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« Reply #1025 on: 26/12/2010 22:47:15 »



The Alpha (first) bet lost - came up snake eyes  while playing craps.


I wanted to gamble, but my wife said, "No Dice".
 

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« Reply #1026 on: 27/12/2010 19:52:27 »

You are giving up gambling?

Can I bet that you are not..........



Sean, how can you say that? You don't have the Vegas idea of my intentions!
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« Reply #1027 on: 27/12/2010 19:59:37 »
I went camping with my husband and got no rumpy pumpy, just a lot of in tent shuns.
 

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« Reply #1028 on: 27/12/2010 20:03:22 »

I went camping with my husband and got no rumpy pumpy, just a lot of in tent shuns.


Reminds me of the fire at the circus. Did you hear about it? It was in tents!
 

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« Reply #1029 on: 28/12/2010 06:30:27 »
Speaking of a fire at the circus, did they manage to keep the fire under wraps?
 

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« Reply #1030 on: 28/12/2010 07:22:35 »

Nah, the circus manager tried real hard, but it's all unfair so he's always getting a bum wrap.
 

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« Reply #1031 on: 28/12/2010 14:20:33 »

I went camping with my husband and got no rumpy pumpy, just a lot of in tent shuns.


Make It Lady, I'm sure one of us would gladly step up to the challenge and...er...fill in...what dereliction of husbandly duty!

Then afterwards, we could all celebrate and have a rump roast dinner. Nothing butt!
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« Reply #1032 on: 28/12/2010 17:19:25 »
Aside from the Demon Demo doing his darnedest to delete my delectable dissertation, I can definitely say that dinner and a delightful night are definitely a desire at the present time, a thing that would be desirable is a cool night, as it is moderately warm here, decidedly dripping with humidity, and a darn sight sticky, without any of the delectable desirable doings that normally describe the delights that precede the sticky delight, just a hot muggy day here.

A rump roast dinner is not on the cards, more like a roast rear of an unfortunate reptilian descendant, rather the worse after losing the ability to fly, and even more so after losing the ability to cluck rather recently as well.

 

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« Reply #1033 on: 28/12/2010 18:04:43 »

Sean, Poetry In Motion!!!
 

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« Reply #1034 on: 28/12/2010 19:09:48 »
Praise indeed from the master of cunning linguistics!

 

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« Reply #1035 on: 28/12/2010 19:24:12 »
Praise indeed from the master of cunning linguistics!



Did you know he's also a master magician? He loves cunning stunts.
 

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« Reply #1036 on: 28/12/2010 20:09:35 »
I know, it is his mastery with his wand that amazes me, it is amazing just how well the orchestra plays when he waves that little stick at them, sheer musical enjoyment.
 

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« Reply #1037 on: 28/12/2010 20:44:24 »

Praise indeed from the master of cunning linguistics!


 :o   :o    :o   :o   :o   :o
 

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« Reply #1038 on: 29/12/2010 03:04:15 »

Did you know he's also a master magician?


Yes! People have even watched in awe as he walks down the street and turns into a drugstore!!

 

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« Reply #1039 on: 29/12/2010 16:25:04 »
You turned into a shop, would it be the transformation that amazes them, or the variety and potency of the supplies on the shelves?

 

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« Reply #1040 on: 29/12/2010 20:34:32 »

My magic has a short shelf life.
 

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« Reply #1041 on: 29/12/2010 23:04:39 »

He loves cunning stunts.


I actually prefer publicity stunts.
 

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« Reply #1042 on: 29/12/2010 23:42:33 »

...a darn sight sticky...

...delights that precede the sticky delight...




...when he waves that little stick...


Hmm. A predilection for "stick"??

Oh well. I've tried numerous times to apply myself, but nothing seems to stick.

 

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« Reply #1043 on: 30/12/2010 06:22:00 »
It is in the usage of the stick, not just the application therof to the object in question.........

 

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« Reply #1044 on: 30/12/2010 17:26:31 »
If you are RC, would you use a rhythm stick?
 

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« Reply #1045 on: 30/12/2010 19:13:08 »

It is in the usage of the stick, not just the application therof to the object in question.........


I guess that means if you have sticky buns you shouldn't put pants on.


                                                    
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« Reply #1046 on: 30/12/2010 19:14:19 »

If you are RC, would you use a rhythm stick?


Ha. That reminds me of the dyslexic cop who was arrested for stopping drunk drivers and issuing them all IUD's.

 

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« Reply #1048 on: 31/12/2010 23:21:51 »
You should see the snow around here. Looks like the fake stuff you see in movies. We certainly got a good flocking.
 

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« Reply #1049 on: 01/01/2011 01:39:13 »

Geezer, I was thinking of seeing the movie, Little Flockers, but 'rotten tomatoes' gave it only a 10% rating!
 

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