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Dream Me! Free Dream Analysis
« on: 18/09/2009 23:14:55 »
I have read a couple chapters of a book on dream analysis and found the coolest bunch of websites.

I am now an expert on dreams.

Tell me details of your dream (as many as possible) and I will interpret what the dream is trying to say to you.
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Re: Dream Me! Free Dream Analysis
« Reply #1 on: 19/09/2009 18:33:06 »
What has this got to do with Physics, Astronomy and Cosmology?
 

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Re: Dream Me! Free Dream Analysis
« Reply #2 on: 19/09/2009 18:37:55 »
Good point ..I'll move it to Just Chat
 

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Re: Dream Me! Free Dream Analysis
« Reply #3 on: 19/09/2009 18:40:28 »
I have read a couple chapters of a book on dream analysis and found the coolest bunch of websites.

I am now an expert on dreams.

Tell me details of your dream (as many as possible) and I will interpret what the dream is trying to say to you.


Ok..I am dreaming that I am floating in the sea next to a floating bomb for some reason !..the bomb does not explode.

The next thing I know I am walking down the street where I used to live and there is a baby pig rolling around (quite happily) in the gutter !!  This is a residential area and the nearest pig would be in the butchers !!....people are walking by as if it's all quite normal !
 

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Re: Dream Me! Free Dream Analysis
« Reply #4 on: 19/09/2009 19:01:10 »
(I'm looking forward to this...)
 

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Re: Dream Me! Free Dream Analysis
« Reply #5 on: 20/09/2009 00:39:13 »
I've had a few crazy dreams which I can NEVER forget :)

1) I was quite happy, I ran out and met my mum and helped her inside with the shopping, I walked to the bac of the car and I could for some reason feel a lighting strike was going to hit me, so I looked up and in slow motion I saw the lightning bolt strike me and everything flared white.

2) I was in a medi-eval looking area, and a taxi came by (It was a horse drawn carriage) Anyway inside I saw a lady and I looked and somehow saw a black splotch on her pelvic region. So I took out all her bones 1 by 1 then plucked off the black splotch on the infected bone.. then I put them all back inside her and we walked off as if nothing happened.

3) I was being attacked and was almost killed and the devil came up through the ground, and he flew me off into a bunch of scientists and they attacked me but for some reason they didn't hurt me and I pretty much shrugged it off.

... I can go on and on and on... I love my dreams they are usually very full on!! [I have been having alot of Violin dreams lately though... lol one dream I was being taught by an old instructor and we got gassed by the Germans ~ we were in that time period]

Ok I'll stop :(

Whee..

I doubt you can be an expert at dream analysis, its a completely subjective thing. But I suppose since its subjective, you are a master in your own right... Signs and symbols do not apply for everyone.
 

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Re: Dream Me! Free Dream Analysis
« Reply #6 on: 20/09/2009 12:51:49 »
I have read a couple chapters of a book on dream analysis and found the coolest bunch of websites.

I am now an expert on dreams.

Tell me details of your dream (as many as possible) and I will interpret what the dream is trying to say to you.


Ok..I am dreaming that I am floating in the sea next to a floating bomb for some reason !..the bomb does not explode.

The next thing I know I am walking down the street where I used to live and there is a baby pig rolling around (quite happily) in the gutter !!  This is a residential area and the nearest pig would be in the butchers !!....people are walking by as if it's all quite normal !

Crumbs Sheepy, even I can interpet this:

The sea, in your dream, is the sea, the floating bomb is a WWII mine. It doesn't go off, because you don't touch it.

As for the second part of your dream, I interpret this as being your desire for bacon sandwich.

Yours Truly,

Mystic Merv the silly old perv.

Cross my palm with silver now deary.

(Mug)
 

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Re: Dream Me! Free Dream Analysis
« Reply #7 on: 20/09/2009 15:34:27 »
I have read a couple chapters of a book on dream analysis and found the coolest bunch of websites.

I am now an expert on dreams.

Tell me details of your dream (as many as possible) and I will interpret what the dream is trying to say to you.


Ok..I am dreaming that I am floating in the sea next to a floating bomb for some reason !..the bomb does not explode.

The next thing I know I am walking down the street where I used to live and there is a baby pig rolling around (quite happily) in the gutter !!  This is a residential area and the nearest pig would be in the butchers !!....people are walking by as if it's all quite normal !

Crumbs Sheepy, even I can interpet this:

The sea, in your dream, is the sea, the floating bomb is a WWII mine. It doesn't go off, because you don't touch it.

As for the second part of your dream, I interpret this as being your desire for bacon sandwich.

Yours Truly,

Mystic Merv the silly old perv.

Cross my palm with silver now deary.

(Mug)


Well....I'm convinced !!..That's swell Don ...I do luff bacon !...yes...yes...it's all so simple now !

Wow !!...I'm afraid I can't cross your palm with silver right now but please do accept these silver palm tree earrings as a gift with all my luff !
I am sure they will look fantabuloso on your shell likes !


 

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Re: Dream Me! Free Dream Analysis
« Reply #8 on: 20/09/2009 22:18:16 »
I dreamt that I was shagging a really fat John Travolta and the sex was brilliant although in real life I've never fancied him.
 

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« Reply #9 on: 20/09/2009 23:58:44 »
I dreamt that I was shagging a really fat John Travolta and the sex was brilliant although in real life I've never fancied him.

Do ewe have a penchant for the Michelin man as the protagonist in Saturday Night Fever ?
 

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Re: Dream Me! Free Dream Analysis
« Reply #10 on: 21/09/2009 01:53:03 »
Whee..

I doubt you can be an expert at dream analysis, its a completely subjective thing. But I suppose since its subjective, you are a master in your own right... Signs and symbols do not apply for everyone.


my concern would be  'a couple of chapters of one book and a few websites' does not an expert make.
 

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Re: Dream Me! Free Dream Analysis
« Reply #11 on: 21/09/2009 05:57:29 »
I dreamt that I was shagging a really fat John Travolta and the sex was brilliant although in real life I've never fancied him.
Are you serious.. He is handsome dude!
 

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Re: Dream Me! Free Dream Analysis
« Reply #12 on: 21/09/2009 09:30:23 »
I have now interpreted your dreams Dimi:

1) You are in fear of having to help around the house (me too!!!).

2) In a previous life your name was Victor Frankenstein. You were some sort of doctor.

3) In another previous life you were the patient of Dr Victor Frankenstein.

4) Your violin playing needs improvement. You are upsetting your neighbours German Shepherd.


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Mystic Merv the drinker of derv.

Cross my palm with silver now please, and no naff old earrings from last Christmas's crackers.

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Re: Dream Me! Free Dream Analysis
« Reply #13 on: 21/09/2009 09:50:44 »
Haha I'd pay to see you <3
 

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« Reply #14 on: 23/10/2009 17:11:23 »
ok, i need help with a dream i had last night. it was really terrifying to me, and i really dont know why. it was a fairly long dream, so i think ill just give the part that sticks out most. there was this older guy with long hair and he was a paster of a church, he was laying down on the bed and i went to talk to him. He kept implying he was going to commit suicide, but i was trying to talk him out of it. I told him that my paster has recently given up my church and he should come and preach, but he said no. i told him that i loved him, eeven though i really didnt know him and left him, i worried about him through the whole dream, and at the end, i went back to him and he was dead. i started screaming and crying. can someone please tell me what it means? please im desprite!!!
 

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« Reply #15 on: 24/10/2009 12:37:59 »
If you are seriously wanting an interpretation of your dream, you have come to the wrong place.

Otherwise, here is my interpretation.

The man in your dream is Ozzy Osbourne after several seconds without drugs or booze. He is laying down because someone removed the rod from his back, which ordinarily holds him upright. He is not claiming to be a 'Pastor', you are not hearing him correctly, he is saying is "I am plastered" (nothing unusual there!).

He is implying that he will die if he doesn't get a drink within the next few seconds, as his body cannot function without alcohol.

It is obvious that, being asked to preach in a church, the man regarded as the King of darkness, would say "No", actually, I'm surprised he didn't say "&^% off".

When you returned later in your dream, he was not dead, simply comatosed by consuming several bottles of assorted spirits. Not an unusual state for Mr Osbourne.

There you are, dream explained.

NB. No offence intended to Ozzy.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 03/11/2009 09:19:26 »
...and that was the last we heard of georgelopez nr. 66
 

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