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« on: 16/09/2009 09:38:46 »
Hey guys!
Last night I saw a report on the TV and I came to know that according to a recent survey in UK and India it has been researched that men tell more lies then women :D :-X.
Men tell a lie 6 times a day and most of them are to their boss while women tell a lie 3 times a day and most of it is about their shopping ;).
Just want to ask all the respected gentlemen on the form if it is true if not then how would you like to defend yourselves? ::)


 

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« Reply #1 on: 16/09/2009 10:48:13 »
Six lies a day!!!!

I can do better than that.
 

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« Reply #2 on: 16/09/2009 11:25:16 »
Hmm...

Six times a day seems rather high to me, and bordering on psychopathy: I doubt that I lie six times in a year.  Admittedly, as I'm likely not to see or speak to anyone three or four days out of seven, my scope for telling lies is somewhat restricted.  Anyway, telling the truth not only tends to get things sorted out sooner but is also often much more interesting too  ;)
 

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« Reply #3 on: 16/09/2009 11:41:16 »
What's the count so far today Lee?
 

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« Reply #4 on: 16/09/2009 13:16:12 »
Zero.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 16/09/2009 14:38:42 »
What's the count so far today Lee?

How about you Don! did you lied to anyone today? :-X
 

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« Reply #6 on: 16/09/2009 15:58:05 »
No, not me.

Thats 56 so far today.
 

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« Reply #7 on: 16/09/2009 16:00:22 »
No, not me.

Thats 56 so far today.
I hope people on the form are not victims of any of it :-X
 

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« Reply #8 on: 16/09/2009 16:01:37 »
Well, of course not.

57.
 

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« Reply #9 on: 16/09/2009 16:03:26 »
Well, of course not.

57.
Am I one of them?
 

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« Reply #10 on: 16/09/2009 16:05:46 »
Actually, no, but the count still goes up by one to 58, because I lied about the number in the first place.
 

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« Reply #11 on: 16/09/2009 16:10:25 »
Actually, no, but the count still goes up by one to 58, because I lied about the number in the first place.
Don't you blush when you lie? my papa thinks I blush while lieing thats why I can't lie
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« Reply #12 on: 16/09/2009 16:23:56 »
If I should tell a whopper,
or just a little white lie.
I go all hot & sweaty,
And blink rapid my eye.

If I let slip an untruth,
Even just a tiny fib.
A hole appears in my pocket,
And I must forfeit a quid.

So carefull I must be,
To always tell it right.
Oh damn, there goes another pound,
Thank you & goodnight.
 

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« Reply #13 on: 16/09/2009 16:26:48 »
Thank you & goodnight.
Good night ???
Which planet do you live in? :-X

Well OK! omid is off for the day
byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
« Last Edit: 16/09/2009 16:33:08 by omid »
 

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« Reply #14 on: 16/09/2009 16:33:28 »
Why, Zog, of course. Take a look at my web cam:

www.outsidemybedroomwindow.zog


Coee I'm here!!!
 

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« Reply #15 on: 16/09/2009 19:13:51 »
The trouble with this sort of research is that when asked how often people lie; they often lie.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 17/09/2009 06:18:57 »
Was the survey done by men?
Was it read out on TV by a man? :)
 

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« Reply #17 on: 20/09/2009 12:15:11 »
What If I say that I don't lie (I have my own methods to hide the truth but I don't lie HAHAHAH.)and I am UNIQUE ..
No one is similar to me in this world HAHAhHAHA.
If you wanna define a Noble person and cool awesome person that would be ME!
 

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