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Why don't we fart in public?
« on: 18/12/2009 13:11:07 »
What is the point of holding in a good one if you could just let rip and feel relieved.

Lets be honest here, everybody farts, full stop!
So why hide it?, we all do it, and it might smell bad but so do alot of other things like petrol and compost, you cannot avoid bad smells in life.

I have to admit, when I know its gonna be a silent one I always let it rip cos no-one will know it was me, and I feel good!!

And since you fart too, I know that you feel an awesome pride the moment you let out a golden ripper that steams the room up, so why hide it? cmon lets all fart!


 

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« Reply #1 on: 18/12/2009 14:29:33 »
Why do you wear clothes inside when it's warm?
 

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« Reply #2 on: 18/12/2009 14:45:22 »
I blam it on Queen Victoria - It was not unusual  before that time, I have read.

(Can't remember where so if someone wants to bash me because I am wrong, go ahead. I have had a woman visiting for the last week - she will be here through Christmas - and a bashing would most certainly feel better than the hell I am going through now. Why did I EVER agree to have a female house guest???????????????   I still do the cooking!!!! ... and wait on her every whim!!)
 

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« Reply #3 on: 21/12/2009 14:45:13 »
LOL.. You boys needn't worry I think most woman understand but that does not negate the fact that we like to blame you for the real winners that exude from our own bodies...LOL....i didn't do that....LOL...
 

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« Reply #4 on: 27/12/2009 13:46:49 »
Why do you wear clothes inside when it's warm?

cos you dont want ladies to see your ding dong. (Farts are different, because a jedi farter like myself knows all the tricks for diversions and maneuovers to never be identified)
 

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« Reply #5 on: 30/12/2009 18:25:03 »
Better tell that to my SiL, she farts in public then so does her
husband, my brother and they smell, he always blames others.  :o
 

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« Reply #6 on: 31/12/2009 09:14:10 »
LOL.. Well a certain amont is unfortunately uncontrollable , but mostly can be held while quick exit takes place! LOL...
 

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« Reply #7 on: 31/12/2009 09:20:26 »
Why do you wear clothes inside when it's warm?



I'm still laughing at Jedi farter....

We don't fart in public because of 1) smell and 2) because it is your bum.If it was your hand or ankle that farted then no one would really care, but because it is your bum, and bum is "naughty parts" then somehow it is different.

cos you dont want ladies to see your ding dong. (Farts are different, because a jedi farter like myself knows all the tricks for diversions and maneuovers to never be identified)
 

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« Reply #8 on: 31/12/2009 11:26:24 »
My daughter was about 2 years old and I was doing some shopping in a supermarket with her sitting in the trolley. I had the sort of painful urge to "let one go" and, as the aisle I was in was onlt sparsely populated with shoppers, so thought it would be OK, particularly as I was moving. It was thankfully silent, so as I turned to toward the checkout queues I thought I'd got away with it. My daughter then piped up loudly with "Daddy, you've made a BIG smell!"
 

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« Reply #9 on: 31/12/2009 11:59:16 »
 :D             :-X@Graham
 

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« Reply #10 on: 31/12/2009 12:17:56 »
LOL...
My daughter was about 2 years old and I was doing some shopping in a supermarket with her sitting in the trolley. I had the sort of painful urge to "let one go" and, as the aisle I was in was onlt sparsely populated with shoppers, so thought it would be OK, particularly as I was moving. It was thankfully silent, so as I turned to toward the checkout queues I thought I'd got away with it. My daughter then piped up loudly with "Daddy, you've made a BIG smell!"
LOL...LOL....Out of the mouthes of babes!
 

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