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« Reply #1000 on: 20/12/2010 06:17:07 »

Here at my estate on Monteverdi I attempted a Liszt of classical composers but had to go Bach because I couldn't get a Handel on it.


Don,

Pay no attention. My colleague means no harm. He's obviously slightly Brahms'd.


Well, colleague Geezer, if you were Chopin onions all day like me, you'd be crying, too!!

(boo hoo)
 

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« Reply #1001 on: 20/12/2010 06:28:26 »
if you were Chopin onions all day like me, you'd be crying, too!!

We'll probably be able to Mendelthatssohn, so don't worry about it.
 

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« Reply #1002 on: 20/12/2010 06:41:55 »

Well something's gotta give, or I'll go baroque. Period!
 

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« Reply #1003 on: 20/12/2010 06:46:45 »

Well something's gotta give, or I'll go baroque. Period!

Surely you mean Bismarck?
 

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« Reply #1004 on: 20/12/2010 13:19:40 »
Are you some sort of a hood?

I need to find something to stops yarn horseing around.
 

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« Reply #1005 on: 20/12/2010 19:12:55 »
Are you some sort of a hood?

I need to find something to stops yarn horseing around.

I was not horseing around. It was Demo hoodunnit sir!
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« Reply #1006 on: 20/12/2010 23:15:54 »

Well something's gotta give, or I'll go baroque. Period!


Surely you mean Bismarck?


Geezer, why do you accuse me of sinking to such depraved depths? This thread has indeed hit upon some treacherous waters.
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« Reply #1007 on: 20/12/2010 23:25:21 »
Are you some sort of a hood?

I need to find something to stops yarn horseing around.


I was not horseing around. It was Demo hoodunnit sir!


OK, you guys want a Whodunit??? Well, you asked for it! No mercy!!  ;D

The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.
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« Reply #1008 on: 21/12/2010 09:47:43 »
The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.

Hahahahaha, oh dear! That's a gas!
 

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« Reply #1009 on: 21/12/2010 14:36:54 »
What might have been the first ever pun?

Could it have been when a litterbug caveman spoilt the view of a meadow by discarding his old worn out boots there?

"Ugg lea".
 

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« Reply #1010 on: 21/12/2010 14:40:51 »
Geezer, why do you accuse me of sinking to such depraved depths? This thread has indeed hit upon some treacherous waters.


Mr Justice Soxon

Mr Demografx, You stand here accused of depth charges.
 

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« Reply #1011 on: 21/12/2010 19:23:25 »
To both you guys:        (and everyone here contributing to my mirth day...

 ;D    ;D    ;D    ;D    ;D


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« Reply #1012 on: 22/12/2010 05:45:13 »

Geezer, why do you accuse me of sinking to such depraved depths? This thread has indeed hit upon some treacherous waters.


Mr Justice Soxon

Mr Demografx, You stand here accused of depth charges.




The Honorable Mr Justice Soxon relaxing between Sessions

(Judiciously, the socks match).
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« Reply #1013 on: 22/12/2010 05:49:30 »

The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.


Hahahahaha, oh dear! That's a gas!


Everyone's fuming over the high cost of gas.
 

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« Reply #1014 on: 22/12/2010 08:58:00 »
I phoned British Gas and had a blazing row with them over their prices. They told me there is another price rise in the pipeline.
 

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« Reply #1015 on: 23/12/2010 03:10:57 »


Similar to tire prices, Don. Due to inflation.
 

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« Reply #1016 on: 23/12/2010 03:15:09 »
Dion, I bet that made you flaming mad. And I am sure the inflation just made you hotter.
 

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« Reply #1017 on: 23/12/2010 07:08:18 »
Take it easy JimBob. We don't want Don to get all irrigated.
 

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« Reply #1018 on: 23/12/2010 08:17:35 »
Water you suggesting?
 

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« Reply #1019 on: 23/12/2010 17:14:18 »

Dion, I bet that...





JimBob, Dion is a Forum member? The Belmonts, too?
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« Reply #1020 on: 23/12/2010 17:16:34 »

Water you suggesting?


Water you waiting for? Just jump in.
 

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« Reply #1021 on: 23/12/2010 17:37:47 »

Take it easy JimBob. We don't want Don to get all irrigated.


I have no drought about that.
 

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« Reply #1022 on: 24/12/2010 01:01:39 »

Similar to tire prices, Don. Due to inflation.


Dion, I bet that made you flaming mad. And I am sure the inflation just made you hotter.


Not with tires. Only with Viagra.
 

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« Reply #1024 on: 26/12/2010 03:24:03 »




The Alpha (first) bet lost - came up snake eyes  while playing craps.
 

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