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« Reply #1325 on: 23/03/2011 03:43:03 »

Hey, Canadian daveman, if we smoosh (another female technical term) your nationality and your name into one word it would be Caveman.  What are you doing in Chile, spelunking?  And is it warm in Chile?


I got an A+ in Spelunking (and Granmar!), but in my college daze I done even bretter, masturing awl kindsa sdubjects!
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« Reply #1326 on: 23/03/2011 06:09:59 »

With lines like that you might get hung out to dry. Especially after WASH week.


NOW I understand what they mean about the wash and dry cycle.

And without a spin put on it!
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« Reply #1327 on: 23/03/2011 12:30:54 »
Donnah, I hope you saw my message!

Then it would look like this:

Donnah I hope .y.,
                   ,.o.u saw my message
 

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« Reply #1328 on: 23/03/2011 14:02:55 »
As for AAM, in Canada we say "I AAM CANADIAN" eh.  At least in the beer ads we do. Which brings me to another point.  In beer ads why do they show so many boobs?  They're selling beer, not milk.
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« Reply #1329 on: 23/03/2011 14:32:10 »
I guess it makes us thirsty eh!
 

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« Reply #1330 on: 23/03/2011 15:19:36 »
The name of the link says it all. Watch if you dare!

http://wn.com/Women_Crushes_Beer_Cans_With_Boob
 

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« Reply #1331 on: 23/03/2011 16:26:31 »
The name of the link says it all. Watch if you dare!

http://wn.com/Women_Crushes_Beer_Cans_With_Boob


No, no, I didn't go there, not at all.... but somehow I'm not thirsty anymore!
 

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« Reply #1332 on: 23/03/2011 16:34:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D
 

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« Reply #1333 on: 23/03/2011 18:34:49 »
Why is it that the feet smell and the nose runs?
 

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« Reply #1334 on: 23/03/2011 18:41:59 »
It said today in the newspaper that the two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged!
 

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« Reply #1335 on: 23/03/2011 18:45:03 »
When my wife complained that the coffee tasted like mud I had to tell her

"Well what do you expect! It was ground just a few minutes ago!"
 

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« Reply #1336 on: 23/03/2011 18:50:52 »
What can be done with these words?

Vial, glasses, ash, cloak?
 

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« Reply #1337 on: 23/03/2011 19:19:24 »
Let's seee..

Please don't put the cloak bottles in the ash can, when the glasses wet it makes a vial smell!
 

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« Reply #1338 on: 23/03/2011 19:56:43 »

It said today in the newspaper that the two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged!


I demand partial attribution, Dave!


The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.

 

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« Reply #1339 on: 23/03/2011 20:02:13 »

As for AAM, in Canada we say "I AAM CANADIAN" eh.  At least in the beer ads we do. Which brings me to another point.  In beer ads why do they show so many boobs?  They're selling beer, not milk.


Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.

 

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« Reply #1340 on: 23/03/2011 20:04:24 »

It said today in the newspaper that the two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged!


I demand partial attribution, Dave!


The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.



So the current laws don't apply to electrical spies?
 

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« Reply #1341 on: 23/03/2011 20:06:43 »

As for AAM, in Canada we say "I AAM CANADIAN" eh.  At least in the beer ads we do. Which brings me to another point.  In beer ads why do they show so many boobs?  They're selling beer, not milk.


Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.



So they can crush cans without being boobs!
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« Reply #1342 on: 24/03/2011 04:26:58 »
Yikes, makes my back ache just to look at that woman's boobs.  She couldn't ride, she'd beat the poor horse to death.
 

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« Reply #1343 on: 24/03/2011 13:00:52 »
Big breasted woman beats horse to death

"He wouldn't let me ride him", she says!
 

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« Reply #1344 on: 24/03/2011 17:38:51 »
Another headline mght read:

Lone woman rides two abreast!
 

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« Reply #1345 on: 24/03/2011 23:35:50 »

Yikes, makes my back ache just to look at that woman's boobs.  She couldn't ride, she'd beat the poor horse to death.


Neigh! I have no more equestrian to give, Donnah!
 

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« Reply #1346 on: 25/03/2011 02:09:30 »
It's Harry Houdini's birthday, there's no escaping it!
 

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« Reply #1347 on: 25/03/2011 04:08:46 »
Well I don't want to get roped into it.
 

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« Reply #1348 on: 25/03/2011 04:55:02 »
Why not? You could teach me all about the rodeo!
 

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« Reply #1349 on: 25/03/2011 12:40:59 »
Don't tell me Donnah's from Calgary (biggest stampede in the world!)... my home town!

Hey, imagine our poor chesty on a brahama!!
 

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