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« Reply #20 on: 30/09/2009 18:52:29 »
Your name ?
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« Reply #21 on: 30/09/2009 19:02:07 »
Quote from: neilep on 30/09/2009 18:52:29
Your name ?

Nope. I'll post the official answer at 8:00 pm UK time, then I will go into hiding for a while.
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« Reply #22 on: 30/09/2009 19:44:25 »
T minus 15 and counting
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« Reply #23 on: 30/09/2009 20:00:01 »
The official answer is:


ol' Jed's a millionaire
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« Reply #24 on: 30/09/2009 20:03:35 »
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.
 
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
 
Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said Jed move away from there
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
 
Hills, that is.

Swimmin pools, movie stars.
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« Reply #25 on: 30/09/2009 20:24:15 »
Quote from: Geezer on 29/09/2009 22:30:33
What is the first thing you know?

Survival.
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« Reply #26 on: 30/09/2009 21:47:57 »
*Slaps the Geezer in the mush.* to think I wasted good brain cells on this and I've only got six left.
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« Reply #27 on: 30/09/2009 23:11:13 »
Crude oil and the Beverly Hillbillies??? I am so dense.. LOL I still don't get it but You make me miss my water aerobics class.....LOL..
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« Reply #28 on: 01/10/2009 05:49:30 »
Oil aerobics is a lot more fun.
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« Reply #29 on: 01/10/2009 05:50:43 »
Peeks round corner. Is it safe?
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« Reply #30 on: 01/10/2009 07:13:17 »
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Quote from: Geezer on 01/10/2009 05:49:30
Oil aerobics is a lot more fun.
Yes it is more fun!! LOL....
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« Reply #31 on: 01/10/2009 07:15:05 »
Quote from: Geezer on 01/10/2009 05:50:43
Peeks round corner. Is it safe?

Yes indeed it is! More then safe... The only danger you are in, is of being mauled by an old Lonesome women who is toting a nice big bottle of oil!! LOL...
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« Reply #32 on: 01/10/2009 08:50:00 »
Quote from: Make it  Lady on 30/09/2009 21:47:57
*Slaps the Geezer in the mush.* to think I wasted good brain cells on this and I've only got six left.

Boasting again eh! Only six brain cells left! Huh! I only had 6 to start with. After this I'm down to 7.

As for you Mr Geezer,
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« Reply #33 on: 01/10/2009 20:07:04 »
Hhhhhh........

You got me Bugsy. (Croaks)
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