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« on: 13/05/2010 15:50:10 »
My moggy "Mossy" went to the vets today and had a man's operation (if you know what I mean?) He has come back looking very sorry for himself. He was so proud of his plums! Has anyone got any suggestions of things that might cheer him up. Songs, poems, toys etc.
He is also going to be a Daddy in a weeks time and has the added responsibility of parenthood.

   


 

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« Reply #1 on: 13/05/2010 15:54:12 »
Has anyone got any suggestions of things that might cheer him up.

fake plums
« Last Edit: 13/05/2010 16:03:49 by RD »
 

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« Reply #2 on: 13/05/2010 16:42:47 »
I only have nectarines, will they do?
 

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« Reply #3 on: 13/05/2010 17:45:08 »
Good pharmaceuticals may be best. Poor fellah!
 

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« Reply #4 on: 13/05/2010 17:56:21 »
Get one of those little radio controlled cars and sew it into a mouse suit.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 13/05/2010 21:47:21 »
Buy him a sports car and some bling, you know, to compensate ;)

Seems to work well for most males.........

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« Reply #6 on: 14/05/2010 02:34:53 »
I've just thought of a better name than Neuticles for fake plums ... "Fauxnads" (rhymes with gonads).  :)
 

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« Reply #7 on: 14/05/2010 03:21:04 »
LOL...LOLI like that one too! LOL

Best wishes Mossy kitty..Just think Now when you Tom.. No on else  after this litter can claim you is their Daddy! LOL No evidence!LOL Besides You already done gone and done it didn't ya! LOL...
 

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« Reply #8 on: 14/05/2010 05:26:49 »
How about an ASCII/DOS playmate?

 = ^ . . ^ =
 

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« Reply #9 on: 14/05/2010 17:31:31 »
OMG!! ...and then she told the vet to cut them off?!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GToE3mdkBc
 

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« Reply #10 on: 14/05/2010 17:49:19 »
That cat on the youtube looks just like Mossy. I will show him the clip and see if it cheers him up.
He has been a lot more chirpy today. He is not doing much in the way of big leeps but he is acting like a big kitten.
The vet told me he is not allowed to lick his balls. I told the vet that if he tried to lick my cats nads I'd report him to the police.
 

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« Reply #11 on: 14/05/2010 17:50:32 »
RD, I've seen some fauxnads on QVC but I think it might of been a presenter.
 

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« Reply #12 on: 14/05/2010 18:03:42 »
That cat on the youtube looks just like Mossy. I will show him the clip and see if it cheers him up.


Image Source :)

After being denadded Mossy may not be interested.
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« Reply #13 on: 15/05/2010 18:04:57 »
POOR MOSSY!
 

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« Reply #14 on: 17/05/2010 22:12:22 »
yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away,
but someone took my nads away,
oh yesterday seems far away.

why they had to go
i dont know they wouldnt say,
some things wrong,
nuts have gone, now i long
for yesterday........
 

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« Reply #15 on: 17/05/2010 22:12:52 »
catastrophic
 

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« Reply #16 on: 18/05/2010 03:42:23 »
catastrophic

Should that not be "castratophic"?
 

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« Reply #17 on: 18/05/2010 04:32:53 »
Don't try to distract it with a wig, evidently (from the extended claws) they don't like them ...


http://www.kittywigs.com/wigs.html

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« Reply #18 on: 18/05/2010 08:13:05 »

http://www.kittywigs.com/wigs.html

Sheesh! I'm pretty sure the baloon would end with ".....and the white horse you rode in on."
 

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« Reply #19 on: 18/05/2010 14:53:51 »

catastrophic


Should that not be "castratophic"?


 ;D                   ;D                     ;D
 

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« Reply #20 on: 18/05/2010 19:22:00 »
Mossy is a lot more cheery now, thanks. Mia is also relieved that she is not being jumped on all the time.
 

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« Reply #21 on: 19/05/2010 22:35:55 »
should it be mamma Mia?
 

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« Reply #22 on: 20/05/2010 11:24:37 »
So it's basically, here's a bunch of rugrats and it's no more sex for you!

Welcome to modern life Mossy, now you know how human males feel ;D
 

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« Reply #23 on: 20/05/2010 20:45:45 »
My hubby is in tact. I'm kind to him.
 

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