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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #850 on: 21/01/2010 18:45:01 »
" your flies are not fastened"!
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #851 on: 22/01/2010 12:00:07 »
Some Americans will whisper "XYZ" (EXamine Your Zipper).

Thank You DD :)

omid very glad you're back to action ;D

A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.
What is his favorite drink? ;)
 

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« Reply #852 on: 22/01/2010 12:01:22 »
Okay, calling ... beckoning ... shrill voice ...
But, "My keys will carry you to the place of your choice"??

Means e.g.you wana call your wife, so it obviously would connect to her ::)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #853 on: 22/01/2010 23:34:22 »
The man is a vampire who drinks blood every night. (He's a suckerfor a free drink)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #854 on: 25/01/2010 18:05:18 »
The man is a vampire who drinks blood every night. (He's a suckerfor a free drink)

Wowwwww Laura, :o
omid's answer was just "Vampire" but thanks for giving all other detail, Thank you :)

When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark.
What am I? ;)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #855 on: 25/01/2010 19:12:52 »
ok here you go............
What's full of holes but still holds water?
the countdown begins ........... ;)

Easy.  Sponge
 

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« Reply #856 on: 26/01/2010 17:07:41 »
ok here you go............
What's full of holes but still holds water?
the countdown begins ........... ;)

Easy.  Sponge

 [:0] [:0] [:0]  Wowwwwwwwwww  [:0] [:0] [:0]
what a quick respose,
omid is really impressed :D :D :D
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #857 on: 26/01/2010 18:13:26 »

When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark.
What am I? ;)

Sorry, no idea, I've got rocker switches.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #858 on: 28/01/2010 17:08:35 »
Sorry, no idea, I've got rocker switches.

You lo are so good, omid don't think omid can trap any of you  [:-'(]     
But omid not lose hope, omid'd keep trying, may be some day ::)

What is red and blue, and purple and green?
No one can reach it, not even the queen? ;)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #859 on: 29/01/2010 11:36:47 »
Rainbow!?
 

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« Reply #860 on: 29/01/2010 18:01:35 »
Rainbow!?

Thank you!!! :)

We are siblings and never come together but always come after one another, I am white and the other is dark who are we???????????? ;)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #861 on: 29/01/2010 23:16:56 »
Light and darkness?

Maybe omid's looking for the words; "Day and Night" ????????
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #862 on: 30/01/2010 13:08:08 »
an easy one just to dip my toe in so to speek

i am old very old, at 1 point safer then water
theres some that dont alot that do
in the morn makes us feel like poo
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #863 on: 01/02/2010 10:29:29 »
Some alcoholic beverage.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #864 on: 01/02/2010 15:48:20 »
omid guess Alcohol (not sure) :-\ :-\ :-\
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #865 on: 01/02/2010 21:35:31 »
My guess is beer.
It's said that what really made Britain great was that we adopted the customs of making tea and beer. Both processes remove the vast majority of harmful bacteria. Lots of other placed did tea or beer; we were enthusiastic about both.
I don't know how realistic this idea is, but it's a good story.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #866 on: 02/02/2010 00:06:32 »
sold 1 beer to omid and BC and don.  the water was once so impure in england that beer was 1 of the only ways of getting fluid to the "masses" with out killing them and it was not so long ago.

i rise to the occasion, but with out me remain flat, chief ingredient of the one that one that went before me, and wile i am working if you sniff my farts ill kill
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #867 on: 02/02/2010 08:45:34 »
I can be cracked, I can be made.
I can be told, I can be played.
What am I?  ;)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #868 on: 03/02/2010 00:50:31 »
I can be cracked, I can be made.
I can be told, I can be played.
What am I?  ;)
A record.................
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #869 on: 04/02/2010 07:48:03 »
-I can be plajed,
---I can be told,
I can be cracked,
-I can be made.


omid would have to trap u someday *sniff sniff* [:-'(]

A man in liverpool went to open a bank account he took the form and came London to fill it why???????????????? ;)

this is really tricky hhahahahahhahahahah ;D
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #870 on: 04/02/2010 08:10:08 »
Because he is from  London and forgot his address!!!!!

nop, he lives in liverpool, and got nothing in London
Omid said its tricky and funny ;)
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #871 on: 04/02/2010 20:06:34 »
he sells goods in london, the bank account needs money don't matter where it comes from
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #872 on: 04/02/2010 20:10:12 »
im gutted with the joke riddle!

my French wife worked it out in about 5 seconds, and i was scratching my head at least 1 hour after i read it
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #873 on: 04/02/2010 20:15:28 »
he sells goods in london, the bank account needs money don't matter where it comes from

no, sorry, omid've already mentioned that he got nothing to do in London.

let omid give u lo a hint. ummmmmmmmmm
yh! he is a fool
now think again please..................................

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #874 on: 05/02/2010 06:59:38 »
Then he went there for no reason, because he is a fool.
Or, he may have decided to take a walk while doing it, and because it took him so long, he ended up in London, that is REALLY silly though.

sorry Rami, but thats not the answer either [:-'(]
think a little funny ::)
 

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