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« Reply #1375 on: 08/04/2011 07:43:49 »

Romance in the springtime, now close to six months away, with the cold of winter between now and then. The cold nights, having to use a single sheet to keep warm, having a warm shower instead of cold, icecream not melting in the cone before you can eat it...........


Mm, I love melted ice cream in my coffee.
 

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« Reply #1376 on: 08/04/2011 20:42:02 »
I love fresh cream coffee, milk straight from the cow, add coffee and then microwave until just boiling. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
 

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« Reply #1377 on: 09/04/2011 14:55:23 »
Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
 

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« Reply #1378 on: 10/04/2011 21:35:35 »
But lack of the magical brew causes me to turn into something that bears a strong resemblance to an ogre.............
 

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« Reply #1379 on: 11/04/2011 21:50:01 »

But lack of the magical brew causes me to turn into something that bears a strong resemblance to an ogre.............


Yes I get affected the beary same way!
 

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« Reply #1380 on: 11/04/2011 23:56:41 »

But lack of the magical brew causes me to turn into something that bears a strong resemblance to an ogre.............


Yes I get affected the beary same way!


Speaking of bears, how about some coffee and Donnah!
 

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« Reply #1381 on: 13/04/2011 04:20:59 »
I heard from the mysterious Donnah today, she can't bear to break away from the road, and is power-less with her computer.
 

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« Reply #1382 on: 13/04/2011 06:43:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D
 

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« Reply #1383 on: 13/04/2011 21:15:27 »

 ;D ;D ;D


Nice teeth, BioWizard! And welcome to our nuthouse!

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"
 

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« Reply #1384 on: 14/04/2011 19:31:53 »
I'm having tea with friends who are well connected.  What kind of tea?  Why nut tea of course.  I just couldn't bear not being around my punny friends.
 

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« Reply #1385 on: 15/04/2011 07:21:17 »

I'm having tea with friends who are well connected.  What kind of tea?  Why nut tea of course.  I just couldn't bear not being around my punny friends.


Why is tea so therapeutic? Because boiling the water raises your self of steam.

We missed you, Donnah. Welcome back!
 

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« Reply #1386 on: 17/04/2011 22:27:18 »

 ;D ;D ;D


Nice teeth, BioWizard! And welcome to our nuthouse!

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"


LOL! I know, this thread is like a nutsie thread!  ;D
 

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« Reply #1387 on: 18/04/2011 13:02:59 »
I thought nutsies wore swastikas!?
 

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« Reply #1388 on: 20/04/2011 21:49:12 »
I haven't had Swasteakas for a long time.  Take a cheap cut steak and marinate for a day, then cook in the slow cooker.  Voila, Swiss steakas.
 

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« Reply #1389 on: 22/04/2011 20:03:03 »
Slow cooker, where you throw it under the armpit. No need for salt!

Iiieeewww!

 

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« Reply #1390 on: 22/04/2011 20:07:34 »

I thought nutsies wore swastikas!?



 

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« Reply #1391 on: 22/04/2011 20:09:33 »
Was thinking of a cajun blackened pepper steak! A large sirloin, 1" thick, covered with a 1/8" layer of medium ground pepper (blown to remove the fine powder), fried to medium rare. Served with bacon bits stuffed potatoe skins topped with parmasan cheese! Oh, but where's the pun.... but who cares?
« Last Edit: 22/04/2011 20:19:35 by daveman »
 

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« Reply #1392 on: 22/04/2011 20:20:23 »
Dave, don't worry that was not a misteak!
 

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« Reply #1393 on: 23/04/2011 02:58:38 »

I haven't had Swasteakas for a long time.  Take a cheap cut steak and marinate for a day, then cook in the slow cooker.  Voila, Swiss steakas.


You mean marinut?
 

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« Reply #1394 on: 23/04/2011 05:46:20 »
No Demo!! He means "Marry Nate" for a day, then cook him in the slow cooker! Talk about Spiders killing there mates!!! At least he will feast After he marries Nate!
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« Reply #1395 on: 23/04/2011 16:16:12 »
 BTW, Karen, that was "she" not "he"... :)
 

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« Reply #1396 on: 23/04/2011 18:41:48 »
BTW, Karen, that was "she" not "he"... :)

Whoops You are correct my apologies to Donnah..... Yes indeed I thought it was Daveman's post...LOL even bigger mystic, I mean mistake!
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« Reply #1397 on: 23/04/2011 19:13:08 »
Mystic, lol!
 

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« Reply #1398 on: 23/04/2011 19:15:19 »
That's daveman, all right, our Very Own Mystic Of The Punning Thread. He reads palms, foretells the future and more!
 

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« Reply #1399 on: 25/04/2011 15:23:58 »
This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!


 

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