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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?

Yes
5 (23.8%)
No
10 (47.6%)
I never fart
1 (4.8%)
This is a stupid poll
3 (14.3%)
Mind your own business
2 (9.5%)

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Offline Geezer

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This is an important piece of scientific research, so be honest!

Your vote is anonymous.
« Last Edit: 30/11/2009 16:36:44 by Geezer »


 

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Nope !!...As a sheepie I of course absolutely luff the smell of my own farts !!...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand then breathe in that farty goodness !!...I then enjoy the remaining aroma beneath the sheets......mmmmmmmmmm.....puts hairs on ya chest !


I luff it !!...and ewe do too !
 

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...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand ....

It's called a cup cake. By the way, what happens if you miss?
« Last Edit: 30/11/2009 00:15:06 by FuzzyUK »
 

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sometimes...

I occasionally wonder whether I have inadvertently innoculated myself with the methanogenic bugs fom landfill sites I have worked on. [xx(]
 

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LOL...Well I am afraid to comment on the ground that it may incriminate me!
 

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It rather depends on what I have been stuffing my throat. Some foods have little effect, while others result a noxious niff that could render an elephant unconscious at 100 paces.
 

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...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand ....

It's called a cup cake. By the way, what happens if you miss?

I rarely miss..but when I do then I just hide beneath the covers...don't want to waste it !
 

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I would not want to be south of Don after he's had a chicken and bean vindaloo !!
« Last Edit: 30/11/2009 13:23:45 by neilep »
 

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no own are like roses

but the small of others should be questioned. lock all farts up, but your own
 

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...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand ....

It's called a cup cake. By the way, what happens if you miss?

I rarely miss..but when I do then I just hide beneath the covers...don't want to waste it !

Does your wife still luv u?
 

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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?
« Reply #10 on: 01/12/2009 00:26:48 »
...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand ....

It's called a cup cake. By the way, what happens if you miss?

I rarely miss..but when I do then I just hide beneath the covers...don't want to waste it !

Does your wife still luv u?

Erhmm...well, we do sleep in different rooms !!
 

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« Reply #11 on: 01/12/2009 00:27:07 »
It's lewd, it's rude, it's awfully crude
Especially fun when you're in the mood
Brings a laugh when you're in the nude
Flapajack flapajack spray spray spray
Soft or silent blasted any way
Fart, guff, windypop
Never to be done in a crowded shop

Blow off, blow off, fart fart fart
Rubacheek, rubacheek it's an art art art
Underneath the bed sheets
Bubbles in the bath
Open up the window
Cuts oxygen by half

Rubbery cheeks and stained underwear
There's a fart around
Better beware !


FART by Sheepie    23 Feb 1984




Mid 1980's kwality poemage right there !!
 

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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?
« Reply #12 on: 01/12/2009 00:43:25 »
I love that poem... makes me laugh a lot! You crack me up sheepy! LOL...
 

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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?
« Reply #13 on: 01/12/2009 09:05:54 »
Does your wife still luv u?
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Erhmm...well, we do sleep in different rooms !!

That's probably because you keep farting in front of her. There are three solutions to your extremely rude anti-social behaviour:
a). Allow her to fart first
b). Fart behind her
c). Promise never to forcibly hold her head under the duvet again when you vent.

You could have a new lease of marriage life if you conform to these rules.

(P.S. Your poem has scored two hits already in the Google Search Engine.)
« Last Edit: 01/12/2009 15:22:26 by FuzzyUK »
 

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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?
« Reply #14 on: 01/12/2009 09:33:55 »
One of your best efforts sheepy!!!

 

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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?
« Reply #15 on: 02/12/2009 23:10:26 »
i find mine to be completely foul at times..... and so do others lol
 

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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?
« Reply #16 on: 03/12/2009 08:50:49 »
Apparently yoga exercises can improve ones ability to control ones sphincter muscle though there is no guarantee this method refines the smells.

More from Mr. Methane:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mr+methane&search_type=&aq=f


I can recommend cabbage, brussel sprouts and bread for killer smells.

Anyone up for a contest? Here are a couple of clips from my best performances highlighted in my CV:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fusniak/farts/fart15b.mp3
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fusniak/farts/fart35b.mp3

« Last Edit: 03/12/2009 13:04:51 by FuzzyUK »
 

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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?
« Reply #17 on: 03/12/2009 10:51:07 »
Apparently yoga exercises can improve ones ability to control sphincter muscles though there is no guarantee this method refines the smells.

More from Mr. Methane:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mr+methane&search_type=&aq=f


I can recommend cabbage, brussel sprouts and bread for killer smells. Anyone up for a contest? Here are a couple of clips from my best performances highlighted in my CV:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fusniak/farts/fart15b.mp3
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fusniak/farts/fart35b.mp3



LOL @ Fuzzy !!



Have ewe ever checked out the farting preacher !!...gotta see this (erhmm..no offence to religious peeps)...
 

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« Reply #18 on: 03/12/2009 12:30:39 »
i like the poem neilep noice ver nioce
 

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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?
« Reply #19 on: 03/12/2009 13:35:23 »
Have ewe ever checked out the farting preacher !!

No, but the wife seems able to compete on equal grounds.


P.S. I meant the pastors wife - not mine!
« Last Edit: 03/12/2009 13:44:06 by FuzzyUK »
 

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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?
« Reply #20 on: 03/12/2009 13:46:29 »
Its no good...... I had to stop watching the farting preacher. The laughter was beginning to hurt.
 

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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?
« Reply #21 on: 03/12/2009 13:49:31 »
too funny
 

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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?
« Reply #22 on: 03/12/2009 15:49:39 »
LOl..glad ewe all liked it...ewe probably noticed there's a  whole bunch of em....that one's my particular fave.

Thanks for kind words about the ' fart ' poem Geo & Don !!
« Last Edit: 03/12/2009 15:55:19 by neilep »
 

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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?
« Reply #23 on: 05/12/2009 04:22:35 »
You may also enjoy this one.

 

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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?
« Reply #24 on: 05/12/2009 21:08:49 »
The aroma of my farts can be rather appealing ,unfortuanatly the wife doesnt think so if she in bed beside me
 

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