54 »
I'd say a condom, the extra-strong kind for the men with a minority sexual orientation.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #646 on: 18/11/2009 16:45:37 »
Sorry guys,
But none of you could guess it right [:-'(]
omid'll post the answer in a while ::)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #648 on: 18/11/2009 17:06:24 »
Shucks Omid, an unenviable job indeed, especially around this emporium!
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #649 on: 18/11/2009 17:07:20 »
Shucks Omid, an unenviable job indeed, especially around this emporium!

Does omid's answer make sense to you or you think you were right?
 

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