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« Reply #25 on: 03/12/2009 06:25:37 »
Such Modesty hath he,
that he won't take credit,
for his own poetry!
 

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« Reply #26 on: 03/12/2009 16:06:04 »
in better frame of mind cos i am not at work
but house work i must do right now but i can look a twerp
as i should of done it ages ago my wife shell bust my balls
i have no time to finish off or know what product to use when cleaning i know cock all
 

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« Reply #27 on: 03/12/2009 16:55:36 »
now neilep can make us laugh
with tales of such smelly farts
the sheep i think might need a bath
his rhymes are über smart

 

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« Reply #28 on: 03/12/2009 17:06:02 »
lol..very nice....
 

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« Reply #29 on: 03/12/2009 17:11:31 »
now neilep can make us laugh
with tales of such smelly farts
the sheep i think might need a bath
his rhymes are über smart



LOL..excellent Geo Driver:


It's true I smell a sheepie smell
An aromatic sheep bouquet
But till my birthday comes around
They'll be no bath today !!

boom boom !
 

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« Reply #30 on: 03/12/2009 17:16:26 »
bath time comes once a year
a dip is nice its true
but you could have a smelly rear
an oderous sent of poo
 

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« Reply #31 on: 03/12/2009 17:20:48 »
My bum doth smell
It somewhat lingers
But cute it is
My anal sphincter !
 

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« Reply #32 on: 03/12/2009 17:28:39 »
the only sound that sheep might make
is sizzle on my over filled plate!

i was gonna write more but then i forgot the rest
 

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« Reply #33 on: 03/12/2009 17:35:08 »
A jolly copper went out one night,
Upon his policeman's old pushbike.
"I'll keep the streets safe for you"
He said as he trod in some doggy do.

He raised his hand up to his helmet,
Then bent his knees to air his pelmet.
"Good evnin' all" he did then say,
Got out his truncheon which he started to sway.

'Ello, he thought, what's goin' on 'ere,
I shall investigate, for I have no fear.
Into the car park he did stroll,
To investigate a steamy car was his goal.

He pointed his torch in through the glass,
And the sight that met him left him aghast.
"What the devil" the copper exclaimed,
As he trod in something nasty once again.

"Wind down this window" the copper did shout,
And as it opened  the steam billowed out.
"It's alright constable" a young man said,
"This is my girl Doris and my name's Fred".

They'd been for drive to a restaurant,
Now sat in the back 'cause there's no room in the front.
It got a bit steamy at the end of the night,
"When you looked in the window, it gave us a fright".

Now the copper looked and after checking,
The young man said "we were only necking".
But the copper asked "What's this you threw away?"
"And please, young sir, put your neck away!"

 

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« Reply #34 on: 03/12/2009 20:33:33 »
I think some of these are hillarious! GW
 

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« Reply #35 on: 04/12/2009 06:03:29 »
‘Christmas’ is an acronym.

Contrived
Habitual
Reason
Invented for
Spending
Truly
Monumental
Amounts on
Schmuck.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 27/08/2010 23:42:31 »
Poverty of hate.



Hate is a hot iron,
that can sear the mind.
With coals of envy,
and wounds of many kind.

The price is much higher,
when one chooses to hate.
Than that for the hated,
and greater misery the fate.

So choose well your course,
and remember there's a price.
For every contemptous rage,
and every tortured vice.

................Ethos




My Prison:

I live in this prison and,
I've placed each and every stone.
A prison of my own making,
I stay here and am quite alone.

A prison of my own making,
yet I possess a key.
A key of great weight, so heavy,
that I shall never be set free.

This key of great weight, so heavy,
and no escape as my fate.
This test so huge and fearful,
that I stumble under it's weight.

This test so huge and fearful,
in this prison of my own making.
With a key of great weight, so heavy,
my heart fails due the shaking.

.................Infy,.........aka; Ethos

« Last Edit: 28/08/2010 04:36:47 by Infy »
 

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« Reply #37 on: 06/11/2010 14:47:49 »
I think some of these are hillarious! GW

I agree Geo, They are quite good and funny...
 

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« Reply #38 on: 06/11/2010 14:48:44 »
A jolly copper went out one night,
Upon his policeman's old pushbike.
"I'll keep the streets safe for you"
He said as he trod in some doggy do.

He raised his hand up to his helmet,
Then bent his knees to air his pelmet.
"Good evnin' all" he did then say,
Got out his truncheon which he started to sway.

'Ello, he thought, what's goin' on 'ere,
I shall investigate, for I have no fear.
Into the car park he did stroll,
To investigate a steamy car was his goal.

He pointed his torch in through the glass,
And the sight that met him left him aghast.
"What the devil" the copper exclaimed,
As he trod in something nasty once again.

"Wind down this window" the copper did shout,
And as it opened  the steam billowed out.
"It's alright constable" a young man said,
"This is my girl Doris and my name's Fred".

They'd been for drive to a restaurant,
Now sat in the back 'cause there's no room in the front.
It got a bit steamy at the end of the night,
"When you looked in the window, it gave us a fright".

Now the copper looked and after checking,
The young man said "we were only necking".
But the copper asked "What's this you threw away?"
"And please, young sir, put your neck away!"


Very funny Don One.. some how I had forgotten this thread...
 

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« Reply #39 on: 06/11/2010 14:50:44 »
Poverty of hate.



Hate is a hot iron,
that can sear the mind.
With coals of envy,
and wounds of many kind.

The price is much higher,
when one chooses to hate.
Than that for the hated,
and greater misery the fate.

So choose well your course,
and remember there's a price.
For every contemptous rage,
and every tortured vice.

................Ethos




My Prison:

I live in this prison and,
I've placed each and every stone.
A prison of my own making,
I stay here and am quite alone.

A prison of my own making,
yet I possess a key.
A key of great weight, so heavy,
that I shall never be set free.

This key of great weight, so heavy,
and no escape as my fate.
This test so huge and fearful,
that I stumble under it's weight.

This test so huge and fearful,
in this prison of my own making.
With a key of great weight, so heavy,
my heart fails due the shaking.

.................Infy,.........aka; Ethos


So very sad Ethos..But your writing is quite good and I have missed reading your scribe... Thanks for sharing.
 

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