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« Reply #1075 on: 07/01/2011 07:27:25 »

Weld there's no need to be so brazing about it. I suppose we'll just have to solder on without you.


OK, then solder on if you must. As long as you're not gunning for me. We can always iron things out later!
 

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« Reply #1076 on: 07/01/2011 11:25:36 »
There goes Demo, showing his metal. Could he be a retired copper? I don't know what lead me to say that.

Oooo, Owch, my plumbago is playing up.
 

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« Reply #1077 on: 07/01/2011 15:22:03 »
OK, then solder on if you must.

We shall. And we will ensure that the metal gets fluxed.
 

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« Reply #1078 on: 07/01/2011 17:27:22 »

This whole thread is in a state of flux. Hasta lumbago, guys, I'm going to the coppers' retirement ball. Hm, Don is so perceptive I wonder how he knew I was a copper, I'm usually so off-beat.
 

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« Reply #1079 on: 07/01/2011 18:04:25 »
Just what planished are you living on?
 

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« Reply #1080 on: 07/01/2011 18:10:12 »
I wouldn't say I was exactly planished, but I am getting slightly peckish.
 

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« Reply #1081 on: 07/01/2011 19:17:01 »
Peckish, like Gregory or like Silky?
 

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« Reply #1082 on: 07/01/2011 20:13:21 »


Just what planished are you living on?


This chat is making me phamished, gotta eat sump'n now.
« Last Edit: 07/01/2011 21:58:58 by demografx »
 

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« Reply #1083 on: 07/01/2011 21:55:19 »

I wouldn't say I was exactly planished, but I am getting slightly peckish.


Not to worry, Geezer, we have no pecking order here.
 

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« Reply #1084 on: 08/01/2011 12:24:11 »
But you could end up with a hefty bill.

If you refuse to pay, you will find yourself up in front of the beak.
 

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« Reply #1085 on: 08/01/2011 21:57:51 »

Well, I'm standing my ground, so I will just bea kourageous!
 

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« Reply #1086 on: 09/01/2011 05:55:40 »
Like my mum used to say, "If you can't be good, bea kareful."

So there, beak!
« Last Edit: 09/01/2011 06:05:10 by Geezer »
 

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« Reply #1087 on: 09/01/2011 10:42:26 »
And if you can't be careful , make sure you don't do it where there are non witless witnesses.
 

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« Reply #1088 on: 10/01/2011 00:25:20 »

It paste to be careful with glue.
 

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« Reply #1089 on: 10/01/2011 07:00:13 »
Q: Why do they call him Charles Atlas?

A: Because 'e never wears an 'at.
 

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« Reply #1090 on: 10/01/2011 10:07:53 »
You bowlered me over with that, I just can't topper it.
 

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« Reply #1091 on: 10/01/2011 20:28:37 »
Q: Why do they call him Charles Atlas?

A: Because 'e never wears an 'at.

For the above pun, Geezer gets the Charles Atlas Demografx Award!




(Geezer will receive this recent picture of me - autographed! )

Framed, too!
« Last Edit: 11/01/2011 01:45:33 by demografx »
 

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« Reply #1092 on: 10/01/2011 21:44:29 »


Q: Why do they call him Charles Atlas?

A: Because 'e never wears an 'at.


You bowlered me over with that, I just can't topper it.


Hmm. Ya know, you two bowlers bear a striking resemblance!

 

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« Reply #1093 on: 10/01/2011 22:29:13 »




Can you turn around? I think it looks more like Gregory's pecks.

« Last Edit: 10/01/2011 22:30:53 by Geezer »
 

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« Reply #1094 on: 10/01/2011 23:40:54 »




Can you turn around? I think it looks more like Gregory's pecks.


Harrrumph, ok, Geezer, but your request is absolutely infuriating, let me tell ya!!


« Last Edit: 10/01/2011 23:51:37 by demografx »
 

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« Reply #1095 on: 13/01/2011 12:42:37 »
So, you think you can post a picture of me here with impunity eh!
 

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« Reply #1096 on: 13/01/2011 18:40:04 »


So, you think you can post a picture of me here with impunity eh!


Uh-oh! Why do I feel that my picture-posting will now lead to my punishment??? (I hope I won't get punched out!!)
 

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« Reply #1097 on: 15/01/2011 16:01:08 »
After much puntification, the court has ruled that you be immersed in a stagnant fishpund, whereupon your odour will become extremely pungent.
 

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« Reply #1098 on: 15/01/2011 16:48:48 »

I accept said punishment deservedly and will not be punacious or repunant in any manner.
 

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« Reply #1099 on: 15/01/2011 21:12:27 »
Will you punctilious punters please pole your punt punctually to the place for puny punks?
« Last Edit: 15/01/2011 22:37:06 by Geezer »
 

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