On the Lighter Side > That CAN'T be true!
All polar bears are left handed.
latebind:
--- Quote from: Don_1 on 03/09/2009 10:48:46 ---I sent a team to the Arctic with a good supply of crayons, paper, envelopes and a fire with a chimney. Their remit was to get as many Polar Bears as possible to write to Father Christmas and note which paw they used.
That was 12 years ago. Thus far, Father Christmas has reported no receipt of any communications from Polar Bears and the expedition has failed to return home.
It is possible that the expedition has not yet found any Polar Bears, or that those they have found cannot write.
It is also possible that the team members, hand picked from some place called Asylum, used up all the paper and crayons drawing pictures of their homes and Mummy & Daddy and are afraid to return to suffer the consequences.
Conclusion.
Theory unproved.
--- End quote ---
DON, why dont you send an expedition into your head? Maybe they will find a brain if they are lucky...
RD:
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=18348.0
Don_1:
--- Quote from: latebind on 09/09/2009 15:40:03 ---
--- Quote from: Don_1 on 03/09/2009 10:48:46 ---I sent a team to the Arctic with a good supply of crayons, paper, envelopes and a fire with a chimney. Their remit was to get as many Polar Bears as possible to write to Father Christmas and note which paw they used.
That was 12 years ago. Thus far, Father Christmas has reported no receipt of any communications from Polar Bears and the expedition has failed to return home.
It is possible that the expedition has not yet found any Polar Bears, or that those they have found cannot write.
It is also possible that the team members, hand picked from some place called Asylum, used up all the paper and crayons drawing pictures of their homes and Mummy & Daddy and are afraid to return to suffer the consequences.
Conclusion.
Theory unproved.
--- End quote ---
DON, why dont you send an expedition into your head? Maybe they will find a brain if they are lucky...
--- End quote ---
Two chances there, none and bugger all!
latebind:
--- Quote from: Don_1 on 10/09/2009 08:53:09 ---
--- Quote from: latebind on 09/09/2009 15:40:03 ---
--- Quote from: Don_1 on 03/09/2009 10:48:46 ---I sent a team to the Arctic with a good supply of crayons, paper, envelopes and a fire with a chimney. Their remit was to get as many Polar Bears as possible to write to Father Christmas and note which paw they used.
That was 12 years ago. Thus far, Father Christmas has reported no receipt of any communications from Polar Bears and the expedition has failed to return home.
It is possible that the expedition has not yet found any Polar Bears, or that those they have found cannot write.
It is also possible that the team members, hand picked from some place called Asylum, used up all the paper and crayons drawing pictures of their homes and Mummy & Daddy and are afraid to return to suffer the consequences.
Conclusion.
Theory unproved.
--- End quote ---
DON, why dont you send an expedition into your head? Maybe they will find a brain if they are lucky...
--- End quote ---
Two chances there, none and bugger all!
--- End quote ---
LOL, I recently discovered this is a myth, so if that expedition finds anything in your head than send them to me afterwards to look for my brain too ...
Don_1:
Well Father Christmas told me that this left handed business with Polar bears is a myth. I replied, its all very well you saying that, abouth myth Polar bear, but what about mythter Polar bear.
He clumped me around the ear and told me I wont be getting any presents this year.
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