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« Reply #1125 on: 22/01/2011 06:29:02 »

Did you know the UK has the eh, eh, while the US has the eh, eh, eh, eh?


hee hee
 

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« Reply #1126 on: 22/01/2011 13:14:18 »

Did you know the UK has the eh, eh, while the US has the eh, eh, eh, eh?


hee hee

No, eh eh, are you dyslek dislecks dissleksyc Oh bugger it!
 

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« Reply #1127 on: 22/01/2011 18:11:50 »

Have you heard The Dyslexics Battle Cry?
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"Dyslexics Untie!!"
 

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« Reply #1128 on: 22/01/2011 18:50:34 »
They always fly on Untidy Airlines too.
 

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« Reply #1129 on: 22/01/2011 21:04:20 »

They always fly on Untidy Airlines too.


Still better than GWA (Geezer World Airways)...(flight attendant required training as exemplified below)



No doubt they're all on their way to Tahiti...(island owned by Geezer & Co.)
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« Reply #1130 on: 24/01/2011 05:32:20 »

Take heart. Valentine's Day is coming soon.
 

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« Reply #1131 on: 24/01/2011 12:10:57 »

Take heart. Valentine's Day is coming soon.

I suppose ay orta know that.
 

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« Reply #1132 on: 25/01/2011 04:29:15 »
That's bloody pumping it!
 

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« Reply #1133 on: 25/01/2011 04:34:07 »
That's bloody pumping it!

Most appropriate for the St Valentine's Day (massacre).
 

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« Reply #1134 on: 25/01/2011 08:55:28 »
I always get a stack of bloody cards on Valentines day, no really, I'm not just being vein.
 

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« Reply #1135 on: 25/01/2011 09:05:41 »
I always get a stack of bloody cards on Valentines day, no really, I'm not just being vein.

Its true, I tell you, I am so handsome I am know locally as Papillon. When I was younger I was known as caterpillary.
 

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« Reply #1136 on: 25/01/2011 17:29:54 »
Its true, I tell you, I am so handsome I am know locally as Papillon. When I was younger I was known as caterpillary.

I didn't think you were that vein. Artery, I thought you were quite modest.
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« Reply #1137 on: 25/01/2011 23:06:29 »
I wish I could've bypassed my surgery last year. Five different ways! But at least they were open about it. And they rushed me to politely and diplomatically, er, ignored me when I said, "Have a heart! Where's the emergency???"

People need to make more room for differences of opinion.
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« Reply #1138 on: 26/01/2011 06:25:52 »
I always get a stack of bloody cards on Valentines day, no really, I'm not just being vein.

Perhaps people thought they were sending cards to Don_1 DeMarco.
 

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« Reply #1139 on: 26/01/2011 10:05:44 »
You may have hit de marc on target there!
 

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« Reply #1140 on: 26/01/2011 10:10:26 »
There's a murmur going around you had heart problems in the past Demo. I hope you'll be OK in the suture.
 

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« Reply #1141 on: 26/01/2011 10:20:25 »
Its true, I tell you, I am so handsome I am know locally as Papillon. When I was younger I was known as caterpillary.

I didn't think you were that vein. Artery, I thought you were quite modest.

Have you been hacking in to my e-cards? (Card e hack).
 

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« Reply #1142 on: 26/01/2011 16:58:53 »

Card e hack??? Why,  <sputter>  that's illegal!! It could lead to an arrest!!
 

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« Reply #1143 on: 26/01/2011 17:00:59 »
Arrest???? Yes, actually I could do with a rest.
 

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« Reply #1144 on: 26/01/2011 17:03:40 »

There's a murmur going around you had heart problems in the past Demo. I hope you'll be OK in the suture.


Thanks, Don! These days it's no more than heartburn for me!
 

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« Reply #1145 on: 26/01/2011 17:05:52 »

Arrest???? Yes, actually I could do with a rest.


And a rest is history.
 

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« Reply #1146 on: 26/01/2011 17:08:02 »
Oooo, I do like his story at bed time.
 

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« Reply #1147 on: 26/01/2011 20:43:15 »
Arrest???? Yes, actually I could do with a rest.

NO! Irish stew in the name of the law.
 

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« Reply #1148 on: 26/01/2011 21:19:26 »

But I thought you were Scottish!
 

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« Reply #1149 on: 27/01/2011 01:45:06 »
OK. 

Haggis in the name of the law.

(hmmm???)
 

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