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Why do giraffes have long necks ?

Because their feet smell !!




 

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« Reply #1 on: 24/12/2009 17:37:50 »
How many ears does Captain Kirk have ?

3

His left ear, his right ear and the final front-ear !!


 

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« Reply #2 on: 24/12/2009 18:26:38 »
What's the slogan for the Eskimo lottery?


'You've got to be Inuit to win ewe it!'
 

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« Reply #3 on: 24/12/2009 18:28:25 »
How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?

He has Santa claws!
 

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« Reply #4 on: 24/12/2009 18:29:30 »
Why did the atheist cross the road?

So he could see both sides.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 24/12/2009 18:30:43 »
Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can 'ho ho ho'!
 

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« Reply #6 on: 24/12/2009 18:31:15 »
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker!
 

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« Reply #7 on: 24/12/2009 18:33:13 »
What happened to the turkey at Christmas?

It got gobbled!
 

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« Reply #8 on: 24/12/2009 18:35:13 »
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
 

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« Reply #9 on: 24/12/2009 18:36:12 »
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis!
 

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« Reply #10 on: 25/12/2009 01:15:30 »
What d'ya call a shepherd without any sheep...?

Ewes-less....
 

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« Reply #11 on: 25/12/2009 05:44:11 »
Ok, I got three of them?

:)
 

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« Reply #12 on: 02/01/2010 12:35:27 »
What's Fath er Xmas's favourite pizza?

Deep pan; crisp and even.
 

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« Reply #13 on: 02/01/2010 15:04:41 »
Why did you pull the crackers???

To see the Qwackers jokes
 

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« Reply #14 on: 05/01/2010 22:06:46 »
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snow balls
 

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« Reply #15 on: 06/01/2010 10:31:07 »
LOL..I love that one!
 

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« Reply #16 on: 06/01/2010 10:58:55 »
Why did you pull the crackers???

To see the Qwackers jokes

Don't get it? 

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