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Why does my body jiggle after I pee?
« on: 30/11/2009 10:30:31 »
Sometimes after tinkling, I notice my body does an involuntary jiggle that feels very nice. Why?


 

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Why does my body jiggle after I pee?
« Reply #2 on: 01/12/2009 13:07:58 »
Yep, I get that sometimes.

Mind you its a damn nuisance when it happens before you've finished..... "Oh! Bugger! All down my leg!"

You then have the problem, especially when wearing light coloured trousers (US = pants) of trying to cock your leg up to the hand blower dryer to dry off the big wet patch on your strides (Australian = strides). Next thing you know, someone comes in and gives you a hefty boot in the dangly bits, accusing you of being a perv, because he thought you were trying to hump the hand dryer.
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« Reply #3 on: 01/12/2009 13:24:11 »
are ewe sure Don that it's not a playful urine obsessed poltergeist that prods ewe while you're leaking ?..it could be !!..it happens ewe know !
 

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« Reply #4 on: 01/12/2009 13:39:06 »
Even Aristotle asked this question.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 01/12/2009 16:15:16 »
trying to cock your leg up to the hand blower dryer to dry off the big wet patch on your strides
At least that's what you told the judge, eh?  ;D
 

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« Reply #6 on: 01/12/2009 16:22:28 »
The judge asked "Is this the first time you've been up before me?" I replied, "I don't know, what time do you usually get up?"
 

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« Reply #7 on: 01/12/2009 16:29:52 »
The judge asked "Is this the first time you've been up before me?" I replied, "I don't know, what time do you usually get up?"

LOL !!..very good !


I thought ewe were gonna refer to a different kind of " being up ""
 

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« Reply #8 on: 01/12/2009 16:35:52 »
The judge asked "Is this the first time you've been up before me?" I replied, "I don't know, what time do you usually get up?"

LOL !!..very good !


I thought ewe were gonna refer to a different kind of " being up ""

While being introduced to The Queen in a lineup of the cast at a West End theatre, a minor part actor farted. The Queen's footman rebuked him saying "How dare you break wind before Her Majesty." The actor retorted, "Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."
 

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« Reply #9 on: 01/12/2009 17:01:28 »
The judge asked "Is this the first time you've been up before me?"

Did you get an honorable discharge jiggling in front of him then?
 

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« Reply #10 on: 01/12/2009 19:05:48 »
A thought occured to me..

It might be something linked to getting the rest of the pee out of the urinal tract. You know mostly we shake it a few times so that when the senator goes back inside the pants it don't dribble. Perhaps the body's jiggling is a  mechanism to do this as well? (PS : I dont know why but it happens to girls as well)
 

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« Reply #11 on: 01/12/2009 20:25:05 »
You know mostly we shake it a few times so that when the senator goes back inside the pants it don't dribble.

Speak for yourself. Other people give it a squeeze to get the last drop out!
« Last Edit: 01/12/2009 20:56:08 by FuzzyUK »
 

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« Reply #12 on: 02/12/2009 07:28:19 »
Strewth! Now I know where I've been going wrong and why mine is all gnarled and knobbly, I've been wringing it out!
 

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« Reply #13 on: 02/12/2009 12:12:54 »
You know mostly we shake it a few times so that when the senator goes back inside the pants it don't dribble.

Speak for yourself. Other people give it a squeeze to get the last drop out!

Hmmm, squeezing hurts. I prefer to shake, but it has to be less then 10 shakes else its spanking the monkey.
 

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