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YES! It has! A mathematics professor, after a long life of study, has formulated the first rough estimates of the mathematical key to understanding women. He is seeking graduate students to carry on the work after he is no longer able to use his chalk board. 

See the first of 27 slides describing women below!























« Last Edit: 29/04/2010 02:09:49 by JimBob »


 

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« Reply #1 on: 29/04/2010 03:37:15 »
WOW !!!
you got to be kidding.so, all those equations are meant to understand woman LOL.
better not to try he he he....

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« Reply #2 on: 29/04/2010 16:18:45 »
Actually, I am kidding.
 

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« Reply #3 on: 29/04/2010 16:59:41 »
Actually, I am kidding.
Mr.Jimbob so you think that I didn't know that you were kidding LOL(I knew it). Moreover,there is a meaning for it.it's true that Women can't be predicted by any probability equation or any equation through math or science equation.Take a good look over the BLACK board it's says something about Geometry but not womens.
You just picked out the picture and want to say as if it's very complex to understand girls.I agreed with you so I said "it's better not to try......"
 

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« Reply #4 on: 29/04/2010 19:09:13 »
I presume the other 26 slides are the complicated bit.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 29/04/2010 22:48:00 »






He must have had a very long piece of chalk to reach the top of that blackboard!
 
 

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« Reply #6 on: 29/04/2010 23:09:20 »

He must have had a very long piece of chalk to reach the top of that blackboard!
 

It's probably made of rubber.
 

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« Reply #7 on: 30/04/2010 02:00:06 »
Actually, the boards I have seen like this are hung like theater curtains.
 

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« Reply #8 on: 30/04/2010 04:16:00 »
If you guys ask me. A serious physicist would use it for a personal use.

"String theorists" might like it. well I love it. Just think how cool it might be having it in our study room or in our own Physics lab.


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« Reply #9 on: 30/04/2010 07:37:03 »
Actually, the boards I have seen like this are hung like theater curtains.

Exactly what boards were "hung like"?
 

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« Reply #10 on: 30/04/2010 12:25:13 »
naaaaa  women arnt that complicated,  they just pretend they are.

the board must be well hung it looks heavy
 

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« Reply #11 on: 30/04/2010 13:23:12 »
Obviously the men who installed the Chalk board have been trained in hanging things well - or perhaps they were endowed at birth with the knowledge? Hummm. Who knows?

Of course "well hung" is a guy thing. Women don't often play with erector sets. Or do they???
 

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« Reply #12 on: 01/05/2010 07:45:04 »
JUST DEPEND ON WHO'S ERECTOR SET YOUR TALKING ABOUT JIMBOB ? lol...
 

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« Reply #13 on: 01/05/2010 07:50:02 »
That board is probably set up to move up as needed.I imagine there is a large portion which is behind the lower wall and as the board is used the button or manual control moves the board up until that maximum height is reached. Presuming that which we see, is fully extended.
 

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« Reply #14 on: 01/05/2010 21:08:26 »
Actually, the boards I have seen like this are hung like theater curtains.
I knew a man that was hung like a donkey.

See women aren't complicated at all. They enjoy knob jokes just like men do.

 
That board is probably set up to move up as needed.I imagine there is a large portion which is behind the lower wall and as the board is used the button or manual control moves the board up until that maximum height is reached. Presuming that which we see, is fully extended.
Wow, viagra for blackboards!
 

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« Reply #15 on: 02/05/2010 04:07:24 »
Did you mean "knew" in the scientific or biblical sense?
 

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« Reply #16 on: 02/05/2010 19:52:25 »
Biblical twice over...amen!
 

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« Reply #17 on: 04/05/2010 06:54:13 »
This is great! I just emailed my mathematician-scholar son JimBob's opening post.....hmmmmm, on second thought, wonder if he'll ever speak to me again............ ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 04/05/2010 07:01:28 »

... says something about Geometry but not womens.


Isn't that spelled "wimmens"?

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« Reply #19 on: 04/05/2010 09:14:50 »
That's from the Coen brothers' A Serious Man, right?  Which reminds me of a story to show you how nerdy physicists can be.  I was finishing my thesis work when that movie came out and my adviser came in one day and asked me if I'd seen the movie (we were both big movie fans).  I hadn't yet, but he said that when I did, I should keep an eye out for a typo on that chalkboard.  Sure enough, I spotted it.  (In fairness, you can't see it in that image, but rather in a close-up.)  That's the kind of thing physicists watch for in these movies. 

 ::)

The weird part is that they first show a closeup with the wrong equation, then cut away, and when they cut back, the equation is fixed!  (It was a part of the derivation of the uncertainty principle if anyone was curious.)
 

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« Reply #20 on: 04/05/2010 15:48:15 »

That's the kind of thing physicists watch for in these movies. 

 ::)


I do the same thing, so can I get an Honorary Degree?
 

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« Reply #21 on: 04/05/2010 21:04:14 »
I think you two are now discussing the equation for extreme maleness.
 

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« Reply #22 on: 05/05/2010 10:11:02 »
I think you two are now discussing the equation for extreme maleness.

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« Reply #23 on: 09/05/2010 18:07:25 »
Where is the picture of boobs in that equation.
 

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« Reply #24 on: 11/05/2010 05:23:04 »
Brilliant, JP! <wild applause>

Make It Lady, will this suffice?:  (.)(.)   
 

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