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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #100 on: 18/06/2010 00:14:49 »


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #101 on: 18/06/2010 02:20:26 »
That is a mutant fruit flie.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #102 on: 18/06/2010 06:36:32 »
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Trouser flies like a zipper.
 

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« Reply #103 on: 18/06/2010 17:17:14 »

That fast???
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #104 on: 18/06/2010 20:06:25 »
Will my TV reception improve if my Aunt Anna is mounted on the roof?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #105 on: 18/06/2010 22:25:51 »
Your aunt might appreciate being mounted anywhere.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #106 on: 19/06/2010 02:19:29 »

                        


You know the saying, "mountees always get their man"!

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« Reply #107 on: 19/06/2010 02:40:31 »
That's right! The RCMP now have female officers as well - forgot about that completely. But mounting buffaloes???? Well, if it is part of the GREAT SEAL OF THE RCMP who am I to cast dispersions on the way they ride?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #108 on: 19/06/2010 03:20:46 »
 
                    


Geezer, I respectfully think that Aunt Anna should signal her true intent.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #109 on: 19/06/2010 04:20:35 »

buffaloes????


Are you sure? Looks a bit sheepish to me.
 

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« Reply #110 on: 19/06/2010 04:31:38 »


That's right! The RCMP now have female officers as well - forgot about that completely. But mounting buffaloes???? Well, if it is part of the GREAT SEAL OF THE RCMP who am I to cast dispersions on the way they ride?


                          
             BB, shown mounted on a horse


Perhaps we could introduce your Aunt Anna to Buffalo Bill?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #111 on: 19/06/2010 04:40:08 »

Perhaps we could introduce your Aunt Anna to Buffalo Bill?


Perhaps, but I'm not sure what kind of reception he'd get.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #112 on: 19/06/2010 04:55:07 »

Oh, that's easy, as long as he gets to hold on to her cute little rabbit ears.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #113 on: 19/06/2010 05:17:38 »

Oh, that's easy, as long as he gets to hold on to her cute little rabbit ears.

To paraphrase Many Barrowloads, "Could it be FM?"
 

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« Reply #114 on: 19/06/2010 05:43:35 »

             
          ultra-modern high-tech digital radio



Radio has taught us a grim lesson: Life is FMeral, with everyone just walking about AMlessly, waiting to dial.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #115 on: 19/06/2010 19:45:33 »


buffaloes????


Are you sure? Looks a bit sheepish to me.


         

In that case I would play it safe.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #116 on: 19/06/2010 20:46:14 »
Sometimes its funner to be a little RAM-bunctious then to be as gentle as a Lamb!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #117 on: 19/06/2010 23:53:26 »



Karen... ;D
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #118 on: 20/06/2010 00:00:02 »



Karen... ;D
Well you told me to join in and well..uh I can't help it if my mind was in the gutter after your post! :-)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #119 on: 20/06/2010 01:28:18 »
after, during and WELL before his post.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #120 on: 20/06/2010 02:30:04 »


Karen... ;D


Well you told me to join in and well..uh I can't help it if my mind was in the gutter after your post! :-)


No, Karen I don't mind at all - not one bit. I was laughing with you because you won a prize (the shirt)! Now let's see if JimBob and Geezer get tricked into giving away their mindset by "getting" the hot dog pic!

   

                        
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #121 on: 20/06/2010 04:11:03 »


[her mind's-in-the-gutter] after, during and WELL before his post.


future tents, too?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #122 on: 20/06/2010 04:44:53 »
What can I say?   [:I];D
 

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« Reply #123 on: 20/06/2010 16:59:42 »
I just LOVE to have my hot dog catered to ...  but I find ketchup not sticky enough. Chocolate syrup takes much longer to lick off.

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #124 on: 20/06/2010 19:24:39 »
Tastes better too!
 

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