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« Reply #25 on: 26/09/2009 16:31:06 »
Buckfast monks should know better than encourage alcohol consumption: it's a bad habit.

[is "Blue Nun" made by Nuns ?]
 

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« Reply #26 on: 26/09/2009 16:34:10 »
Yes, very cold Nuns.

There is nun other wine quite like it.
 

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« Reply #27 on: 26/09/2009 18:18:34 »
No, It is named Buckfast because you give it to your pet Red Deer first thing in the morning when he eats.


Hey! We might make a fast buck out of that one. It could be a new advertising slogan.

"Buckfast - So much more than a mere breakfast drink!"

"Buck up your breakfast with Buckfast!"

"Buck up your day with Buckfast for breakfast!"

"If you want to get really bucked up, drink Buckfast!"

"Hey! This Buckfast is bucking good. Gonny geez s'more then, eh?"
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« Reply #28 on: 26/09/2009 18:28:41 »
Buckfast monks should know better than encourage alcohol consumption: it's a bad habit.

[is "Blue Nun" made by Nuns ?]

Normally, yes. But if the end actually was nigh, it might be a really good habit  :D

JimBob - You did get the "habit" joke, right? (Sometimes he's a bit slow on the uptake)
 

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« Reply #29 on: 27/09/2009 14:02:40 »
JimBob - You did get the "habit" joke, right? (Sometimes he's a bit slow on the uptake)

I shall not dignify this perfidious slander with a reply -
 

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« Reply #30 on: 28/09/2009 08:43:21 »
I suppose they claim it's called Buckfast after the abbey. Or, were they really anticipating making a Fast Buck?  ;D

Back on subject, anyone who has the pleasure of living in the delightful new town of Cumbernauld is likely to have an ever-present sense that the end is most definitely nigh.
There is nothing wrong with Cumbernauld that the end of the world could not sort out.
 

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« Reply #31 on: 29/09/2009 04:22:12 »
There is nothing wrong with Cumbernauld that the end of the world could not sort out.

Sadly, I think that says it. I could launch into a diatribe about the great "benefits" that socialism has bestowed on my native land, but I'd likely get kicked off TNS if I did!
 

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« Reply #32 on: 29/09/2009 15:12:56 »
I could launch into a diatribe about the great "benefits" that socialism has bestowed on my native land, but I'd likely get kicked off TNS if I did!
I think you could maybe get away with your diatribe in 'just chat'!
 

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« Reply #33 on: 29/09/2009 21:47:46 »
I think you could maybe get away with your diatribe in 'just chat'!

If I wanted to elevate my blood pressure to dangerous levels, I would do that  ;D
 

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« Reply #34 on: 30/09/2009 13:17:32 »
I think you could maybe get away with your diatribe in 'just chat'!

If I wanted to elevate my blood pressure to dangerous levels, I would do that  ;D

Boiling blood powered only by the irritating attitudes on TNS forum. I think you've got the world's greatest new power source since cold fusion there :)
 

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« Reply #35 on: 30/09/2009 18:13:30 »

.. powered only by the irritating attitudes on TNS forum.


And just what do you mean by that ??????? Hurmppppppffffff!!!!

Whippersnapper. Needs to learn than certain people here, such as I, are GODS! We know all things! we shall not be questioned!  We will smack you down if you show the slightest bit of ignorance! Any and all question will be refereed to a text book - books you should have read and assimilated while in school.

You think we have time to answer all of these questions? Most defiantly not! We are here for self aggrandizement!

Haven't you figured that out yet??
 

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« Reply #36 on: 30/09/2009 18:40:28 »
Of course you know that the above is satire.

 

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« Reply #37 on: 30/09/2009 20:48:29 »
Hey! Didn't Blondie do a number about "The end is nigh"? Blondie is really cool. We like Blondie.
 

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« Reply #38 on: 30/09/2009 21:42:08 »

.. powered only by the irritating attitudes on TNS forum.

And just what do you mean by that ??????? Hurmppppppffffff!!!!

Whippersnapper. Needs to learn than certain people here, such as I, are GODS! We know all things! we shall not be questioned!  We will smack you down if you show the slightest bit of ignorance! Any and all question will be refereed to a text book - books you should have read and assimilated while in school.

You think we have time to answer all of these questions? Most defiantly not! We are here for self aggrandizement!

Haven't you figured that out yet??

I was expecting JimBob to start shouting "Exterminate" he was getting so irate. Are you really Davros?
 

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« Reply #39 on: 01/10/2009 14:16:26 »
I was expecting JimBob to start shouting "Exterminate" he was getting so irate. Are you really Davros?

 

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« Reply #40 on: 02/10/2009 03:10:06 »

.. powered only by the irritating attitudes on TNS forum.

And just what do you mean by that ??????? Hurmppppppffffff!!!!

Whippersnapper. Needs to learn than certain people here, such as I, are GODS! We know all things! we shall not be questioned!  We will smack you down if you show the slightest bit of ignorance! Any and all question will be refereed to a text book - books you should have read and assimilated while in school.

You think we have time to answer all of these questions? Most defiantly not! We are here for self aggrandizement!

Haven't you figured that out yet??

I was expecting JimBob to start shouting "Exterminate" he was getting so irate. Are you really Davros?



Yer the one with the shirt, MIL!

 

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« Reply #41 on: 24/10/2009 20:39:05 »
Things are never what they seem, the end of one thing, is the beginning of something new, hardly end of the world, as you said the end of the world as you know it. But then maybe today you really don't know the world.

"You can't bend the spoon that's impossible, rather you must see the truth"

"Truth?"

"There is no spoon, then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, but your mind"

I'm just here to say that, 'there is a spoon'
We use them to feed ourselves, to feed our children, to feed our friends and family members that can't for one reason or another, we can use them to play music, or flick peas at a sibling, and other enemies that stalk the dinner table, we can use them to serve the mash potato. so know it 'There is a spoon' 
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« Reply #42 on: 25/10/2009 14:33:45 »
Uhh....  December 21, 2012 is a Friday.  Do you think that companies will provide that week's pay in advance so people could spend it?  If they don't, can we sue?   Am I being unreasonable about this?  ;)

Does money really matter? In the bigger scheme of things? Your question is rhetorical I take it. The world is never going to end, As God promised Noah. Rather the world of injustice, the world of Men, the world of lies, illusion and hypocrisy.
For only in a world of truth can you have justice. It is only fair and right that it does end, for, for far too long have men of pleasure, arrogance and insanity, dominated and hurt the people of this world; they if nothing else have shown clearly, just how unfit they are to rule.
 

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« Reply #43 on: 25/10/2009 14:37:48 »
The world is never going to end, As God promised Noah. Rather the world of injustice, the world of Men, the world of lies, illusion and hypocrisy.

Y-e-e-e-e-e-s-s    ???
 

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« Reply #44 on: 25/10/2009 14:45:26 »
The world is never going to end, As God promised Noah. Rather the world of injustice, the world of Men, the world of lies, illusion and hypocrisy.

Y-e-e-e-e-e-s-s    ???

Peace be with you. stay awake. Fear not.
 

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