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« Reply #1350 on: 25/03/2011 19:26:27 »
Did not click on the video, but have memories of a stripper called "Fat Annie" who used to work at a club called Airport. I did see her knock out a guy using only what nature gave her, and not her hands or feet. She took him off the stage with one blow, and he landed on the floor dazed for a few minutes. Those were a set of lethal weapons there, under a vest for sure until she started.
 

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« Reply #1351 on: 25/03/2011 20:16:03 »
I bet she was a knockout! And the guy seems like a real boob for starting in with her. There. Whew. Glad I got that off my chest...it's always breast to be cautious when you don't know someone, some people want revenge, they're not satisfied with just tit for tat.
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« Reply #1352 on: 26/03/2011 07:36:21 »
Don't tell me Donnah's from Calgary (biggest stampede in the world!)... my home town!

Hey, imagine our poor chesty on a brahama!!

Yep, I'm from Calgary (though I don't live there anymore) and I used to work as a cowgirl.  So the Stampede City is your hometown too.  Hmmmmm, you actually sound like a friend of mine, your language patterns are similar.  Do you work in IT and does your wife's name start with E?
 

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« Reply #1353 on: 26/03/2011 16:52:08 »
Nope, not me.... but he must be a pretty cool guy! Living up there in the North that is!

 

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« Reply #1354 on: 26/03/2011 23:20:44 »

Don't tell me Donnah's from Calgary (biggest stampede in the world!)... my home town!


Yep, I'm from Calgary (though I don't live there anymore) and I used to work as a cowgirl.  So the Stampede City is your hometown too.


Calgary? Isn't that where someone was crucified for all of our stampeding? And whoa to transgressors! Today, it's certainly Eternal Calgary Flames for those who don't repent for stop their stampeding ways!
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« Reply #1355 on: 27/03/2011 03:51:39 »

So the current laws don't apply to electrical spies?


I think Dave deserves to get a charge out of this Punning Award for that line.



(someone at Gold Medallion should brush up on their Elecrtric spelunking though)
 

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« Reply #1356 on: 27/03/2011 07:15:14 »

...have memories of a stripper called "Fat Annie" who used to work at a club called Airport.


Hm. Firsthand knowledge or hearsay? ;D
 

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« Reply #1357 on: 27/03/2011 07:36:54 »
Presumably Annie walloped the guy with underarm mass?
 

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« Reply #1358 on: 27/03/2011 18:29:56 »
Let us just say that it was not me, but I was a witness, and the guy in question we will just call by his initial of "D". We went there as a part ( unofficial) of a tour of the facilities of a certain airline's maintenance operations, and had a few hours of spare time between the end of the tour and the official end of the lecture day, so the teachers went there for some entertainment, and took us along as a not totally unwilling group. Was in the good old days when the air was clean, shows like that were frowned on by the clergy ( and attended by a lot of them to get ideas or something else) and you could gain easy access to a lot of places as a plain member of the public.
 

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« Reply #1359 on: 27/03/2011 22:47:56 »
Man caught in crossfire as dancer clears her chest after frowning clergy interrupts important maintanence tour.

Mr. D. in critical but stable condition as hearing is regained in left ear.

 

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« Reply #1360 on: 28/03/2011 03:40:03 »

Presumably Annie walloped the guy with underarm mass?


Hm. The plot thickens.
 

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« Reply #1361 on: 28/03/2011 15:01:39 »

Presumably Annie walloped the guy with underarm mass?


Hm. The plot thickens.

Is that an adumbration to another part of the body?
 

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« Reply #1362 on: 28/03/2011 16:38:16 »
Underarm mass.

Adumbration? You mean some people aren't smart enough to read this???

 

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« Reply #1363 on: 29/03/2011 14:36:22 »
Not without my glasses.

Adumbration: (n) áddem-bráysh´n - reduction of intelligence as a result of poor vision.
 

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« Reply #1364 on: 29/03/2011 19:49:07 »
A dumb ration: a ration meant for less-than-smart-ones.
 

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« Reply #1365 on: 30/03/2011 19:25:17 »
This week is
National Tsunami Awareness Week
www.tsunami.gov

While this is a terribly sad time in Japan because of the tsunami, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but maybe humor can also help? I know, I know, puns are humor?...........

I now anticipate a huge wave of reaction to my post...

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« Reply #1366 on: 30/03/2011 23:15:05 »
What? Not even a watered-down reply yet???
 

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« Reply #1367 on: 31/03/2011 00:34:34 »
The tide washes way out first. This must be a biggy because it's really washed out!
 

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« Reply #1368 on: 31/03/2011 00:53:40 »
I'm hoping that your punchline will bring good tidings!
 

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« Reply #1369 on: 31/03/2011 20:23:35 »
Now this is a punchline!



 

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« Reply #1370 on: 01/04/2011 03:31:33 »

I like hardhitting punchlines!
 

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« Reply #1371 on: 04/04/2011 21:36:24 »
April 1st came and went. Now I feel Foolish.
 

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« Reply #1372 on: 05/04/2011 22:14:40 »
April 1st came and went. Now I feel Foolish.

Why did she promise something, collect the money and run?
 

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« Reply #1373 on: 05/04/2011 22:45:34 »
You just can't trust those Springtime romances!
 

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« Reply #1374 on: 07/04/2011 22:18:38 »
Romance in the springtime, now close to six months away, with the cold of winter between now and then. The cold nights, having to use a single sheet to keep warm, having a warm shower instead of cold, icecream not melting in the cone before you can eat it...........
 

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