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« Reply #1225 on: 24/02/2011 07:51:53 »
How do you know he's not a centaur then?

Because he ain't half hoarse.
 

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« Reply #1226 on: 24/02/2011 11:38:47 »
Are we to be saddled with a herd of equine puns?

I must be off now, I have a bit of work to do, but first I'm going to have some toast with maple stirrup which I shall ram down my gullet. Hope it doesn't give me the trots!!! The last thing I need is to be constantly going for a pony! I'm looking forward to some unbridled passion tonight.

I do hope it doesn't rein while I'm about my business.
 

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« Reply #1227 on: 25/02/2011 00:21:51 »

I'm hearse, too, I hope it's not a colt.


If you're manely horse it's a cinch to trot over to the centaur of town and get some colt medication, unless you want to just ride it out.  If you have hayfever you might wish for rein.


Donnah isn't horsing around here, she's serious! Don, Geezer, and Sean are too, but they've just been hogging horsing too many awards, so this one's for Donnah!



Besides, no one is superior here. We're all equus.
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Two posts in a row? Isn't that gelding the lily a bit?
 

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« Reply #1229 on: 25/02/2011 05:02:34 »
Oi! Where's me post?
 

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« Reply #1230 on: 25/02/2011 10:01:00 »
Well there's a turn up, Geezer. Looks like Demo has been postnapping. Has he sent you a ransom note?

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« Reply #1231 on: 25/02/2011 10:30:18 »
Yep, no doubt about it, you have to hand it to Donnah, she's the main man (well, woman actually).

But I see Demo hoof only given her a bronze award. Hi ho! Silver should have been awarded.

Fetch locks to secure said award until the ceremony. I shall look after the key..... Yup, it will be a Don Key. I shall also arrange the seating so we can all sit our asses down while the town mare presents the award.

I was going to put a piece of ribbon around the award, but can't find my scissors, I cantear some off if that would be OK.
 

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« Reply #1232 on: 25/02/2011 18:23:34 »


Look! There's Don, bringing Donnah's award to her! Thanks, Don!
 

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« Reply #1233 on: 25/02/2011 18:45:01 »
Thanks Keemosabies!

The bronze looks manely like my hair.  Silver's mouth is open (appropriate).  I'd like to pack a 6 shooter like my great-grampa (Tom Sawyer) used to.  The mask could hide some of the wrinkles I've earned in my golden years.

Hi ho Silver, I'm going away!
 

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« Reply #1234 on: 26/02/2011 00:28:54 »
Fetch locks to secure said award until the ceremony. I shall look after the key..... Yup, it will be a Don Key. I shall also arrange the seating so we can all sit our asses down while the town mare presents the award.

Is Demo giving out the award in Sam Pam's Disco? Has he arranged to have the award presented by the Bay Mayor?
 

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« Reply #1235 on: 26/02/2011 01:54:09 »
Geezer, Don is key, so he's been assigned the task of awarding Donnah.

The mare of Sam Pam's Disco will be kept at bay.
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« Reply #1236 on: 27/02/2011 06:02:05 »
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Is Demo giving out the award in Sam Pam's Disco? Has he arranged to have the award presented by the Bay Mayor?

Well I've herd that the old Bay Mayor, she ain't what she used to be.  Seems she bridles when saddled with too much horsing around.  I realize that's a blanket  statement, but I've got to race, so at the post, I'm off.
 

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« Reply #1237 on: 27/02/2011 21:59:35 »
Trotting off again, Donnah, such a busy life keeps you racing I bet! But don't rush around too much, and be thorough about the bred you eat. And too much racing around can lead to leg cramps, like a charley horse.
 

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« Reply #1238 on: 01/03/2011 02:53:33 »

Do undertakers have to go to a lot of rehearsals?


Everyone got plastered for the Beethoven rehearsal. It was the bottom of the Ninth, chorus tight, basses loaded.
 

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« Reply #1239 on: 01/03/2011 03:41:13 »
What bar did they start at?
 

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« Reply #1240 on: 01/03/2011 06:46:02 »
It was in Alaska. A polar bar.
 

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« Reply #1241 on: 01/03/2011 11:05:04 »
Not the Alaskan Polar Bar! That's a real grizzly place. They only sell brown ale, you can't even get a Coca Koala there!
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« Reply #1242 on: 01/03/2011 16:47:13 »
Neigh, Neigh, Don, bear with me for just a moment!

The Alaskan Polar Bar has changed. So please get your bearings.

I know what you're thinking: If you saw a bear foot in the woods it would give you paws for concern.

Think instead of the old saw, "If you can't bear the heat, then get the hell out of the kitchen!"
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« Reply #1243 on: 01/03/2011 17:27:45 »
Oh sbare me the old proverbs please.

Last I herd the place was still so rough you have to sign a disclaimer claws before they'll let you in.

I commented on the originality of sawdust on the floor. "Sawdust! Sawdust?" said the bareman* "That's not sawdust, that's last night's furniture!" The mob then pelted me strawbearies.

*He was in the nude and apparantly suffers from bipolar dissorder.
 

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« Reply #1244 on: 01/03/2011 18:15:05 »
Oh yes, you're right. I do remember Teddy, the Alaskan Polar Bar bareman. He could barely keep his clothes on, but by all accounts a beary nice guy!
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« Reply #1245 on: 02/03/2011 04:03:18 »
Speaking of clothing, has anyone ever had a Clothes Encounter?
 

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« Reply #1246 on: 02/03/2011 06:16:53 »
Only once. It was in the Bearing Sea, off Alaska.
 

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« Reply #1247 on: 02/03/2011 07:18:28 »
That's near the Russian Bear!

 

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« Reply #1248 on: 02/03/2011 11:36:33 »
I hear tell that was suppossed to be close to where the next asstroid should come down bearing that all the bear facts have been calculated to the most precise asspects of trajectory...
 

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« Reply #1249 on: 02/03/2011 15:01:51 »
Karen, that was bearilliant reporting, thank you!!



NewsFlash! Karen gets Reporter Award  for being at an ice cream store getting the scoop.
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