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« Reply #1050 on: 01/01/2011 21:19:28 »

We certainly got a good flocking.


A flock of doves decided to stage a coo.
 

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« Reply #1051 on: 04/01/2011 14:42:02 »
I think the ring leader's name was coobler kahn.
 

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« Reply #1052 on: 04/01/2011 14:50:16 »
A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!
 

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« Reply #1053 on: 04/01/2011 15:56:04 »
Oh dear, you shouldn't have said that. you have invited a cornucopia of farming puns to be ploughed up by the combined harvesters of puns on this forum.
 

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« Reply #1054 on: 04/01/2011 18:05:47 »
Wheat else do you suggest?
 

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« Reply #1055 on: 04/01/2011 22:36:47 »
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dung can...

Duncan who?

Dung can make the grass grow.
 

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« Reply #1056 on: 05/01/2011 03:01:09 »
What do you call a farmer with a spade in his head?

Doug!
 

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« Reply #1057 on: 05/01/2011 04:49:35 »

Did you know he's also a master magician?


Yes! People have even watched in awe as he walks down the street and turns into a drugstore!!


A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!


Similar strokes for similar folks?
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« Reply #1058 on: 05/01/2011 04:55:06 »
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dung can...

Duncan who?

Dung can make the grass grow.


Really? No sh - - !!
 

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« Reply #1059 on: 05/01/2011 05:04:36 »

We certainly got a good flocking.


A flock of doves decided to stage a coo.


I think the ring leader's name was coobler kahn.


Not sam t. cooleridge???
 

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« Reply #1060 on: 05/01/2011 05:30:34 »
A flock of crows flew over the farm yesterday... it was murder!
 

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« Reply #1061 on: 05/01/2011 05:30:58 »

Oh dear, you shouldn't have said that. you have invited a cornucopia of farming puns to be ploughed up by the combined harvesters of puns on this forum.


I think this one deserves a prize:



Sorry, Don, I couldn't find one in your gender...
 

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« Reply #1062 on: 05/01/2011 05:34:26 »
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dung can...

Duncan who?

Dung can make the grass grow.


Really? No sh - - !!

No. Quite a lot really.
 

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« Reply #1063 on: 05/01/2011 09:02:03 »


They don't look like corns to me. Is something afoot here?
 

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« Reply #1064 on: 05/01/2011 15:37:43 »
Defeat stared us in the face, so did de toes and de ankles.
 

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« Reply #1065 on: 05/01/2011 16:41:15 »
Well, we were under a tack at the time.
 

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« Reply #1066 on: 05/01/2011 16:56:07 »
I would go so far as to say we were well and truly screwed. But we turned the tables and gave them a good hammering.
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« Reply #1067 on: 05/01/2011 17:48:06 »
Pretty much a nailated I'd call it. Just as well we were able to get three-and-fourpence.
 

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« Reply #1068 on: 05/01/2011 21:14:50 »


They don't look like corns to me. Is something afoot here?


Aw, shucks, Don, it was my Consultant's fault, below, Princess Husk!


 

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« Reply #1069 on: 05/01/2011 21:33:14 »
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dung can...

Duncan who?

Dung can make the grass grow.


Really? No sh - - !!

No. Quite a lot really.


Whew! For a sec there, I thought you were feeding me a buncha crap...
 

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« Reply #1070 on: 05/01/2011 21:42:42 »
I would go so far as to say we were well and truly screwed. But we turned the tables and gave them a good hammering.

It's just as well Brad brought all those staples with him, or we might have starved to death. Just as well too, cause some of the men were going a bit nuts and getting ready to bolt.
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« Reply #1071 on: 05/01/2011 22:01:32 »


Seems like Brad nailed it, even though he didn't bring a hammer.
 

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« Reply #1072 on: 06/01/2011 10:29:54 »
Brad? I'd pitt my wits against him any time. It would be plane sailing. I shall file my report for all to saw ---- Oops, wrong tense, I mean 'see'.

 

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« Reply #1073 on: 07/01/2011 01:43:49 »

Don't be too harsh, I heard from the buzz that he's a sensitive gay blade.  And don't chisel him out of his due respect. There's room for many of us to grind out our unique contribution. Weld, I have to go now.
 

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« Reply #1074 on: 07/01/2011 02:20:31 »
Weld there's no need to be so brazing about it. I suppose we'll just have to solder on without you.
 

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