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All polar bears are left handed.
« on: 02/09/2009 17:17:50 »
Yip All polar bears are left handed.
Crazy!


 

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All polar bears are left handed.
« Reply #1 on: 02/09/2009 22:47:39 »
Really???

Have they tested and studied all of them to make that conclusion?
 

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All polar bears are left handed.
« Reply #2 on: 03/09/2009 10:48:46 »
I sent a team to the Arctic with a good supply of crayons, paper, envelopes and a fire with a chimney. Their remit was to get as many Polar Bears as possible to write to Father Christmas and note which paw they used.

That was 12 years ago. Thus far, Father Christmas has reported no receipt of any communications from Polar Bears and the expedition has failed to return home.

It is possible that the expedition has not yet found any Polar Bears, or that those they have found cannot write.

It is also possible that the team members, hand picked from some place called Asylum, used up all the paper and crayons drawing pictures of their homes and Mummy & Daddy and are afraid to return to suffer the consequences.

Conclusion.

Theory unproved.
 

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All polar bears are left handed.
« Reply #3 on: 03/09/2009 13:04:47 »
Or maybe the Polar bears had a nice buffet? ;)
 

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All polar bears are left handed.
« Reply #4 on: 03/09/2009 16:55:48 »
lol...Yeah Human kabobs! LOL..
 

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All polar bears are left handed.
« Reply #5 on: 09/09/2009 15:40:03 »
I sent a team to the Arctic with a good supply of crayons, paper, envelopes and a fire with a chimney. Their remit was to get as many Polar Bears as possible to write to Father Christmas and note which paw they used.

That was 12 years ago. Thus far, Father Christmas has reported no receipt of any communications from Polar Bears and the expedition has failed to return home.

It is possible that the expedition has not yet found any Polar Bears, or that those they have found cannot write.

It is also possible that the team members, hand picked from some place called Asylum, used up all the paper and crayons drawing pictures of their homes and Mummy & Daddy and are afraid to return to suffer the consequences.

Conclusion.

Theory unproved.

DON, why dont you send an expedition into your head? Maybe they will find a brain if they are lucky...
« Last Edit: 09/09/2009 16:32:01 by latebind »
 

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All polar bears are left handed.
« Reply #7 on: 10/09/2009 08:53:09 »
I sent a team to the Arctic with a good supply of crayons, paper, envelopes and a fire with a chimney. Their remit was to get as many Polar Bears as possible to write to Father Christmas and note which paw they used.

That was 12 years ago. Thus far, Father Christmas has reported no receipt of any communications from Polar Bears and the expedition has failed to return home.

It is possible that the expedition has not yet found any Polar Bears, or that those they have found cannot write.

It is also possible that the team members, hand picked from some place called Asylum, used up all the paper and crayons drawing pictures of their homes and Mummy & Daddy and are afraid to return to suffer the consequences.

Conclusion.

Theory unproved.

DON, why dont you send an expedition into your head? Maybe they will find a brain if they are lucky...

Two chances there, none and bugger all!
 

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All polar bears are left handed.
« Reply #8 on: 10/09/2009 10:13:28 »
I sent a team to the Arctic with a good supply of crayons, paper, envelopes and a fire with a chimney. Their remit was to get as many Polar Bears as possible to write to Father Christmas and note which paw they used.

That was 12 years ago. Thus far, Father Christmas has reported no receipt of any communications from Polar Bears and the expedition has failed to return home.

It is possible that the expedition has not yet found any Polar Bears, or that those they have found cannot write.

It is also possible that the team members, hand picked from some place called Asylum, used up all the paper and crayons drawing pictures of their homes and Mummy & Daddy and are afraid to return to suffer the consequences.

Conclusion.

Theory unproved.

DON, why dont you send an expedition into your head? Maybe they will find a brain if they are lucky...

Two chances there, none and bugger all!


LOL, I recently discovered this is a myth, so if that expedition finds anything in your head than send them to me afterwards to look for my brain too ...
 

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All polar bears are left handed.
« Reply #9 on: 10/09/2009 16:38:54 »
Well Father Christmas told me that this left handed business with Polar bears is a myth. I replied, its all very well you saying that, abouth myth Polar bear, but what about mythter Polar bear.

He clumped me around the ear and told me I wont be getting any presents this year.
 

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All polar bears are left handed.
« Reply #10 on: 10/09/2009 17:03:52 »
Success at last!

This is truly a myth. I had my doubts about this left handed business, now I've found the truth.

Take a look folks - http://www.polarbearsinternational.org/bear-facts/myths-and-misconceptions/
 

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