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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #25 on: 30/04/2004 21:18:02 »
Donnah...as far as I'm concerned women are not just the opposite sex and a different species...but women......are women !!!!...and thank you for being you sooooooooo very very much


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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #26 on: 01/05/2004 00:53:55 »
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Donnah...as far as I'm concerned women are not just the opposite sex and a different species...but women......are women !!!!...and thank you for being you sooooooooo very very much


'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'



neil the charmer eh? ;)
 

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #27 on: 03/05/2004 20:51:51 »
Yeah Richard, but keep it quiet will you?  Neil's wife hired me to see if he flirts with other women.
 

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #28 on: 03/05/2004 21:31:02 »
Tee Hee !!...it's not fair !!..I get castigated for being friendly *sulk..falls to floor and sucks thumb, sticks tongue out at computer*

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #29 on: 04/05/2004 04:33:24 »
Yeah, well my report concludes that Neil is unerringly faithful with earthlings, but when those alien women come around Neil's interest is aroused.;)
 

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #30 on: 14/06/2004 16:45:41 »
A man goes to see his Optician. The optition examines him, then says "I'm sorry, but you really have to stop masturbating so much". The man looks shocked "You mean... it's damaging my eyesight?". "No" replies the Optitian, "but you were disturbing the other people in the waiting room".
 

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #31 on: 14/06/2004 19:57:47 »
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A man goes to see his Optician. The optition examines him, then says "I'm sorry, but you really have to stop masturbating so much". The man looks shocked "You mean... it's damaging my eyesight?". "No" replies the Optitian, "but you were disturbing the other people in the waiting room".



:D:D:DLOLOLOL:D:D:D......love it !!

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« Reply #32 on: 14/06/2004 23:42:06 »
Neil, you didn't tell us that you were going to see the optician!;)
 

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #33 on: 15/06/2004 00:18:40 »
LOL....is that you Donnah ?...I can just about make out your name *giggle*

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #34 on: 02/07/2004 06:50:27 »
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LOL....is that you Donnah ?...I can just about make out your name *giggle*

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how are the palms neil?
 

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #35 on: 02/07/2004 18:14:08 »
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LOL....is that you Donnah ?...I can just about make out your name *giggle*

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how are the palms neil?




....well now that I've shaved them they're nice and smooth :D

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #36 on: 03/07/2004 03:45:44 »
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Originally posted by neilep

quote:
Originally posted by Exodus

quote:
Originally posted by neilep

LOL....is that you Donnah ?...I can just about make out your name *giggle*

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'  



how are the palms neil?




....well now that I've shaved them they're nice and smooth :D

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you did moisturise i hope? i would suggest Nivea for men...
 

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #37 on: 24/09/2004 07:08:34 »
They say it makes you go blind - so I shall carry on until I need glasses, only then will I stop!
 

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #38 on: 24/09/2004 20:16:29 »
like you'll be able to??? let's be reasonable!

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #39 on: 24/09/2004 23:03:15 »
Smoking and masturbation are my biggest sins. I've managed to cut it down to 20 a day. But I still smoke like a chimney!

you can't crack me I'm a rubber duck!
 

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #40 on: 22/10/2004 04:16:26 »
I was recently diagnosed by my shrink as a chronic masturbator.  Yep, she says I'm completely whacky.  



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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #41 on: 22/10/2004 09:14:52 »
Y'know...typing on this site with one hand is not so hard when you get used to it.

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #42 on: 23/10/2004 16:02:30 »
Typing on other sites with one hand can be more fun !
 

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #43 on: 24/10/2004 11:45:19 »
Thank god for the invention of the mouse, huh?

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #44 on: 27/02/2006 00:39:55 »
Thank god for the invention of easywipes

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #45 on: 27/02/2006 00:58:46 »
dont use the scented wipes,they could give you an allergic reaction,making you sore [:0]

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #46 on: 27/02/2006 01:39:33 »
Try wire wool and glass paper ! [}:)]

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Re: harmful effect of masturbation
« Reply #47 on: 27/02/2006 11:50:00 »
or one of those "get in every nook and crannie" sanders !!:D

its the drugs,y-know.
 

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